MJ MG - AMA

[J232]

Great question. You can use any liquid delivery system as long as you subtract its base PPMs from the final EC. I personally use a 1:1 mixture of the separated water floating on top of partially used sour cream / tap water.

Sounds like force feeding to me.

 

[lusidghost]

Hi. I have a male MJ plant that identifies as a female plant. Will it make buds???

This is worse than the plum plant question. What kind of jurisdiction do you think I reign over? I am a MJ MG, not Dave Chapplle. I will not touch this question.

 

[lusidghost]

Sounds like force feeding to me.

I see that you are also a MJ MG. I give you permission to help field these idiotic questions. You can also toe-tag any of these trolls who are trying to bring down my thread. They probably work for my enemies.

 

[DarkWeb]

Does chopping under a full moon really make it sweeter?








































I can't always get someone to moon me at harvest time

 

[shnkrmn]

Calmag was discovered by Michael Cannabis in 1987. He accidently hit a vein while mining for petrified kelp deposits from the
Proterozoic eon. It's hard to believe you didn't already know that though.

Of course not. I'M HERE TO LEARN THINGS I ALREADY KNOW BUT KEEP FORGETTING. I need to quit smoking Jerk Horror. I feel really cool when I type landrace.

 

[lusidghost]

Does chopping under a full moon really make it sweeter?








































I can't always get someone to moon me at harvest time

I'm not going to dignify your distasteful joke with a laughing face emoji, but yes. If you think about it, the extra gravity is pulling the sugars out like cotton candy.

 

[bk78]

I see that you are also a MJ MG..

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[mudballs]

Can phototropism affect the quality of the end product?

 

[lusidghost]

Of course not. I'M HERE TO LEARN THINGS I ALREADY KNOW BUT KEEP FORGETTING. I need to quit smoking Jerk Horror. I feel really cool when I type landrace.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go for your jugular. You see what I'm up against in here though. The thing about being a MJ MG is all of the mids growers are gunning for that #1 spot. On top of that there's all of these helpless puppy dog eyed noobs begging me to practically grow their plants. "Heavy is the head that wears the crown," I suppose. I think that's a Conor McGregor quote.

 

[lusidghost]

Can phototropism affect the quality of the end product?

Oh look, we've got a googler. Which foreign light company sent you?

 

[crimsonecho]

Calmag was discovered by Michael Cannabis in 1987. He accidently hit a vein while mining for petrified kelp deposits from the
Proterozoic eon. It's hard to believe you didn't already know that though.

poor poor michael cannabis. great guy.

 

[tyler.durden]

This is worse than the plum plant question. What kind of jurisdiction do you think I reign over? I am a MJ MG, not Dave Chapplle. I will not touch this question.

This thread sux. One-starred and reported.

 

[lusidghost]

This thread sux. One-starred and reported.

No you sux. Report that, troll.

 

[lusidghost]

 

[bk78]

 

[tyler.durden]

No you sux. Report that, troll.

Reported...

 

[lokie]

You work hard at this.

No you sux. Report that, troll.

That's deep thoughts coming from such a shallow pond.

 

[lusidghost]

Reported...

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[raratt]