Going to take a drug test for a job today, wish me luck.

[ClaytonNewbilFontaine]

Congrats. But how do you know they would have checked for hormones? They almost always send it to a lab anyways just for a plain drug test.

I really don't. To be honest I'm going mostly off the weird coincidence that something stopped me 2 days in a row when I was trying to use her piss. Other than that it doesn't make sense that they would test for that. I thought about it before hand and didn't even bother googling it bc I was so sure that they wouldn't test for it. After I did read some stuff online about guys getting caught and that a general rule of thumb is if your a guy use a guy's pee. But I'm willing to bet those are probation or court related drug tests.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

I really don't. To be honest I'm going mostly off the weird coincidence that something stopped me 2 days in a row when I was trying to use her piss. Other than that it doesn't make sense that they would test for that. I thought about it before hand and didn't even bother googling it bc I was so sure that they wouldn't test for it. After I did read some stuff online about guys getting caught and that a general rule of thumb is if your a guy use a guy's pee. But I'm willing to bet those are probation or court related drug tests.

You could be right about it being meant to be. I think there's a force or something that we don't see. I've always used a guy's piss when I needed it. The fact that she's pregnant make it more sketchy.

But hey at least you passed. Congrats. Have fun telling off your old job, .

 

[ClaytonNewbilFontaine]

You could be right about it being meant to be. I think there's a force or something that we don't see. I've always used a guy's piss when I needed it. The fact that she's pregnant make it more sketchy.

But hey at least you passed. Congrats. Have fun telling off your old job, .

I actually love DK. Haven't listened to them in years

 

[Herb & Suds]

Just be careful on probationary period
A positive but missed test is a way to weed out the chaff
So to speak
But congrats on the hiring

 

[DrDukePHD]

That shits right on. That bag is a great idea. I've not seen them, but I'm sure an Amazon search would provide plenty of good options. Hopefully this will be the last drug test I have to take in a long time. Maybe the rest of my life, if I do things right.

Now that you've got a good paying job, invest in a proper fake-piss apparatus (prosthetic penis) with built in spot for warmer. You never know when they'll call you for a random drug test again. Think of it as insurance, or an investment in your families future. Congrats btw!!!

 

[doublejj]

Costco poppy seed muffins. He had one for breakfast 3 days in a row. The funny part is that at his orientation for the school and work program he is in, they served those costco poppy seed muffins. Haha

After he peed in the cup, he was in the office waiting on the results and a tik tok popped up about the poppy seeds and drug tests. Then the lady came in and goes "sooo, there's a problem with your drug test" he immediately said, I've eaten poppy seed muffins the last 3 days, will that cause a problem? Lol

Back in the late 1970's I had a security clearance at Boeing and had a random drug test the day after a dental appointment and I tested pos for cocaine. I had to go get a copy of my dental records and a letter from my dentist to keep my job. They used real cocaine or Novocain during the procedure....almost lost a good job over that...

 

[DrDukePHD]

Back in the late 1970's I had a security clearance at Boeing and had a random drug test a day after a dental appointment and tested pos for cocaine. I had to go get a copy of my dental records and a letter from my dentist to keep my job. They used real cocaine or Novocain during the procedure....almost lost a good job over that...

Tell us about the UFO's then man!

 

[doublejj]

Tell us about the UFO's then man!

One of my jobs at Boeing was in Facilities (Plant Maintenance) working on the buildings and stuff. It pretty much allowed me access to most work areas at Boeing. So even thought I didn't work on secret projects I did have access to and saw a lot of Defense projects. There is one hanger at Boeing that has a huge model shop, hundreds of professional model makers, looked like something out of santas workshop. And the basement was a huge archive of models. All kinds of projects Boeing had worked on or was working on, they would make models of them. I had a small job to do in the basement and they allowed me to wander around the archive of 1000's of really cool models. Some were so strange, star wars looking stuff, I couldn't even describe them until I saw my first picture of a stealth bomber in the 1990's. Boeing was working on stealth aircraft back in the late 1970's, like 79-80. I can only imagine what they are working on now...

