I'm not sure where to post this. So, I just now moved this from "What
are you watching?" to here, where somebody might read it.
I just thought that the list of the Orange Demon's names
was good. And I threw in most of Kimmel's monologue with it. Enjoy:
Trump Was So Upset by Jimmy Kimmel’s Jokes His White House Staff Asked Disney to Censor Him
"...this article from Rolling Stone it says uh Trump White House pressured Disney to censor
Jimmy Kimmel. Now Disney is the company that owns ABC our Network and Jimmy
Kimmel is me so obviously I was interested in seeing what it was. But according to the story,
in 2018 Donald Trump who was at that time president of the United States was so upset about my
jokes that I made about him he directed his staffers at the White House to call Disney to tell them
to Reign me in.
The report says at least two calls were made from the Trump White House to quote convey the
president's anger regarding Kimmel's monologues and gems. In other words president Karen
demanded to speak to my manager. You'd think but I guess not. The article says news of these
calls spread around the corridors of power in Washington. wow
What a plot twist the first time Donald Trump ever tries to stop someone from talking about him
on television and it's me. Usually when he wants somebody to stop talking about him he pays them
a hundred thirty thousand dollars but he wanted me to do it for nothing. I wonder what it
was specifically that sparked this. His uh Trumper tantrum, I wonder what it was he found so
objectionable.
I don't know maybe it was the time I had Stormy Daniels look at a plate of carrots and
to size them up and she picked a little one. Maybe it was one of the nicknames uh I
uh like uh:
"Tani soprano goes for dumbass Emperor
Palpatini hands
Mar alardo
King tutankonman
The hydroxy Horror Picture Show
Pumpkin the corn Humper
Grab ass Grandpa
Orange Julius Caesar
Colludicrous flavios
Freddy Krueger
The tandalorian
Driver Woods cured on dictator talk."
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Give me ... I only have ... I only have a hundred more, okay:
"Quick Pro comb over
I'll go scam
Fiberace
The one Terminator
Chocolate Mussolini
YMCA hole
The recount of Monte Cristo
Daddy bone spurs or
George Washington,"
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... Maybe.
Wow what a fragile Little Snowflake. What a blowhard. He's a blowhard and a snowflake,
he's a blowflake is what he is. He should change the hats to say make America wine
again MAWA. Because when you think of all the people I regularly make fun of it's
a lot of people. The only two who tried to stop me are Donald Trump and Marjorie
Taylor Green, who actually called the cops on me. I made I made fun of OJ a
thousand times he hasn't tried to kill me once.
And this guy Donald Trump all he does is make fun of people. He makes fun of disabled journalists.
He makes fun ... he calls our veterans, veteran Prisoners of War. even "losers". He insults his
opponents, his friends, his family. But if I point out that he's so fat they renamed the plane
Air Force Wonder Bread, I'm the bad guy. You know what maybe this is why Donald
and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms, she was laughing too hard at my monologue at night.
Joking aside. this is a blatant abuse of power. I wonder if Fox News, who're always screaming
about censoring comedians, will they defend me on this? I doubt it. We have a First Amendment right
that Americans a hell of a lot braver than Donald Trump died for.
And especially hypocritical coming from someone who claims to be the biggest
anti-censorship defender of free speech.
Trump sound bites:
"Today I'm directing my Administration to explore all Regulatory and legislative
solutions to protect free speech and the Free Speech rights of all Americans.
"We're here today to discuss protecting Americans from censorship.
"We will uphold the right of free speech.
"We as a country cannot tolerate political censorship
"We will always always protect Free Speech
"The censorship and bias is a threat to Freedom itself
"Free speech is a Bedrock of American life
"We believe in free speech censorship
"Free Speech censorship
"Free Speech censorship
"Believe it or not I'm one that really likes Free Speech
"You can't have censorship You can't pick one person and
say well we don't like what he's been saying he's out."
It's very interesting again it's almost like it's ... almost like he's a hypocrite, you know.
You know what else is a shame, Jim Jordan just had his big Congressional hearing
on the weaponization of the federal government and I couldn't be there to
testify about a president of the United States who abused his authority to
silence someone who disagrees with him and tried to muzzle Free Speech. I'm so
sorry Jim. I would have been happy to help with that. And as for Trump, you
know if you want to come on the show to tell me to be quiet yourself. We still
have that arcade claw machine that My Pillow Guy got in. You may climb
inside and say whatever's on your delicate little mind. Okay?"
