Red Wave 2022

[OldMedUser]

Like filling your chimney with pomegranates from your own tree because you're a mean old man in 1966

None of those but we did stuff a guy's jacket we got from his garden shed into the chimney on the shed. Him and a few off teh neighbourhood dads used to drink and play poler out there every week so they had to evacuate for a while when they fired up the wood heater. Egged the hell out of another guy's place with eggs from his own coop we had been stealing for weeks and making sure they were stored somewhere warm until the night.

Was headed out for halloween one night when I was about 13 and mom mentioned that it sure would be bad if someone knocked down that crappy fence at old man so-and-sos place. We trashed that fence good.

Firecracker wars were the most fun until I pulled out a 20 ball roman candle and went nuclear on their asses. I still wonder how nobody lost an eye or something when we did that shit. We got real fire crackers back then too. The chinese store down in Ladner sold these half-stick things that could blow a garbage can apart. Rockets 3ft long. Those were the days. All that great stuff is banned now. I still have pack of Black Cat firecrackers from 30 years ago. Tried one a couple years ago and it still blew up real good tho the fuse was a lot faster than I remember. lol

 

[PadawanWarrior]

None of those but we did stuff a guy's jacket we got from his garden shed into the chimney on the shed. Him and a few off teh neighbourhood dads used to drink and play poler out there every week so they had to evacuate for a while when they fired up the wood heater. Egged the hell out of another guy's place with eggs from his own coop we had been stealing for weeks and making sure they were stored somewhere warm until the night.

Was headed out for halloween one night when I was about 13 and mom mentioned that it sure would be bad if someone knocked down that crappy fence at old man so-and-sos place. We trashed that fence good.

Firecracker wars were the most fun until I pulled out a 20 ball roman candle and went nuclear on their asses. I still wonder how nobody lost an eye or something when we did that shit. We got real fire crackers back then too. The chinese store down in Ladner sold these half-stick things that could blow a garbage can apart. Rockets 3ft long. Those were the days. All that great stuff is banned now. I still have pack of Black Cat firecrackers from 30 years ago. Tried one a couple years ago and it still blew up real good tho the fuse was a lot faster than I remember. lol

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I know man. People are getting way too soft. If I blow a finger off that's on me, .

If you really want Black Cat firecrackers, they're ready whenever you are. So all hope is not lost.

Black Cat 1,000 Roll - Cheyenne, WY Superstore

Black Cat 1,000 Roll. A roll of 1,000 of the original Black Cat firecracker that explodes with a bang.

cheyenne-wy-pyro-city-superstore.pyrocity.com

Oh the stories I have from the 4th, fireworks, and blowing shit up would take up this whole page, .

 

[OldMedUser]

I know man. People are getting way too soft. If I blow a finger off that's on me, .

If you really want Black Cat firecrackers, they're ready whenever you are. So all hope is not lost.

Black Cat 1,000 Roll - Cheyenne, WY Superstore

Black Cat 1,000 Roll. A roll of 1,000 of the original Black Cat firecracker that explodes with a bang.

cheyenne-wy-pyro-city-superstore.pyrocity.com

Oh the stories I have from the 4th, fireworks, and blowing shit up would take up this whole page, .

I doubt very much I could get them to ship explosives across the border what with Canada customs being so good at stopping illegal guns from getting across.

Lighting off a full string of 50 makes a racket so 1000 would sound like one of Pootin's tanks when it's ammo is going off in the fire inside. Those cracker bombs look like they could be a lot of fun.

I have a 1lb block of sodium metal in a sealed tin can of oil. Bit rusty so I'll have to get rid of it somehow. Stick it in a coffee can with a rock big enough to sink it then seal the lid on with electrical tape and drop it in a big body of water. When it gets deep enough the lid will collapse and the sodium will go off like a bomb. Free fish! I have some lithium metal too and it's a lot more water reactive. Cut it in little pieces and fire them out into the water with a slingshot which I also happen to have.

I could do that out in my dugout and make a tik-tok video out of it.

 

[Lucky Luke]

None of those but we did stuff a guy's jacket we got from his garden shed into the chimney on the shed. Him and a few off teh neighbourhood dads used to drink and play poler out there every week so they had to evacuate for a while when they fired up the wood heater. Egged the hell out of another guy's place with eggs from his own coop we had been stealing for weeks and making sure they were stored somewhere warm until the night.

Was headed out for halloween one night when I was about 13 and mom mentioned that it sure would be bad if someone knocked down that crappy fence at old man so-and-sos place. We trashed that fence good.

Firecracker wars were the most fun until I pulled out a 20 ball roman candle and went nuclear on their asses. I still wonder how nobody lost an eye or something when we did that shit. We got real fire crackers back then too. The chinese store down in Ladner sold these half-stick things that could blow a garbage can apart. Rockets 3ft long. Those were the days. All that great stuff is banned now. I still have pack of Black Cat firecrackers from 30 years ago. Tried one a couple years ago and it still blew up real good tho the fuse was a lot faster than I remember. lol

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The ball shooter wars.. ahh they were the days.
Me and a mate would blow up letter boxs with bungers.

