There is a conspiracy going on here!

[neosapien]

That reaches all the way to the top. Why in the almighty fuck does no one make a whole box of traditionally-sized cinnamon sugar donuts? It's a fucking conspiracy.

 

[DarkWeb]

@Paul Drake get on it

 

[tyler.durden]

Because they suck and no one would buy them?

 

[DarkWeb]

Because they suck and no one would buy them?

Seriously.....that's bullshit

 

[.The Outdoorsman.]

Why am i always the only one in the store with a black eye? Everyone stares. Ok little old lady, like you've never been punched in the face before...

 

[neosapien]

Because they suck and no one would buy them?

You blasphemous fuck Tyler! How dare you besmirch the true and holy goodness of my favorite donut!

 

[Johiem]

That reaches all the way to the top. Why in the almighty fuck does no one make a whole box of traditionally-sized cinnamon sugar donuts? It's a fucking conspiracy.

Just grab the bag, you know if they offered a smaller pack you'd kill it and still want more. C'mon do it. You know you want the big one.

 

[neosapien]

Just grab the bag, you know if they offered a smaller pack you'd kill it and still want more. C'mon do it. You know you want the big one.

The little ones just aren't the same. I can eat 2 big donuts and feel satisfied. I can eat 517 small ones and it's still not enough to quench my desires.

 

[Herb & Suds]

The little ones just aren't the same. I can eat 2 big donuts and feel satisfied. I can eat 517 small ones and it's still not enough to quench my desires.

I have had the same issue since “new math “

 

[neosapien]

I have had the same issue since “new math “

So… since you brought it up… this is great. Please watch this for me.

 

[Creature1969]

I'm sorry to inform you that it's an agenda by the Deep State to get more plain donuts into the landfills. Something to do with luring turtles away from solar farms or some such.
I don't know why they can't just use pizza.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Because they suck and no one would buy them?

who hurt you?

 

[DarkWeb]

You can always use it as a bumper so your nose doesn't hit his belly

 

[Laughing Grass]

You can always use it as a bumper so your nose doesn't hit his belly

Was that directed at me?

 

[DarkWeb]

Was that directed at me?

It was for @neosapien


You don't even know what to do with one lol

 

[Laughing Grass]

It was for @neosapien


You don't even know what to do with one lol

Lol that makes two of us.

 

[DarkWeb]

Lol that makes two of us.

Ok

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

Because you can't fucking breathe halfway into the second one they're like more lethal than powdered donuts in that sense.

It's for your safety, really. No lawn darts, no full dozen cinnamon sugar donuts.

 

[bam0813]

You can do it better lol
Baked Cinnamon Spice Donuts



Author Carrie Hill
Ingredients

• 2 C all-purpose flour
• 1 1/2 C sugar
• 2 tsp baking powder
• 1 tsp ground cinnamon
• 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg - I use fresh ground - about 15 "grates" on my microplane
• 1/2 tsp kosher salt
• 1 extra-large egg lightly beaten
• 1 1/4 cups whole milk
• 2 Tbps butter melted
• 2 tsp vanilla extract
• *Cinnamon Sugar Coating
• 1/2 C Powdered Sugar
• 1-2 Tsp Cinnamon - to your taste.

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 375
2. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, spices, baking powder, & salt.
3. In a smaller bowl, combine the melted butter, egg, milk and vanilla
4. Pour the wet into the dry and fold together gently, do not over mix
5. Spray your donut pan with butter spray and then dust with flour - do this before each batch.
6. Spoon batter into donut pan - just enough to cover the bottom of the ring - not too much. I use about 2-3 tablespoons per donut.
7. Bake about 15 minutes - until a toothpick comes out clean
8. While your first batch is baking, put cinnamon and powdered sugar into a large zip-top bag and set aside.
9. Cool slightly then use offset spatula to tip them out onto a cooling rack.
10. When nearly 100% cool, put into your bag of powdered sugar mix two at a time and toss to coat.
11. Enjoy

 

[Blue Wizard]

who hurt you?

I did, but that's only because I couldn't hear hear his safe word with that ball gag in his mouth.