I didn't tell you guys about yesterdays adventure.
I showed a house in an upscale neighborhood, to an investor. He really liked it and we were there over an hour, as it needs lots if work. I know the guy real good. When we were in the main bath, it stunk like sewer gas. I asked him if her farted and he said noooo! Later we went in there again for a 2nd look, and I'm like what is that smell. It all looked super clean. I lifted the toilet seal and someone had shit all over the back rim of the toilet and damn it was gross.
Soooo, not wanting to get blamed for it, I texted the listing agent and told her....I also know her well. Well she got right on the phone and called the 2 showings before me, then she called me with the cleaning lady who had just finished cleaning the place from top to bottom the day before, on a 3 way call. I had them both laughing hysterically, and she went and cleaned it up this morning before todays showings. The other Realtors all denied it, and I know it wasn't my client as I was with him the entire time.
I have seen worse, but not in such a nice home!