I am a f*cking genius.

[neosapien]

I bought an assortment of mini donuts. And of course ate all the cinnamon and powdered sugar ones first. And was then left with just the bastard red headed step child plain donuts. But then thought… well fuck neo ! You can just make your own cinnamon sugar topping and toss the bastard donuts in. And that's what I did. I wasted 37 years of my life eating bastard donuts.

 

[ChingOwn]

You could get nerds and put them in the hole and try to lick them out without fucking up the powder coat. Would be just like that time at the strip club in el paso with bridgette the midget

 

[lokie]

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

Why did the baker quit making doughnuts?
He was fed up with the hole business!


A guy was in a bakery and accidentally pushed open the door to the back room.
To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"

Food Porn: Nutella Ice Cream Donut

 

[shrxhky420]

I bought an assortment of mini donuts. And of course ate all the cinnamon and powdered sugar ones first. And was then left with just the bastard red headed step child plain donuts. But then thought… well fuck neo ! You can just make your own cinnamon sugar topping and toss the bastard donuts in. And that's what I did. I wasted 37 years of my life eating bastard donuts.

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Things I wish I’d known back then.

When I started growing and proudly showed pictures of my grow to the guy at the hydroponics store, I wish I knew he was pulling my leg when he told me I would get “about a pound” at harvest.

www.rollitup.org

SH420

 

[Herb & Suds]

So my affinity with plain donuts is an actual problem

 

[neosapien]

So my affinity with plain donuts is an actual problem