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Offmymeds

Offmymeds

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Good morning. I saw The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band last night. These guys toured with John Prine and Willy Nelson. They've been playing together for over 50 years. It was a good show but the most entertaining part of the night was the Uber ride home.

My battery was down to 1% when I called Uber so I was sweating whether I would be able to get a ride and turned the screen off as soon as it was confirmed. Then I was nervously checking to see what vehicle was coming. I got notice of Kristen in a Ford F-150. I thought WTF, an F-150?

In a few minutes something like this showed up only it seemed to be bigger and more bad ass.
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The window rolls down and Kristen is a very cute, curly-haired blonde. Oh boy. I climb in, literally, and Kristen obviously knows how to get tips. She is stacked and she looks ready for a Friday night out. Had great time chatting with her. Felt like a dad and a lech at the same time because she is small, hot, and sexy and I wondered how safe she was picking up strangers but being a guy, well, you know. I was a gentleman though, of course.

An old man can dream.
 
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Jeffislovinlife

Jeffislovinlife

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Offmymeds said:
Good morning. I saw The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band last. These guys toured with John Prine and Willy Nelson. They've been playing together for over 50 years. It was a good show but the most entertaining part of the night was the Uber ride home.

My battery was down to 1% when I called Uber so I was sweating whether I would be able to get a ride and turned the screen off as soon as it was confirmed. Then I was nervously checking to see what vehicle was coming. I got notice of Kristen in a Ford F-150. I thought WTF, an F-150?

In a few minutes something like this showed up only it seemed to be bigger and more bad ass.
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The window rolls down and Kristen is a very cute, curly-haired blonde. Oh boy. I climb in, literally, and Kristen obviously knows how to get tips. She is stacked and she looks ready for a Friday night out. Had great time chatting with her. Felt like a dad and a lech at the same time because she is small, hot, and sexy and I wondered how safe she was picking up strangers but being a guy, well, you know. I was a gentleman though, of course.

An old man can dream.
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Yes yes we can
 
manfredo

manfredo

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Jeffislovinlife said:
Not to sound paranoid but set your alarm lock up tight and let someone local know what going on I'm going to hit you up tomorrow for coffee rest well and be safe
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Yep I am alive!! I was telling an old friend about it last night, who also knows him, and the friend told me I should leave the house for a while, just in case. I didn;t leave, but I did make sure the gun cabinet was unlocked.

I doubt he'll be back. He hopefully sees I am not going to help him. Not when he is being a rude asshole!! He has a family history of mental illness. When he was a toddler, his father shot and killed his mother and then shot and killed himself, in front of him and his older brother. The brother is a mess too, but has a more normal life...married, job, etc. They were raised by a friend of the family, who molested them!! Cant make this shit up!!

I do wonder if he made it home, or if he is locked up somewhere!!

It feels like the calm before the storm here....It's warm, but dark and gloomy out there.
 
Jeffislovinlife

Jeffislovinlife

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manfredo said:
Yep I am alive!! I was telling an old friend about it last night, who also knows him, and the friend told me I should leave the house for a while, just in case. I didn;t leave, but I did make sure the gun cabinet was unlocked.

I doubt he'll be back. He hopefully sees I am not going to help him. Not when he is being a rude asshole!! He has a family history of mental illness. When he was a toddler, his father shot and killed his mother and then shot and killed himself, in front of him and his older brother. The brother is a mess too, but has a more normal life...married, job, etc. They were raised by a friend of the family, who molested them!! Cant make this shit up!!

I do wonder if he made it home, or if he is locked up somewhere!!

It feels like the calm before the storm here....It's warm, but dark and gloomy out there.
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Safety first is all I can say just don't turn your back on him
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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hillbill said:
Tornadoes last nite after dark north and south of me, will have to check damage reports later.
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Here too. Tornado sirens went off twice last night.
I hate that shit.

manfredo said:
Yep I am alive!! I was telling an old friend about it last night, who also knows him, and the friend told me I should leave the house for a while, just in case. I didn;t leave, but I did make sure the gun cabinet was unlocked.

I doubt he'll be back. He hopefully sees I am not going to help him. Not when he is being a rude asshole!! He has a family history of mental illness. When he was a toddler, his father shot and killed his mother and then shot and killed himself, in front of him and his older brother. The brother is a mess too, but has a more normal life...married, job, etc. They were raised by a friend of the family, who molested them!! Cant make this shit up!!

I do wonder if he made it home, or if he is locked up somewhere!!

It feels like the calm before the storm here....It's warm, but dark and gloomy out there.
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I'd be carrying a pistol (even at home) until he is accounted for. Fkn meth heads. :wall:
 
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