Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[Singlemalt]

Have you ever tried a dog treat on a dare? I tasted beggin strips, totally disappointed, tasted like compressed sawdust with a hint of bacon. 1 star.

Yes, I'll eat a dog biscuit every once in awhile; the look on Sal's face is priceless

 

[Paul Drake]

Cut my hair, watched 4 inch curls fall to the ground. I can see my ears! Did the bangs, only two inches there. Yeah, feels good.
Now I need a flowbee

 

[Rsawr]

Yes, I'll eat a dog biscuit every once in awhile; the look on Sal's face is priceless

Have you ever tried a dog treat on a dare? I tasted beggin strips, totally disappointed, tasted like compressed sawdust with a hint of bacon. 1 star.

Guys...
I
But why?

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yes, I'll eat a dog biscuit every once in awhile; the look on Sal's face is priceless

Did you eat one before sharing with him?

 

[Laughing Grass]

Guys...
I
But why?

You haven't sampled any of your dog's food?

 

[Singlemalt]

Did you eat one before sharing with him?

yeah. Some of the biscuits are actually pretty good. Those weird jerky treats like your Beggin Strips are fer shit, even Sal won't eat those. When he sees me eat the kind he likes there is this momentary look of amazement then kinda hurt feelings "But those are mine". Then he gets a few and some pets and he's happy again

 

[Rsawr]

You haven't sampled any of your dog's food?

I mean the treats they get smell like butts. and their kibble smells like fishy butts. I am sure I have done so while high and not remembering, but not while in control of my faculties...

 

[Laughing Grass]

yeah. Some of the biscuits are actually pretty good. Those weird jerky treats like your Beggin Strips are fer shit, even Sal won't eat those. When he sees me eat the kind he likes there is this momentary look of amazement then kinda hurt feelings "But those are mine". Then he gets a few and some pets and he's happy again

Picturing Sal looking at you with his head cocked to the side like Shepherds do. My dog's favourite treat is dehydrated cod skins. I'm not trying those lol, just opening the bag is enough to make my stomach muscles go tight. Probably why his breath smells like ass.

I mean the treats they get smell like butts. and their kibble smells like fishy butts. I am sure I have done so while high and not remembering, but not while in control of my faculties...

Well now you have an assignment for the evening. Bon appetit.

 

[Rsawr]

Well now you have an assignment for the evening. Bon appetit.

You want me to lick batteries and eat dog food... What did I do to you? I thought we were friends.

I offered you PIZZA!

 

[Laughing Grass]

You want me to lick batteries and eat dog food... What did I do to you? I thought we were friends.

I offered you PIZZA!

Well when you put it like that I sound terrible.

 

[Singlemalt]

Picturing Sal looking at you with his head cocked to the side like Shepherds do. My dog's favourite treat is dehydrated cod skins. I'm not trying those lol, just opening the bag is enough to make my stomach muscles go tight. Probably why his breath smells like ass.



Well now you have an assignment for the evening. Bon appetit.

Sal's favorite treats are salmon jerky and turkey jerky; I won't eat those, I stick to the dry crunchy biscuits. I wonder why they don't have something similar for people; think of the concept "meat crackers/cookies".

 

[Rsawr]

Sal's favorite treats are salmon jerky and turkey jerky; I won't eat those, I stick to the dry crunchy biscuits. I wonder why they don't have something similar for people; think of the concept "meat crackers/cookies".

Chicken (in a) Biskit?

 

[Singlemalt]

Chicken (in a) Biskit?

Naw those are just flavored and chemically; dog biscuits have dried powdered meat in them

 

[Rsawr]

Naw those are just flavored and chemically; dog biscuits have dried powdered meat in them

pemmican?

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Have you ever tried a dog treat on a dare? I tasted beggin strips, totally disappointed, tasted like compressed sawdust with a hint of bacon. 1 star.

Can't say I have. Although some meat snacks should be dog treats instead of people treats.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Sal's favorite treats are salmon jerky and turkey jerky; I won't eat those, I stick to the dry crunchy biscuits. I wonder why they don't have something similar for people; think of the concept "meat crackers/cookies".

Oreo meat cookies Yum! My dog goes absolutely apeshit for real turkey jerky... like put it on the floor 'cause you're gonna get bit.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Chicken (in a) Biskit?

Oh that's a real thing! Never seen that at the grocery store.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Oh that's a real thing! Never seen that at the grocery store.

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They look like this here.

 

[Singlemalt]

pemmican?

Thats like oily jerky, it's good but I'm meaning dry crunchy cookie like stuff

 

[Rsawr]

Thats like oily jerky, it's good but I'm meaning dry crunchy cookie like stuff

What about those whole foods chicken chips? . or do you REQUIRE carbs?