Don't forget the Funky Broadway for even more massive yields.
If this stuff wasn't actually for sale I'd think it was a fake ad on the onion website.
"Funkafize your plants with Gringo Rasta™ Funky Broadway™. There is nothing better than a plant full of phat, funkalicious blooms and fruit. The nutrients in Funky Broadway™ will help your plants develop superior fruit and psychedelic blooms, achieving funkadelic perfection, every time.
It’s time for you to get your groove on with the Funky Broadway™ Bloom Thang! For best results, use all three Gringo Rasta™ Liquids as a 3-Part Feeding Program. Gringo Rasta™ Funky Broadway™ is for a 12 hour light cycle."
Who comes up with this stuff that's obviously marketed to children? Sounds like a Madonna song.