Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[.The Outdoorsman.]

Holy shit what happened to the price of groceries? Looked like everything damn near doubled since few months ago. This was walmart. I hate walmart. Fuck me. TWO TIMES!

 

[neosapien]

I was putting on my boots and my hand slipped and I punched myself in the dick.

 

[raratt]

I was putting on my boots and my hand slipped and I punched myself in the dick.

I usually tuck mine into my boot...

 

[DarkWeb]

I was putting on my boots and my hand slipped and I punched myself in the dick.

LOL that sucks.

I have suspenders on my ski pants........I pull them down when I'm not actually skiing. They almost always catch the edge of the chair just enough to snap me on the back of my nuts

 

[Laughing Grass]

I was putting on my boots and my hand slipped and I punched myself in the dick.

Boo no pics?

 

[neosapien]

Boo no pics?

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[Laughing Grass]

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lol can't punch this.

 

[neosapien]

Boo no pics?

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The back story to that pic is my wife wanted a taser to protect against all the would-be kidnappers from stealing our baby and selling it's eyeballs whilst in China. And I needed to test it's effects. The back back story is my wife was 3 months post partum and her tits were huge. She looks like a stereotypical middle eastern terrorist in that pic for some reason I think. With giant milk filled titties.

 

[Laughing Grass]

The back story to that pic is my wife wanted a taser to protect against all the would-be kidnappers from stealing our baby and selling it's eyeballs whilst in China. And I needed to test it's effects. The back back story is my wife was 3 months post partum and her tits were huge. She looks like a stereotypical middle eastern terrorist in that pic for some reason I think. With giant milk filled titties.

Fricken terrorists in pink flannel jammies.

What does a taser feel like? Is it just a really bad shock?

 

[Laughing Grass]

I took my wife to the range to try out her .38....

Hopefully not on you.

 

[doublejj]

Hopefully not on you.

they don't allow that at gun ranges......thankfully

 

[neosapien]

Fricken terrorists in pink flannel jammies.

What does a taser feel like? Is it just a really bad shock?

Yes and No. I wouldn't recommend it. It was a weird muscle lock thing Like everything clenched up and was unusable and incapacitated. Very odd feeling. In the worst way lol.

 

[doublejj]

Yes and No. I wouldn't recommend it. It was a weird muscle lock thing Like everything clenched up and was unusable and incapacitated. Very odd feeling. In the worst way lol.

I agree, I had to attend taser training when I worked in prison, everybody got a dose....I think i pee'd a little..

 

[DarkWeb]

Yes and No. I wouldn't recommend it. It was a weird muscle lock thing Like everything clenched up and was unusable and incapacitated. Very odd feeling. In the worst way lol.

Did you pee?

 

[doublejj]

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yes and No. I wouldn't recommend it. It was a weird muscle lock thing Like everything clenched up and was unusable and incapacitated. Very odd feeling. In the worst way lol.

.I think i pee'd a little..

Did you pee?

I was trying to figure out a way to ask that lol.

 

[neosapien]

Did you pee?

I can't quite remember if I was leaking.

 

[neosapien]

 

[DarkWeb]

Damn it Nick you blocked my shot!

 

[Laughing Grass]

Is it wrong that I enjoyed that?