If I Win a Billion Dollars

[Herb & Suds]

“ I’d be rich”

 

[xtsho]

Well that was $20 that left my wallet and all I have to show for it is a piece of paper. One number is all I got.

I didn't want to change my life anyway.


Oh who the hell am I kidding. I wanted to WIN!

 

[Carnitastaco]

 

[neosapien]

There's still a chance for us (me) !

 

[PioneerValleyOG]

You guys are NEVER gonna believe this.
I actually, well, ok, I'll be honest. I won $2 out of 10 tickets.

 

[PioneerValleyOG]

as part of riu TOS, you are now legally bound to the original contract posted by the OP. so be prepared to buy a car for somebody here. if you bought it for me, i'd get a license plate that say CalMag. deal?

Oh, I was completely prepared. Would been a frigging corvette too, not no KIA!

 

[PioneerValleyOG]

I had the lady pick up $20 worth of tickets on her way home. I rarely play the lottery but when the prize gets this big I'll spend a Jackson.

Seems to be the amount invested across the board.

 

[raratt]

Seems to be the amount invested across the board.

I did $10 for grins, got one number.

 

[neosapien]

@tyler.durden can I have a million dollars pretty please with a cherry on top?

 

[tyler.durden]

A man bursts into his home and yells to his wife, 'Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!!!' The wife responds, 'Oh my god! Where are we going!?' The husband replies, 'I don't care where you go, just be out of here by 5pm!'

 

[curious2garden]

Actual video of @Rsawr winning the Mega-Millions

 

[Rsawr]

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Actual video of @Rsawr winning the Mega-Millions

More snot bubbles

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I have my eye on a new rake down at the hardware store

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I've played a surf version of that song with my band for >20 years
My arrangement is very catchy

 

[Carnitastaco]

I've played a surf version of that song with my band for >20 years
My arrangement is very catchy

I first watched that flick up at Big Bear in a cabin on a skiing trip. I loved it. Let's hear yours?

 

[PadawanWarrior]

Free boob jobs for the first 100 women to respond to this post.