raratt
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Why are you...nevermind.Not gonna lie, I have seen several NSFW calendars on reddit that I wanted to send to @Metasynth Now that I think about it, not sure he can stop me....
Why are you...nevermind.Not gonna lie, I have seen several NSFW calendars on reddit that I wanted to send to @Metasynth Now that I think about it, not sure he can stop me....
I think that a dozen times a day as I browse two different forumsWhy are you...nevermind.
Huh? Why what? Now I HAVE TO KNOW. You can't do that, lolWhy are you...nevermind.
The NSFW calendars "Just happen" to show up?Huh? Why what? Now I HAVE TO KNOW. You can't do that, lol
No! I follow weird subs on reddit! I'm not married, so you know, I just vibe. Weed growing, sexy people, unsolved mysteries, how to build the best farm in minecraft, 80s horror flix... I know how to get down.The NSFW calendars "Just happen" to show up?
80s Slasher horror is my jam!! It's when I was old enough to get into the R movies without getting carded so I saw them all. Nothing like a camp on a lake to bring the killers around lol.No! I follow weird subs on reddit! I'm not married, so you know, I just vibe. Weed growing, sexy people, unsolved mysteries, how to build the best farm in minecraft, 80s horror flix... I know how to get down.
"honey did you subscribe to 'squirrelly dicks of the month'? Yes? Well can you stop?!"My wife picks up the mail as it's a half mile down the mountain from the house. She'd be very interested in what I was up to if I got a package like that . She's already tired of all the seeds I get sent at least once a week
ch ch ch ch ah ah ahhhhh80s Slasher horror is my jam!! It's when I was old enough to get into the R movies without getting carded so I saw them all. Nothing like a camp on a lake to bring the killers around lol.
just the opposite here Brother, my usual camp spot is still 6-8’ underSee you in a few months
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"honey did you subscribe to 'squirrelly dicks of the month'? Yes? Well can you stop?!"
It's in the hills....but going fast.just the opposite here Brother, my usual camp spot is still 6-8’ under
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For when you're so repressed it turns rubber into diamonds...
I have some nieces that need to meet you. do you have a birthday party fee? You can't smoke around THEM, but I got you, lolMy neighbor had a teenage daughter throwing a slumber party and asked me to come over and scare the girls. I put on my Jason hockey mask and some old overalls and boots, grabbed my rusty machete and walked over so not to alert the girls. Went around the back of the house to the sliding glass doors where they were watching some scary movies and just stood there until one of them saw me and they all just about lost their minds. Running around the house and calling for the Dad. The daughter thought it was hilarious but her friends were freaking out. I'm pretty much the exact height and slightly bigger frame then Jason so it must have been pretty scary for her friends way out in the boonies. I still laugh about with him many years later.
I am, she can't hack into my laptop, I'm the IT guy around here.I'm not married,
so you don't have to hide your squirrelly dicks of the month subscription? jealousI am, she can't hack into my laptop, I'm the IT guy around here.
I don't like squirrels, they are always after my nuts.so you don't have to hide your squirrelly dicks of the month subscription? jealous
It's my seed they want.....bird seed you weirdosI don't like squirrels, they are always after my nuts.