 

[ClaytonNewbilFontaine]

One of my jobs at Boeing was in Facilities (Plant Maintenance) working on the buildings and stuff. It pretty much allowed me access to most work areas at Boeing. So even thought I didn't work on secret projects I did have access to and saw a lot of Defense projects. There is one hanger at Boeing that has a huge model shop, hundreds of professional model makers, looked like something out of santas workshop. And the basement was a huge archive of models. All kinds of projects Boeing had worked on or was working on, they would make models of them. I had a small job to do in the basement and they allowed me to wander around the archive of 1000's of really cool models. Some were so strange, star wars looking stuff, I couldn't even describe them until I saw my first picture of a stealth bomber in the 1990's. Boeing was working on stealth aircraft back in the late 1970's, like 79-80. I can only imagine what they are working on now...
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That sounds like it would've been an experience of a lifetime. I understand having the ability to wander around massive buildings and how utterly awesome it is. I got to do it in high school. Not nearly as interesting of a place, but it was fun to explore. It was a very old high school.

Your dentist could've changed your life one way or the other, based on his response. Not that he wouldn't help provide info, it's just crazy how things so small can have such a huge impact on the direction of our lives. Thanks for sharing all that.

 

[doublejj]

That sounds like it would've been an experience of a lifetime. I understand having the ability to wander around massive buildings and how utterly awesome it is. I got to do it in high school. Not nearly as interesting of a place, but it was fun to explore. It was a very old high school.

Your dentist could've changed your life one way or the other, based on his response. Not that he wouldn't help provide info, it's just crazy how things so small can have such a huge impact on the direction of our lives. Thanks for sharing all that.

I had a job to do up on the roof of one of the buildings at Boeing and there was a huge greenhouse all lit up with lights, & full of all sizes of potted plants. Some huge ones. WTF? I went inside to have a look and there was this Mr Miyagi looking gardener tending the plants. It turns out this was Boeing Hdqtrs building and they kept 2 of every potted plant in all the lobbies and offices and would change them out regularly. This was in the late 1970's and looking back on it that was the first time I saw lights used to grow plants....Boeing was an amazing place to work

 

[DrDukePHD]

I had a job to do up on the roof of one of the buildings at Boeing and there was a huge greenhouse all lit up with lights, & full of all sizes of potted plants. Some huge ones. WTF? I went inside to have a look and there was this Mr Miyagi looking gardener tending the plants. It turns out this was Boeing Hdqtrs building and they kept 2 of every potted plant in all the lobbies and offices and would change them out regularly. This was in the late 1970's and looking back on it that was the first time I saw lights used to grow plants....Boeing was an amazing place to work

You got some cool life experiences man that's awesome.

 

[doublejj]

You got some cool life experiences man that's awesome.

My job at Boeing was as a sheet metal mechanic in the facilities dept. We serviced the HVAC in all the buildings. I got a job slip to change some air filters and the job slips had locations on them. The location took me to the backend of a huge employee parking lot, not a building in sight. WTF? Once I got to the exact location there was a set of steps leading down to a big metal door underground. I went down the steps and rang the bell and they buzzed me in to a security desk. After checking my ID and job slip and making a couple phone calls they pinned a radiation sensor to my chest and assigned a security guard to escort me. We got into an elevator and went down many floors IDK maybe 5 or 6 levels. and out into a long hallway. He walked me down to a thick metal door, like 3ft thick and there was a guy in a lab coat waiting for us. we went inside and it was something out of a mad scientist laboratory. Things buzzing and humming and an occasional snap. WTeverlovingF? In the corner of the room was a services room with HVAC unit and I had to change the filter. The guard never left my side the entire time I was there. I went to use the restroom and wash up and he stood outside my stall. I found out this was the "Radiation Effects Laboratory" where they subjected electronics, satellites, and other things to high doses of radiation. No one knew it was there, just one non descript door in a parking lot...

 

[DrDukePHD]

My job at Boeing was as a sheet metal mechanic in the facilities dept. We serviced the HVAC in all the buildings. I got a job slip to change some air filters and the job slips had locations on them. The location took me to the backend of a huge employee parking lot, not a building in sight. WTF? Once I got to the exact location there was a set of steps leading down to a big metal door underground. I went down the steps and rang the bell and they buzzed me in to a security desk. After checking my ID and work slip and making a couple phone calls they pinned a radiation sensor to my chest and assigned a security guard to escort me. We got into an elevator and went down many floors IDK maybe 5 or 6 levels. and out into a long hallway. He walked me down to a thick metal door, like 3ft thick and there was a guy in a lab coat waiting for us. we went inside and it was something out of a mad scientist laboratory. Things buzzing and humming and an occasional snap. WTeverlovingF? In the corner of the room was a services room with HVAC unit and I had to change the filter. The guard never left my side the entire time I was there. I went to use the restroom and wash up and he stood outside my stall. I found out this was the "Radiation Effects Laboratory" where they subjected electronics, satellites, and other things to high doses of radiation. No one knew it was there, just one non descript door in a parking lot...

