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"Michael Dick Pence, get your rear end out there and tell them the founding fathers spoke to you about not certifying the 2020 election!"

"Yes, mother"

"You know we're waiting for that Kennedy boy to reincarnate and make you VP (again)! Now take your plain dry toast in the closet and resume your absolution.

"Yes, mother"
 
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It's not copyrighted, anyone can make money off Brandon.

Offensive t shirts is where I would be investing.
 
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Lawsuit Alleges Trump, GOP Senators Took Illegal Campaign Contributions From NRA

Tim Mak, who wrote an exposé about the National Rifle Association, tells Lawrence O'Donnell "the NRA is facing its most serious crisis it's ever faced" just as a new lawsuit alleges the NRA gave $35 million in illegal campaign contributions to Donald Trump and Republican senators.
 
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Man it’s been a fucked up week. Wife’s out of town for work, kids are quarantining from school on account of a close exposure, work is fucking nuts. Buuut the eldest stepped up and even did some cleaning without being asked, we had a pancake night with chocolate chips, strawberries and home made whipped cream. Reckon best of all is trumps still not president and as consequential as a fart in the wind. Figure I’ll lay in some decent beer and make pizza tonight…keep moving forward, focus on gratitude, try to be a force for love and decency. Why? Cause fuck em that’s why.






 
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Don't Bogart said:
NO! elderly FLORIDA WOMAN! These guys also ran probably because it wasn't the first time. There's more of them than alligators.
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My parents built a house in the woods behind their old house. It couldn't be seen from the road as a result. One day Mamma heard someone blowing the horn out at the road, so she figured there was a rattlesnake. She grabbed a .22 rifle and headed that way. What she found was a black UPS driver who couldn't find the house. He probably still tells stories about it now, but at the time he must have thought he took a wrong turn and wound in Deliverance.
 
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injinji said:
My parents built a house in the woods behind their old house. It couldn't be seen from the road as a result. One day Mamma heard someone blowing the horn out at the road, so she figured there was a rattlesnake. She grabbed a .22 rifle and headed that way. What she found was a black UPS driver who couldn't find the house. He probably still tells stories about it now, but at the time he must have thought he took a wrong turn and wound in Deliverance.
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I tell yah, Florida is riddled with them. Yep rattlers too.
 
Fogdog

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injinji said:
Mamma was about as racist as anyone born in the 1920's. But no one but the rattlesnake that wasn't there was menaced. The driver pulled on down to the house and unloaded his package and Mamma put the gun back on the rack.
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From the perspective of your mother, it was just hilarious.

I'm not going after you or your mother. Just pointing out that she was on the safe side of that barrel. I'm sure she meant no harm. OTOH, from the perspective of the black man facing the hazardous side of the barrel, it sucks that people with the same complexion have been murdering people with his complexion for hundreds of years. Your mother did nothing wrong. Just the image can be seen in two different ways.

So, no disrespect to your mother, but not everybody will laugh at the story.
 
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