 

[schuylaar]

10 seconds were all I could stomach.

I'm sorry you couldn't find a way to enjoy Hitler Hell since it's been said a bazillion times that's where he and his crew are. It was a Merry Halloween YT from the Hitler Parody people..It was about the dialogue..demon voice was a killer..you had to see the end once he realizes his true fate..again it's the dialogue.

I'd use my engineering capabilities next time and turn the sound down.

 

[schuylaar]

Those tight pink lips juxtaposed above her double chin makes me swoon.

For me it's the stink eye; I think it switches from side to side, like in cartoons.

 

[schuylaar]

Ok I concede.

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Wait man! It's only Arkansas! (yet) come to our side we'll take you.

 

[schuylaar]

The ball shooter wars.. ahh they were the days.
Me and a mate would blow up letter boxs with bungers.

Funny you always knew when someone in the neighborhood had firecrackers or an m80 and was going to blow up old man gillums box on Devils Night. That was our Social Media.

 

[schuylaar]

I know man. People are getting way too soft. If I blow a finger off that's on me, .

If you really want Black Cat firecrackers, they're ready whenever you are. So all hope is not lost.

Black Cat 1,000 Roll - Cheyenne, WY Superstore

Black Cat 1,000 Roll. A roll of 1,000 of the original Black Cat firecracker that explodes with a bang.

cheyenne-wy-pyro-city-superstore.pyrocity.com

Oh the stories I have from the 4th, fireworks, and blowing shit up would take up this whole page, .

Open container while driving too in Cheyenne WY yeeeeeehaaaaaaaa! But must make visit to Safe Haven state of CO for weed Priorities WY priorities.

We were talking about when we were kids..you don't blow up Santa do you? a fun gop past time?

Colorado sells them on the corner..I think unincorporated areas here have them.

 

[schuylaar]

Jesus Christ !

Those crazy Southern states and it was a landslide for the one with the eye.

 

[schuylaar]

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I was going for shock value- so glad it work..younger gop women are dirt ugly these days.

 

[schuylaar]

Is there a pun in there? We always said Trick or Treat and the treats better be good because our tricks were nasty.

I got the skinny this year for next..there's a full size candy bar neighborhood next over..I'm slapping the Halloween collar back on the dog.

Someone in my town posted Ring vid of someone coming up in her car taking some bowled candy. Boy, did the generous townspeople react to that on towns Social Media..knives and pitchforks (and we're dems?). She had two bags, put some in each and didn't empty the bowl..What I saw was a mom doing it for her two kids because you can't trust people anymore..maybe she lived in an area where trick or treating isn't conducive..there could've been many reasons. They had to shut that thread down. I hate that place so much snipping and sniping behind the townsfolk backs..@sunni that nice town website is way worse than I've seen of anything on RIU.

 

[Paul Drake]

@Fogdog @OldMedUser @Herb & Suds

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Someone should slap her mama.

 

[schuylaar]

I doubt very much I could get them to ship explosives across the border what with Canada customs being so good at stopping illegal guns from getting across.

Lighting off a full string of 50 makes a racket so 1000 would sound like one of Pootin's tanks when it's ammo is going off in the fire inside. Those cracker bombs look like they could be a lot of fun.

I have a 1lb block of sodium metal in a sealed tin can of oil. Bit rusty so I'll have to get rid of it somehow. Stick it in a coffee can with a rock big enough to sink it then seal the lid on with electrical tape and drop it in a big body of water. When it gets deep enough the lid will collapse and the sodium will go off like a bomb. Free fish! I have some lithium metal too and it's a lot more water reactive. Cut it in little pieces and fire them out into the water with a slingshot which I also happen to have.

I could do that out in my dugout and make a tik-tok video out of it.

Drone.

Now be careful there with that sodium metal in a sealed tin can of oil..if you're going to do it take a vid..pic or it didn't happen

 

[topcat]

For me it's the stink eye; I think it switches from side to side, like in cartoons.

What hump?

 

[Rurumo]

Thank goodness it was more of a "red tide" than a "red wave."

 

[Herb & Suds]

Thank goodness it was more of a "red tide" than a "red wave."

Red ripple

 

[HGCC]

I know man. People are getting way too soft. If I blow a finger off that's on me, .

If you really want Black Cat firecrackers, they're ready whenever you are. So all hope is not lost.

Black Cat 1,000 Roll - Cheyenne, WY Superstore

Black Cat 1,000 Roll. A roll of 1,000 of the original Black Cat firecracker that explodes with a bang.

cheyenne-wy-pyro-city-superstore.pyrocity.com

Oh the stories I have from the 4th, fireworks, and blowing shit up would take up this whole page, .

I recently passed through Indiana and got a bunch of shit. It was crazy how cheap it was relative to buying around the denver area. Had to show my kid actual fireworks. "Well son, this is an Arial bomb, it's much better than snakes and sparklers."

 

[DIY-HP-LED]

Haberman reveals Trump's private reaction to election

205,391 views Nov 10, 2022
New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman says Trump is privately "very angry" after a disappointing performance for Republicans in the midterm elections.

 

[xtsho]

This should scare the hell out of the wingers.