Happy thread :)

Status
Not open for further replies.

Jimdamick

Well-Known Member
So.... I wondered over to the politics post and sought out some civil conversation about current events.
Came back here to converse in some civil conversation about current events.
Jim.... you'd have a field day over there. How 'bout the two of us go over their and screw with their heads.
Set a time & date
I'm into it
It makes me smile :)
 

Jimdamick

Well-Known Member
Jim! W

NOPE!! Sorry Jim! You. You are to blame. I will never lay my faults at my mother's feet ! If you do. Your Irish.
If you don't your Scot!
No, I'm not to blame at all @Don't Bogart, I was/am cursed.
It's my great, great, great, great great Grand Da's fault & it started when he lifted the jug that he & the village Leprechaun had been sharing in the bog around a fire made of turf, and it was then that he himself and eventually me started on the Path to Hell when he drank that last drop of that poitin (Irish moonshine), without sharing or offering some to the Leprechaun.
That greedy action doomed the Coyne clan.
"Ye are a greedy & selfish & a loathsome gobshite (look it up :) ) & I'm sick of your bullshit & I'm going to teach you & curse your lineage forever with an insatiable thirst for the Holy Water."
"No matter how much is drunk, or what you drink, .ye & your bloodline will never have enough of the Water of Life (Irish whiskey) or be satisfied"
'Ye will have a terrible thirst, forever"
So, you see it's not my fault or in reality, me Mums, she just hastened the inevitable, that is me being very, very inclined to abuse the drink :)
If there is really anyone (besides Da) to blame for myself spending a good portion of my life fucked up, it's that POS great, great, great, great, great, great Grand Da & that motherfucking Leprechaun.

Oh well :)

Raise your glass & sing along :)


Stay safe :)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top