Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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Sunnysideup
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Hi Twisty!
Twistyman
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How's Sunny girl...? I'm bored again..... sigh.. snow tonight..hermit mode for twisty...as if I'm not already.......Hi Twisty!
korvette1977
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Its snowing here , we can get between 4''- 6''
Sunnysideup
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I'm good Twisty! I'm getting excited to see my boys. I am getting ready to smoke a bongHow's Sunny girl...? I'm bored again..... sigh.. snow tonight..hermit mode for twisty...as if I'm not already.......
....and veg in front of the tv and read on here....I wish it would snow here......I love snow. I also like hermit mode! Ahhhh, only if I weren't in sunny Florida....
misshestermoffitt
New Member
no snow here, whew, gonna veg in front of the TV shortly for Heroes.
Sunnysideup
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I have never watched Heroes. I am going to watch it tonight for the first time.
SlikWiLL13
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i have turkey RIGHT NOW... my bonehead father left the bird in the garage thinkng it would stay frozen. went out yesterday and it was half thawed...emergency turkey cookin session...ill be sick of it by thursday. good thing they do a ham where we are going
Promises, promises!!!!
FluffyToke
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*gasps in awe at the awesomeness of it all*
Alaskangrown
Active Member
Turkey day is the day for wake n' bake. In my family we usually start our dinner around 2 in the afternoon, so to have an appetite ready to compete with magnitude of a turkey meal i need to have a couple sessions with my parents, brothers, and other relatives before we eat. Nothing better than no work, lots of smoke, turkey, and a couch for afterwards when the triptofan begins to make it's appearance.
ladies love asad
Active Member
^^lol
heck yeah bro. turkey day is made for weed smokers.
all for 4-20 moved to turkey day say I........
----raises hand while being stared at----
heck yeah bro. turkey day is made for weed smokers.
all for 4-20 moved to turkey day say I........
----raises hand while being stared at----
bonghitt3r98
New Member
fuck yes i love turkey days whilst high cause before it was meh this is good and with it its like i cant stop eating its so good and awesome
420weedman
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does any one ever pack a bowl and a bong .. and then alternate hits ?
420weedman
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oh snipity snap yo
korvette1977
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Morning Folks ,, Im up and burning a bowl, Just let the dogs out .. we got between 4''- 5'' of snow overnight , Its still snowing but it will be ending soon.. At least the woods will look pretty for a few days ..
korvette1977
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China Cat sent me these in an e mail..I thought I'd share them,,I got a chuckle ..
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Top Four Adult Jokes
Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221'
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Third Place :
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
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Winner:
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal
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Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221'
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Third Place :
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
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Winner:
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal
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