DoobieDoobs
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Jokes aside, a buddy of mine, back in high school said that doing exercise helped him get a negative in drug tests. He used to work out the week before a drug test. If that works I bet going to a sauna works too.
Will I pass drug test?
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That doesn't work. THC is stored in your fat cells. The last thing you want to do is walk in in a negative nitrogen balance, you'll light that test up, like a pinball machine
Autodoctor
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Last time I just gave semen and they gave me a couple extra weeks to study for the correct exam
Boogierook
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I’m on two years probation rn, get randomly called in once a month to drop. I quit smoking for the time being cause that’s the easiest way to beat the tests lol. If you do drink a ton of water to try and flush it out or something make sure to keep your creatinine level up as low creatinine levels cause false positives and raise eyebrows.
Low creatinine fails for a dilution error unless you have known HO Renal failure.
Boogierook
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Well my probation officer called a couple
Months ago saying I tested false positive due to low creatinine levels. Not saying what he said was factually correct but he still had me pissing in a cup damn near every week for the next month.
Yup, because they assume the dilution is proof of consciousness of guilt. If you have renal disease take him proof.
GreenTeaHC
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To OP:
From what little information you have given us, I think you will pass no problem.
However, how much research have you've done?
What kind of drug screening will be performed; urine, saliva, blood, etc. Which facility/location?
If it is urine, is it eyes-on; witnessed by nurse/physician?
You need to know these things so you can prepare yourself the best ways possible. If you can.
For instance if it is a urine screening, and they let you take the cup to a private bathroom/stall, then you should absolutely pick up or make a synthetic urine kit. I have used one before and it worked like a charm. There's mouth rinses, gum, and other products/methods to producing a clean result but nothing is 100% effective or fool-proof.
If the job means enough, then you must prepare at least 30 days in advance. There are examples of people failing after having abstained for 90+ days because they were heavily medicating for month and months, years and years. Conversely, there are examples of people smoking/vaping the morning of a test and passing.
Like I said, there's a lot of variables. Drink tons of water/fluids between now and the test. You'll be fine.
From what little information you have given us, I think you will pass no problem.
However, how much research have you've done?
What kind of drug screening will be performed; urine, saliva, blood, etc. Which facility/location?
If it is urine, is it eyes-on; witnessed by nurse/physician?
You need to know these things so you can prepare yourself the best ways possible. If you can.
For instance if it is a urine screening, and they let you take the cup to a private bathroom/stall, then you should absolutely pick up or make a synthetic urine kit. I have used one before and it worked like a charm. There's mouth rinses, gum, and other products/methods to producing a clean result but nothing is 100% effective or fool-proof.
If the job means enough, then you must prepare at least 30 days in advance. There are examples of people failing after having abstained for 90+ days because they were heavily medicating for month and months, years and years. Conversely, there are examples of people smoking/vaping the morning of a test and passing.
Like I said, there's a lot of variables. Drink tons of water/fluids between now and the test. You'll be fine.
Boogierook
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now you got me on WebMD stressin
He already passed a dipstick urine test at home.
If I were you I would not do anymore drugs until you are off probation. No drug is worth having your freedom taken away.
Boogierook
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Couldn’t agree with you more! I’ve been clean for a whole year! Not even a drop of alcohol as that is against the court orders too. The low creatinine was just an odd thing that I experienced that I thought may be applicable to OP’s situation
DoobieDoobs
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damn, xD. He got lucky then, well he didn't smoke that much either.That doesn't work. THC is stored in your fat cells. The last thing you want to do is walk in in a negative nitrogen balance, you'll light that test up, like a pinball machine
GreenTeaHC
Member
That only matters if it is the exact test that will be performed. If it is urine then yes, the negative result on the home test is a good sign, if it isn't going to be a urine test it means next to nothing.
So you recommended synthetic urine for a follicle test?
Soul Dwella
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You live in a legal state? What kind of job? That could give us an idea of what kind of testing they might be doing.
It means he metabolized, and excreted it prior to the test.
it’s a job for a private company in VA. Weed is legal here now but they are still able to test for it