Now that's cool AF. With the trillions of dollars we've spent on defense & all these mad science labs, we better decisively win WW3 when it starts. Also MAYBE that's what that lab did (radiation stress testing for high altitude), but you'll never know for sure #ufos

 

[doublejj]

In the early 1970's I was recently discharged from the Army at Ft Lewis Wa just south of Seattle. As the largest employer in the area I went to apply at Boeing. When I got to the office there was a big sign in the window "Not Accepting Applications....Except Veterans". So I applied and my first job was in the Boeing Hydrofoil project for the US Navy. I was told that because I was a recently discharged veteran it would be easier to secure a security clearance. However President Carter cancelled the project in 1977, but because I already had the security clearance to work on defense projects I was transferred to the Facilities dept. as a sheet metal mech.
This was the first boat I worked on....this thing has wings (foils) under the water that lifts the entire ship out of the water and they fly it like an airplane over the water. Extremely fast powered by 2 747 jet engines. Once the Navy installed their electronics and communication and fire control systems, the security level went up and access was very limited.

 

[ClaytonNewbilFontaine]

In the early 1970's I was recently discharged from the Army at Ft Lewis Wa just south of Seattle. As the largest employer in the area I went to apply at Boeing. When I got to the office there was a big sign in the window "Not Accepting Applications....Except Veterans". So I applied and my first job was in the Boeing Hydrofoil project for the US Navy. I was told that because I was a recently discharged veteran it would be easier to secure a security clearance. However President Carter cancelled the project in 1977, but because I already had the security clearance to work on defense projects I was transferred to the Facilities dept. as a sheet metal mech.
This was the first boat I worked on....this thing has wings (foils) under the water that lifts the entire ship out of the water and they fly it like an airplane over the water. Extremely fast powered by 2 747 jet engines. Once the Navy installed their electronics and communication and fire control systems, the security level went up and access was very limited.
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I didn't even see this until now. Man that is really freaking cool. And you got paid to do all that stuff. Hard to say I'm not a little jealous over that job. But I've started the new job and I really love it. We use air pressure and electronic microphones to detect leaks in water lines. With the different equipment we have we can pretty much detect any leak. Basically families or businesses starts have high water bills and can't figure out why. We don't in isolate different lines and pump air, around 20-40 psi and then walk the line listening for bubbling water. The most important part is talking with the customer and getting as much info as possible. "Were you using this or that at the time, was it raining, did it rain writing 2 days of the leak". There's really a shit ton of info you can pick up that'll help. We also pump helium into the lines and then flush it with air right after then use these wands that detect helium. It's pretty fucking cool and the best money I've made yet. The thing about it is I've always thought I'd make a good detective. The way I think makes me well suited for that line of work. And now I'm in that line of work.

 

[laurajohnson]

Hope the OP passed the test successfully. I had to pass such tests regularly and, surprisingly, never failed. I used many ways to trick the test, including the severe 10-day-long detox, taking special detox medication, drinking a lot of water, and so on.
But synthetic urine has always been the best and most reliable way to pass. I kept it in my pants, so it stays warm, and it has never been an issue to pour it into the cup. This urine gave me more possibilities in life than at my college.

 

[ClaytonNewbilFontaine]

Hope the OP passed the test successfully. I had to pass such tests regularly and, surprisingly, never failed. I used many ways to trick the test, including the severe 10-day-long detox, taking special detox medication, drinking a lot of water, and so on.
But synthetic urine has always been the best and most reliable way to pass. I kept it in my pants, so it stays warm, and it has never been an issue to pour it into the cup. This urine gave me more possibilities in life than at my college.

I did pass. And it's the best fucking job I've ever had. I'm really happy here.

 

[farmingfisherman]

I did pass. And it's the best fucking job I've ever had. I'm really happy here.

Congrats on both! Hope you have a great holiday!