I need a doctor! Is there a doctor in the house!?

[NeoAnarchist]

so , ive been having sharp pains all around, and i have no clue what it is, it doesnt last long, but its like a knife is stabbing my in my chest or side or stomach or ne where in my torso area. what could this mean?????

 

[Wh00p]

some version of arrest.

 

[panhead]

Ok i'll give you the prison doctors examination.

Doctor..... You say you have pains in your chest !

You........Yes doc & it's kicking my ass.

Doctor........How long do the pains last ?

You........Not very long doc but they hurt like fuk !

Doctor.......Do you smoke ciggarettes ?

You...........Yes i do.

Doctor............Quit smoking & you'll get better.

You............WTF !.

Doctor.............Next !

Wish i could help more .

 

[Wh00p]

lol i wanted to ask if his finger was broken panhead

 

[lilmafia513]

Ok i'll give you the prison doctors examination.

Doctor..... You say you have pains in your chest !

You........Yes doc & it's kicking my ass.

Doctor........How long do the pains last ?

You........Not very long doc but they hurt like fuk !

Doctor.......Do you smoke ciggarettes ?

You...........Yes i do.

Doctor............Quit smoking & you'll get better.

You............WTF !.

Doctor.............Next !

Wish i could help more .

lol!!!!
Well, it could be muscle spasms, or heart murmurs. You should def. see a doctor, soon!
This could lead to serious things that lead to hear-attacks. Are older, or in the range for cardio problems?
If so you need a doctor!

 

[panhead]

lol i wanted to ask if his finger was broken panhead

I know it sounds funny but that is the way you get examined in Michigan prisons.

Dig this,i woke up one morning & my jaw was killing me,i woke my celly up & asked him if he punched me or some shit while i was sleeping,he said "god damm man,your faced is jacked up",turned out that i had an abcess tooth & my jaw was swelled up like i had a golf ball under it.

The exam speech i wrote in this thread was exactly what i got from the prison doc,i burst the abcess myself in my cell later that night with an ink pen.

 

[Wh00p]

Oh trust me pan, My dads been in Jail for a few years, Its no joke. Im sure some of my family members can relate.

 

[NewGrowth]

Just go to the emergency room, its quicker. But seriously see a doctor man.

 

[lilmafia513]

I know it sounds funny but that is the way you get examined in Michigan prisons.

Dig this,i woke up one morning & my jaw was killing me,i woke my celly up & asked him if he punched me or some shit while i was sleeping,he said "god damm man,your faced is jacked up",turned out that i had an abcess tooth & my jaw was swelled up like i had a golf ball under it.

The exam speech i wrote in this thread was exactly what i got from the prison doc,i burst the abcess myself in my cell later that night with an ink pen.

3 years in ohio prison isn't much different man. Pulled out my jacked up wisdom tooth in my cell with some tweezzers bro'!! bled like shit but it turned out fine!

 

[panhead]

3 years in ohio prison isn't much different man. Pulled out my jacked up wisdom tooth in my cell with some tweezzers bro'!! bled like shit but it turned out fine!

Well shit the bed,a buckeye,were neighbors,maybe this summer when im down your way we can meet up & burn a few

The wife & i ride our touring bike alot in ohio,we really like the secondary roads around the Sidney area,we went to some famous caverns around there a few years back that we really liked & decided to ride the country roads in the area every summer,i think they were the ohio caverns but i could be all fuked up on the name.

 

[DWR]

Welcome to my fucking world, still have pains dude.... been like this for 5 weeks now !!!!!!!!


I know your pains man, do u drink redbulls or energy drinks ??????? Do u take bad food in your body ?


do u sit in a weird way, folded to one side...... like hanging... ?

do your balls hurt ???????? is it inside or is it more of a throbing pain ?



peace....... doctor told me i should stop drinking redbull...... Told him i eat healthy, so there is something wrong with redbull... i've got one by my side now..

and the pains are back... but i love redbull


i did a 5 day break, felt better.. thought it was over, proved myself wrong once again.


PEACE ! hope u feel better dude....

 

[NeoAnarchist]

haha well this isnt prison, but wow lol i would hate to have to do some shit like that. but ya im kinda young, 20, so im just thinkin its cause im dying. which i am, but maybe not from this. just curious about it, im sure its not normal, i probably have like lung cancer O_O...that would suck. or maybe from so many xrays ...? haha this is why i ask.

 

[NeoAnarchist]

Welcome to my fucking world, still have pains dude.... been like this for 5 weeks now !!!!!!!!


I know your pains man, do u drink redbulls or energy drinks ??????? Do u take bad food in your body ?


do u sit in a weird way, folded to one side...... like hanging... ?

do your balls hurt ???????? is it inside or is it more of a throbing pain ?



peace....... doctor told me i should stop drinking redbull...... Told him i eat healthy, so there is something wrong with redbull... i've got one by my side now..

and the pains are back... but i love redbull


i did a 5 day break, felt better.. thought it was over, proved myself wrong once again.


PEACE ! hope u feel better dude....

oh man, no, i stay away from energy drinks, and my balls dont hurt, haha those things arent good for u, taste good sometimes, but only with alcohol, only way lol. i think u may have more problems then me

 

[DWR]

oh man, no, i stay away from energy drinks, and my balls dont hurt, haha those things arent good for u, taste good sometimes, but only with alcohol, only way lol. i think u may have more problems then me

heh, yeah......


ice cold redbull is legend cant resist saying yes

 

[ANC]

I suspect it could be something like GERD... man it will make you pain till up to your ears when given the chance... I realy thought I was dieing due to symptoms like yours... knowing what casues it, and a slight diet change seems to keep my needle in the green these days.