Deepest darkest shit you dont tell people.

[ChingOwn]

I fucking love getting drunk and doing tummy sticks and listening to justin be berbs. Baby go love yourself ftw...

 

[curious2garden]

I fucking love getting drunk and doing tummy sticks and listening to justin be berbs. Baby go love yourself ftw...

I’m afraid to google “tummy sticks”

 

[ChingOwn]

few... just like two rhinos rubbing horns semi aggressively

 

[lokie]

I’m afraid to google “tummy sticks”

Urban Dictionary: tummy sticks

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.

www.urbandictionary.com

Loosely translated: Sword Fight.

 

[ChingOwn]

Nails it

 

[curious2garden]

Urban Dictionary: tummy sticks

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.

www.urbandictionary.com

Loosely translated: Sword Fight.
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Thank god you saved me from googling that.

 

[ChingOwn]

So ain't nobody shared a sea crit up in here but me

 

[lokie]

So ain't nobody shared a sea crit up in here but me

I sometimes think about pushing baby ducks into the water.

 

[tkufoS]

I touch myself

 

[ChingOwn]

I touch myself

Little more details please8

 

[Sir Napsalot]

My friend and I ripped off a Chinese junkie in Hong Kong in 1976

 

[Sir Napsalot]

My ruse was working fine until my antsy friend decided to hit him in the head

 

[ChingOwn]

Hitting is important when dealing with the addicted

 

[Laughing Grass]

I signed up for RIU

 

[PadawanWarrior]

This seems like a setup,

 

[BarnBuster]

Little more details please8

 

[Rurumo]

Thanks for teaching me about "tummy sticks." This is good life knowledge.

 

[CunningCanuk]

I once ate nine cans of ravioli in one sitting.

 

[neosapien]

I act like a hippy and that I'm all about peace and love but really deep down I fucking hate most people and just want them to die. Not die. Just not be alive any longer.

 

[CunningCanuk]

I do a set every Wednesday on amateur night at the Tool Box. No lap dances though. Sorry ladies.