Help!! Only one plant and I’m trying to keep her alive !! Pay for info$$

Well I went to my local hydro store and he gave me REAL advice and now my baby is doing great ….this is a great forum but alot of people think they’re some kind of professional growers here your not lol my baby doing fine and she’s almost 2 months old today so say happy birthday you dummies
 

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Well I went to my local hydro store and he gave me REAL advice and now my baby is doing great ….this is a great forum but alot of people think they’re some kind of professional growers here your not lol my baby doing fine and she’s almost 2 months old today so say happy birthday you dummies
you need to readjust what “great” looks like from a very fundamental level lol. like don’t model the perspective of “greatness” on your ability to communicate with others because that bar is too low. Try to choose something positive or something you are good at and then apply that scale.

You’re welcome.
 
Keep thread alive - we want to see next calamity and you running around in panic mode. You will obviously pull the flowers early - if you even get there - or freakout on a leaf blemish. Since you rub everyone here the wrong way , i expect you will be shown the exit sooner than later.
 
you need to readjust what “great” looks like from a very fundamental level lol. like don’t model the perspective of “greatness” on your ability to communicate with others because that bar is too low. Try to choose something positive or something you are good at and then apply that scale.

You’re welcome.
Shut up plz it’s been a long day I don’t have time for a stoner to try n act smart atm …thanks for the life tips your probably broke tho and I’m rich I don’t need your life tips ty
 
Sun is going down so she’s getting into her droopy stage but she grew atleast a full inch atleast today when I got home from work y’all see ;)
 

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You had one job …….. ONE JOB .
You had one plant ….. ONE GOD DAMN PLANT.

You have the sun , the plant and the soil …. Yet you managed to hose it down three times with undiluted Neem Oil , cry about Colorful Flies , seen a small jumping spider and thought it was a tarantula , wank to the hydro guy ( as he filled his till with your tears ) . Many chimed in on this , many gave you advice across all of your sporadic threads. That plant would actually do better if you just buried it in a park. Your 1/2 pound claim doesn’t include - pot ‘ medium and broken dreams …. Jus sayin.

Since simple plant care confuses you … that plant will probably pull a HARI KARI , uproot itself and fling itself in front of a semi.

Maybe find another hobby - nail clipper for diabetic toes , porn fluffer or shoe cobbler ( peeps need new kicks ).

You poisoned your own thread .
 
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