Most forgetful things while high

Nutty sKunK

Nutty sKunK

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Sorry if there’s a thread already but if not let’s start one.

What are the most forgetful things you’ve done while high? I’ve got a few…

First off I use to fill my 60l water container using the shower upstairs. It had a slow feed so would usually take 10-15 mins.

One usual day I’m eating my Chinese and I hear this dripping sound coming from upstairs. Oh shit! I’d left it running! I’ve never climbed stairs that fast before.

We have two stories so on the 1st landing i came up to see a water fountain pouring out the light on the ceiling!

It had only just started to overflow I’m guessing because the water in the shower room upstairs ran straight down a gap in the floor. Got lucky enough I actually heard the noise! All thanks to some home grown Kali Mist! Shit has me forgetting many things.

I also managed to lose my glasses and had two others search for them. Only to realise they were on my face the whole time. We collapsed into laughter xD

Last one. My dad found out I smoked weed due to forgetfulness.

We use to store our weed in the compartment where the fuel (gas) goes in. Cops never search the outside of the car right? Well at least that was our logic.

Only for me to forget about it and the next day my dad takes the car. Goes to fill up with fuel and opens the cap only for a bag of weed which split to come pouring out all over the garages forecourt lol. He panics and throws it into the car. Imagine if he got caught xD He’s never even smoked weed in his life. Funnily enough he wasn’t angry at us just said he burnt it (or maybe smoked it?) abs don’t do it again haha

Anyone else got some funny stories of your forgetfulness?
 
dizzygirlio

dizzygirlio

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Nutty sKunK said:
Sorry if there’s a thread already but if not let’s start one.

What are the most forgetful things you’ve done while high? I’ve got a few…

First off I use to fill my 60l water container using the shower upstairs. It had a slow feed so would usually take 10-15 mins.

One usual day I’m eating my Chinese and I hear this dripping sound coming from upstairs. Oh shit! I’d left it running! I’ve never climbed stairs that fast before.

We have two stories so on the 1st landing i came up to see a water fountain pouring out the light on the ceiling!

It had only just started to overflow I’m guessing because the water in the shower room upstairs ran straight down a gap in the floor. Got lucky enough I actually heard the noise! All thanks to some home grown Kali Mist! Shit has me forgetting many things.

I also managed to lose my glasses and had two others search for them. Only to realise they were on my face the whole time. We collapsed into laughter xD

Last one. My dad found out I smoked weed due to forgetfulness.

We use to store our weed in the compartment where the fuel (gas) goes in. Cops never search the outside of the car right? Well at least that was our logic.

Only for me to forget about it and the next day my dad takes the car. Goes to fill up with fuel and opens the cap only for a bag of weed which split to come pouring out all over the garages forecourt lol. He panics and throws it into the car. Imagine if he got caught xD He’s never even smoked weed in his life. Funnily enough he wasn’t angry at us just said he burnt it (or maybe smoked it?) abs don’t do it again haha

Anyone else got some funny stories of your forgetfulness?
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Your glasses scenario hits home for me. One day my husband and I spent a good 15 min looking for them and then I realized they were on my head. Like, I helped him find the flashlight so we could look for the glasses that were on my head. I don't know how many times I must've subconsciously adjusted the glasses on top of my head so they wouldn't fall off while I bent over to look under the couch or something for them. Doh! LOL!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I'd leave multiple 5g buckets in my op in the winter to try and get rh up and to gas off the chlorine in the tap water for future use and would often forget which ones were which and if I ph'd them or not etc. Not quite a cool story as flooding my house by whatevs.
 
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