Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[Paul Drake]

Just shit your pants....easy......

Brilliant!

 

[DarkWeb]

Then you could drop "stop hammer time" on the judge.

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Judge would laugh, jury would laugh... as you're lead out in handcuffs. Yea I'm probably not the best person to give advise on this subject.

I had a few pairs of those

 

[Rsawr]

Then you could drop "stop hammer time" on the judge.

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Judge would laugh, jury would laugh... as you're lead out in handcuffs. Yea I'm probably not the best person to give advise on this subject.

I can see the story now "Idiot twists knee and ankle, pinches nerve in back attempting to escape jury duty."

 

[Jeffislovinlife]

I had a few pairs of those

Oh please tell me you skied in them pants

 

[DarkWeb]

Oh please tell me you skied in them pants

I've skied in less.......

 

[Rsawr]

I've skied in less.......

Still got wind burn, or nah?

 

[BudmanTX]

Thinking about you @BudmanTX Hopefully you and your family and friends be safe out there

thanks man, apppreciate it. It's been a weird year to say the least......

 

[DarkWeb]

Still got wind burn, or nah?

Don't fall

 

[Rsawr]

Don't fall

That is the sentence that tells me not to ski, right there. I am like a defective weeble...

 

[Singlemalt]

I got out of JD one time by just saying the defendant was most likely guilty when interviewed: "Why do you say that?" ". Because the cops wouldn't have arrested him and the DA wouldn't have brought this to trial". "Dismissed!"

 

[Singlemalt]

There's more to this story LOL

 

[BudmanTX]

Gravity works in mysterious ways....js

 

[BudmanTX]

i've gotten out of Jury duty just by wearing shorts......js

 

[Rsawr]

i've gotten out of Jury duty just by wearing shorts......js

But here they send you home with a fine for that! So I would have to pay to get there, then take the fine, then pay to get back! Man, why is it stricter here, no fair...

 

[BudmanTX]

But here they send you home with a fine for that! So I would have to pay to get there, then take the fine, then pay to get back! Man, why is it stricter here, no fair...

not here...js.....

i've gotten out of jury duty more times doing that than anything else......

 

[Rsawr]

not here...js.....

i've gotten out of jury duty more times doing that than anything else......

Well you're lucky. They send the article with the dress code along with the summons a month in advance. They must figure if you can't read, you don't deserve that money.

 

[Singlemalt]

There was this guy in the jury pool, a real whiner who did not want to be there at all. Bitching and moaning, wouldn't shut the fuck up. His turn to be interviewed, and he interrupts the attorney and tells the judge he's losing money, it's a hardship, etc. Pisses the judge off bigly, so judge tells him he had ample time to tell the Jury Commisioner about his reasons to be excused before today, so shut up and he is on the jury. A couple people later and it's my turn, I said my piece got dismissed and as I walked past him I whispered "This is how you get out of it you putz" and sauntered out.

 

[RetiredToker76]

There was this guy in the jury pool, a real whiner who did not want to be there at all. Bitching and moaning, wouldn't shut the fuck up. His turn to be interviewed, and he interrupts the attorney and tells the judge he's losing money, it's a hardship, etc. Pisses the judge off bigly, so judge tells him he had ample time to tell the Jury Commisioner about his reasons to be excused before today, so shut up and he is on the jury. A couple people later and it's my turn, I said my piece got dismissed and as I walked past him I whispered "This is how you get out of it you putz" and sauntered out.

Everyone I know has gotten called at least once, they've all been biatchy about it. I actually WANT to do it, have for years. I think that's the secret to not getting called, to cosmically want to be on a jury. Never once have they hit me up.

 

[MARYP91]

I wake and bake daily Nothing goes better with my morning Java then my White Widow that I have personally grown

 

[Rsawr]

Everyone I know has gotten called at least once, they've all been biatchy about it. I actually WANT to do it, have for years. I think that's the secret to not getting called, to cosmically want to be on a jury. Never once have they hit me up.

You wanna sit in traffic/misdemeanor court? You can pretend to be me. What's the chance we look similar?