What Would an Evangelical Christian Country Be Like

[CatHedral]

Please post evidence of this?

K I'll wait.

Please post evidence for the verity of Evangelical nonsense first. I’ll wait even longer.

 

[CatHedral]

Wait till the true god is revealed as a brown skinned women
Your gate pass will be revoked for placing women below men

She better be a smokeshow

 

[Herb & Suds]

Please post evidence of this?

K I'll wait.

You are already waiting for the end of days
over and over again

 

[conservative]

Ascribing a person to the Divine is a basic sin. It radically limits the Divine.

Jesus loves you for all your faults and all the sin you have done and are doing right now.
He forgives you and has taken your sin in the world.

 

[CunningCanuk]

God is the first cause, that which causes but itself is uncaused. So yes, this is not central to any religion, I suspect the owner of the multiverse would laugh at the individuation of theistic premise.

Do you consider trump to be the chosen one?

 

[CatHedral]

She better be a smokeshow

hint: Salma Hayek

 

[Herb & Suds]

hint: Salma Hayek

She doesn't show enough leg for the evangelicals

 

[CatHedral]

Jesus loves you for all your faults and all the sin you have done and are doing right now.
He forgives you and has taken your sin in the world.

I will require the derivation. Too much evangelism has been forced under the black banner of Faith.

 

[CatHedral]

She doesn't show enough leg for the evangelicals

I have kept abreast of the trend.

 

[Herb & Suds]

I have kept abreast of the trend.

Oh brother

Next we will be subjected to "dad jokes"

 

[mooray]

Without going into a full theological discourse... If you have read scripture then you know all plants and seeds were given to mankind to name and use.

It is also written God does not abide Drunkenness or Sloth.

Not telling anyone what to do or not do.

Nothing wrong with enjoying the positives of religion as a loose metaphor for how to live life, especially if you feel you need it, but once you get hung up on something specific in the bible as being real, like plants and seeds being given to mankind literally and not metaphorically, that's where people start fucking up.

 

[BudmanTX]

ok bible thumper......is jesus white or black?

 

[CatHedral]

Oh brother

Next we will be subjected to "dad jokes"

Eloi eloi lama sabachtani

 

[CatHedral]

ok bible thumper......is jesus white or black?

Red, in the average transverse cut

 

[Herb & Suds]

Eloi eloi lama sabachtani

My sincerest apology

reformed catholic in me

 

[conservative]

God loves you even though many of you hate yourselves and the lives you are living.
God makes room for you.
God loves you even if you hate yourself so much you change yourself.
God still loves you, and will HEAL you.
GOD will DELIVER you

 

[BudmanTX]

u still haven't answered my question

 

[Herb & Suds]

u still haven't answered my question

He is busy being CONservative

 

[mooray]

I dunno about healing. Pray for help, but swim for shore, and all that. Again, not to be taken literally, because the literal interpretation becomes harmful real fast.

 

[CatHedral]

My sincerest apology

reformed catholic in me

No worries. The struggle against the straitjacket of litany is as diverse as we are.

 

[BudmanTX]

He is busy being CONservative

might have to agree with u on that......

prolly on google now trying to find out...