Women vs. Weed

Grimsoul

Grimsoul

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I don't see weed as a replacement for women , but i can tell you , its gotten to the point where i would rather smoke a nice fatty with the guys than go out to a club and try to get lucky.

I love women , and without them men would be powerless .. but sometimes they arnt worth it. its like BITCH ILL SMOKE CIGARETES WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO , I DONT HAVE MONEY TO PAY FOR THE MOVIES AND PLEASE STOP CALLING ME AT 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WITH NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!

On the other hand, marry jane never complains when you set her on fire and hit her, and she still pleasures you.

I've fucked and fucked , but while its human instinct to crave sex - getting high is just something that sex cant replace.
anyways i need to roll antoher brb
whats your input ?
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Dude, you aware that that is the first step to admitting you are gay. First its I don't need pussy, then it's I am not sure about my sexuality. Next it'll be "Hey, I'm gay now...."

Nah dude, just messin with you.
 
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Keenly

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yeah i understand where you are coming from

my girlfriend insists on texting me all day every day,,,

im talking at least 150 messages a day in my out box, all responding to her

shes also really fucking gay some times,.,.

for example last year i did not go to her senior prom because i could not afford a 50$ ticket, and a fucking 100$ tux rental

she has caused an argument for the same reason about 6 times and im tired of it

also, (huge downfall in my book, probably what might end up ruining us) is the fact that she is such a bitch about pot

she "doesnt want to talk to me" while im smoking...or while im high...
even though every day she sees me im high and she doesnt know it


also, when we first started dating she said she was ok with me smoking and wouldnt try to change me

now she is bitching "blah blah blah but you do it every day and i dont like that "

fucking shit just let me smoke my fucking pot its the only way i can hear you talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk into my ear all damn day


ok now that thats out the way bongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmilie
 
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Cannabox

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there is good women out there man, dont be a bitch and give up.

1. anyone that is getting on your case about who you are gets dropped. gone.
2. they are callin you at absurd hours for no reason, (after you asked them to not do that please, because you have to get up in the morning etc..), they are gone..

there is no reason to stay with someone that obviously doesn't like you for who you are. there is WAY too many people in this world to even care if you just lost someone that was trying to make you someone different.. it's pointless.. you are who you are. find someone that doesn't wanna make you a different person, cause they love the way you are, that's what attracts them to you. well anyway.. good luck, homo;p lol.. jk jk

edit : basically if they don't respect you for who you are, and you don't them. then you shouldn't be together. it's really that simple.
 
Grimsoul

Grimsoul

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Cannabox said:
there is good women out there man, dont be a bitch and give up.

1. anyone that is getting on your case about who you are gets dropped. gone.
2. they are callin you at absurd hours for no reason, (after you asked them to not do that please, because you have to get up in the morning etc..), they are gone..

there is no reason to stay with someone that obviously doesn't like you for who you are. there is WAY too many people in this world to even care if you just lost someone that was trying to make you someone different.. it's pointless.. you are who you are. find someone that doesn't wanna make you a different person, cause they love the way you are, that's what attracts them to you. well anyway.. good luck, homo;p lol.. jk jk

edit : basically if they don't respect you for who you are, and you don't them. then you shouldn't be together. it's really that simple.
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didnt ask for advise , i asked for an opinoin :roll:

but i'd rather put up with women than suck a cock :hump:
 
ElBarto

ElBarto

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It's a mystery to me why a guy with your obvious charm and social skills isn't beating off the tail with a shitty stick. :?
 
rambler420

rambler420

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misshestermoffitt said:
Sounds like some of you are dating girls who are more teen than adult.
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Ding! We have a winner!

Trying to change your partner is a pointless. You can't.

Insecurity is a whole 'nother issue. Trust and space is essential in a relationship. If you're girl's clingy, toss her. There are better, more mature women out there.

Just sounds like you're picking the wrong women.
 
shortybighead

shortybighead

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Let me take a hit and think about this one for a minute....I forgot what I was supposed to think about,oh yeah, women vs weed, if what she had between her legs made me forget about her bitchin as fast as that hit made me forget the topic then I would say women but unfortunetly that has never happened.(NO HOMO) Sorry if I offended any women.
 
ElBarto

ElBarto

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Seamaiden said:
LMAO! :lol: + rep for that one! :lol:
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Don't encourage me. ;)

OP reminds me of the reason why my 15yo daughter keeps asking me why boys are all so stupid.



A clue for OP: calling them "bitches" and only ever thinking about what they can do for you is not the quickest way to get next to them in my experience.
 
Grimsoul

Grimsoul

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ElBarto said:
Don't encourage me. ;)

OP reminds me of the reason why my 15yo daughter keeps asking me why boys are all so stupid.



A clue for OP: calling them "bitches" and only ever thinking about what they can do for you is not the quickest way to get next to them in my experience.
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it still puzzles me why everyone is so quick to pull the advise card out.
women are easy to deal with, but their annoying traits are not, this post was just to highlight the irony of women and how weed can relate to that irony

im still young so im not looking to get married, or even get serious in fact

you guys are too old , aint got a problem with that but some of you may have left your humour in the 70's :bigjoint:
 
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