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DarkWeb

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Goats freakin stink. Males especially. There was a really cool one that I almost got......I wanted it. Figured I'd give it a night to think about..............You Can't Wash The Stench Off! Was like three days of scrubbing my hands lol ah that's why it was free to a good home.......
 
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Laughing Grass

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Ever hear of a gardener with benefits. :-D

Good to hear the "No flooding" part though.
landscapers are almost always men :(

Take it easy......get someone to do it.
She's been gone for three weeks. I suspect one of her neighbors got tired of it and mowed the front but the back looks like a wheat field. It's going to have to be raked and bagged and the yard is huge. I'm gonna get high and start calling companies.

but in all seriousness.....go get someone to do it....and make sure to send the bill to them
I have her visa # and access to her bank account. :mrgreen:

Ahhh @DarkWeb was right! Do your sister and brother have children? If so you just got revenge :D
My sister has one 15 months... too young to corrupt YET, my brother has never had a girlfriend for more than a year or two.
 

BudmanTX

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I don't want to know where you live that goats could accidentally wander over for a munch and no one would look sideways!
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they're loveable beasts but anywho

back when i was younger that one of major trading stock goats and sheep, when i was younger my grandparents used to have a heard they used in the fields, they ran 3 fields....2 was corn, the other was a large garden bout 3/4 of an acre.....she used to open the gates up to clean out the frields by using the goats and sheep. They also had chicken, ducks, and 3 or 4 cows. They had the ability to clean a 3/4 in about 3 days.....they used to rent them to for other peoples gardens as well...they would call...we would load 3 or 4 of them...drop them of for a couple of days....clean garden area
 

DarkWeb

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landscapers are almost always men :(



She's been gone for three weeks. I suspect one of her neighbors got tired of it and mowed the front but the back looks like a wheat field. It's going to have to be raked and bagged and the yard is huge. I'm gonna get high and start calling companies.



I have her visa # and access to her bank account. :mrgreen:



My sister has one 15 months... too young to corrupt YET, my brother has never had a girlfriend for more than a year or two.
#1 but not gardeners ;)
#2 nice of the neighbor :)
#3 awesome :)
#4 sounds like your brother has time ;)
 

curious2garden

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I have her visa # and access to her bank account. :mrgreen:
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My sister has one 15 months... too young to corrupt YET, my brother has never had a girlfriend for more than a year or two.
It depends on how susceptible she is to guilt. Usually after raising children we are pretty unguiltable. It's like the known murderer who is trying to convince us this wasn't their fault this time. We figure you deserve it for some past murder, speaking hypothetically, to make a point, of course.

So if you can guilt her, you pay for it. If she's unguiltable use her money. Anyway that's what this Wedding Cake is telling me to tell you.

Halfway there
God '70s music was horrid.
 
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Laughing Grass

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It depends on how susceptible she is to guilt. Usually after raising children we are pretty unguiltable. It's like the known murderer who is trying to convince us this wasn't their fault this time. We figure you deserve it for some past murder, speaking hypothetically, to make a point, of course.

So if you can guilt her, you pay for it. If she's unguiltable use her money. Anyway that's what this Wedding Cake is telling me to tell you.

Halfway there
God '70s music was horrid.
We're tight like that 1627587676061.png I've never tried to guilt her.
 

Laughing Grass

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It depends on how susceptible she is to guilt. Usually after raising children we are pretty unguiltable. It's like the known murderer who is trying to convince us this wasn't their fault this time. We figure you deserve it for some past murder, speaking hypothetically, to make a point, of course.

So if you can guilt her, you pay for it. If she's unguiltable use her money. Anyway that's what this Wedding Cake is telling me to tell you.

Halfway there
God '70s music was horrid.
Wedding cake will never steer you wrong.
 

Singlemalt

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100% Just pisses me off. I was the one doing their grocery shopping and errands at the start of covid. Two or three times a week and it's an hour drive each way. My brother and sister didn't come even once. I'm dealing with her place in Arizona and the boats, she doesn't even have to think about that. Now she's off in Ottawa for the rest of the summer having a good time with my sister and I'm left holding the bag. It's like having a teenager :finger: I'm gonna take the weed wacker to her gardens, I'm not being gentle!
There is always glyphosate
 

Laughing Grass

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no boonies....what???

hey i was raised in the boonies and look at me...perfectly aby normal....
lol I couldn't wait to get out, especially when I was the only one left at home. My parents tried to get me to go to Lakehead university, offered to get me an apartment on my own. Nope I had to GTFO.

There is always glyphosate
:o Scorched earth! It's my mom lol I don't hate her, I just want her to be less flippant and deal with her shit.

I have a company coming tomorrow. $600 for August and September, I should become a landscaper. Damn!
 

BudmanTX

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lol I couldn't wait to get out, especially when I was the only one left at home. My parents tried to get me to go to Lakehead university, offered to get me an apartment on my own. Nope I had to GTFO.



:o Scorched earth! It's my mom lol I don't hate her, I just want her to be less flippant and deal with her shit.

I have a company coming tomorrow. $600 for August and September, I should become a landscaper. Damn!
i tried to get out really.....moved in to town for a while, came back, wanted to go further so i went to san marcos, tx, then moved back to town.....i just hated the noise and the nosy bs.....so i came back and stayed......sure is nice to walk on the porch in ur undies when cool, have a cup of coffee, nice smoke and read the new papers......plus about 8:30 out here....it goes quiet....peaceful....
 

raratt

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lol I couldn't wait to get out, especially when I was the only one left at home. My parents tried to get me to go to Lakehead university, offered to get me an apartment on my own. Nope I had to GTFO.



:o Scorched earth! It's my mom lol I don't hate her, I just want her to be less flippant and deal with her shit.

I have a company coming tomorrow. $600 for August and September, I should become a landscaper. Damn!
You should see how much female topless landscapers charge, they are really expensive, from what I was told. :roll:
 

Laughing Grass

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i tried to get out really.....moved in to town for a while, came back, wanted to go further so i went to san marcos, tx, then moved back to town.....i just hated the noise and the nosy bs.....so i came back and stayed......sure is nice to walk on the porch in ur undies when cool, have a cup of coffee, nice smoke and read the new papers......plus about 8:30 out here....it goes quiet....peaceful....
I could handle it now as an adult with a car. As a kid I just thought it sucked.
 
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