You ever been shit on by a bird

[shnkrmn]

These were pickled peppers, so maybe the vinegar affected them. They clearly reacted to the peppers differently than chips. I didn't know about capsaicin and birds though.

They sell bird seed treated with capsaicin because the squirrels won't eat it.

 

[raratt]

They sell bird seed treated with capsaicin because the squirrels won't eat it.

Must be a mammal thing, need to give a dolphin a habanero and see what happens.

 

[DarkWeb]

Must be a mammal thing, need to give a dolphin a habanero and see what happens.

It grabs you and pulls you under for a bit....just long enough to scare you, and then you can then tell everyone never to do that again

 

[Gemtree]

No but saw my sister get shit on her head at Cedar Point when we were kids. She couldn’t get it all out in the bathroom so had shit hair all day

 

[Brettman]

I was shit on once a couple years ago at work by a Canadian Goose, hit my shoulder blade and went all down my back. It was a massive dump and I was pissed lmao.

 

[Brettman]

Wow i just remember I great one from probably 10-12 years ago when I did concrete. I was talking face to face with my boss (who was a dickhead) and he got shit on by a seagull right in the face. Fucking hilarious it was so hard not to laugh at him.

 

[Dorian2]

I've never been shit on yet. But I was taunting a female Crow with the garden hose a couple of years ago and the male swooped in from behind me. I could feel how close that MFer came to my head by the wind gust. Those things are huge with full flight wing span.

 

[DarkWeb]

I've never been shit on yet. But I was taunting a female Crow with the garden hose a couple of years ago and the male swooped in from behind me. I could feel how close that MFer came to my head by the wind gust. Those things are huge with full flight wing span.

Did his pecker brush your neck?

 

[buckaclark]

Did his pecker brush your neck?

Crows have a hard pecker!

 

[Sir Napsalot]

We've had a male Red-Lored Amazon parrot for ~35 years

When he was younger he used to try to mate with my wife's leg- he'd grind away until he ejaculated

that's how we know he's a male

 

[Brettman]

We've had a male Red-Lored Amazon parrot for ~35 years

When he was younger he used to try to mate with my wife's leg- he'd grind away until he ejaculated

that's how we know he's a male

No way! We just adopted a Quaker and my wife has caught it masterbating a couple times this week She says it’s nasty and he makes gross noises lol

 

[Brettman]

Here’s the dirty bugger right now. I made him this perch last weekend. We had been calling her a girl this whole time lol

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

My sweet affectionate tame stray rescue lovebird, Pickel rip OG.

 

[FirstCavApache64]

Ever had a pheasant "come back to life" in your game vest?

No but it's happened with a squirrel a couple times. The little bastards play dead really well. Now I have a humane and quick way to be sure they're really finished before they get a chance to scare the crap out of me.

 

[buckaclark]

No but it's happened with a squirrel a couple times. The little bastards play dead really well. Now I have a humane and quick way to be sure they're really finished before they get a chance to scare the crap out of me.

My dad said ,yes we used to catch squirrels for dinner when times were tight ?

 

[buckaclark]

I said, how the he'll you catch a squirrel? He said carve a forked stick like a trident but of two.Put in hole and twist it into the fur.And pull it out the hole and hit it with a club, dude

 

[FirstCavApache64]

Sitting downtown in DC eating lunch on a bench with my boss. Seagull swooped in, made a grab for his sandwich and completely spattered my boss's head and sandwich as he was going in for a bite. It was terrible to see. we were shoulder to shoulder.

I got pigeon crap on my nice suit eating lunch at Dupont Circle in downtown DC. Everyone loved feeding those flying rats. The wife got hit on the head by seagulls at the beach and didn't find it as hilarious as I did. I tried explaining it was good luck in Asian culture, but as she's Asian and I'm about as Caucasian as it gets genetically(English, Scottish, Russian and Norse). It didn't seem to help my cause.

 

[FirstCavApache64]

My dad said ,yes we used to catch squirrels for dinner when times were tight ?

I'm not a huge fan but I like hunting them so into the stew pot they go. I draw the line at eating the brains though. First time I saw my buddies grandma crack a skull open with a walnut cracker and eat the brain I was a little caught off guard to say the least.

 

[Coldnasty]

Happened to me once. Just sat in my car and was closing my door and my arm got shit on

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For sure but it’s been a hot minute……

 

[buckaclark]

I'm not a huge fan but I like hunting them so into the stew pot they go. I draw the line at eating the brains though. First time I saw my buddies grandma crack a skull open with a walnut cracker and eat the brain I was a little caught off guard to say the least.

Caviar of the squirrel