Drug test

ZeeeDoc

ZeeeDoc

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OrganicMartian said:
I'll do some trial runs at home. I have a digital meat thermometer and I'll make sure im hitting above 95 to feel comfortable.

I hear they don't look at your junk but they do stand behind you during the test.
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I went into a cubicle and closed the door, they didn’t say oat, tipped half of the fake pee into the their cup, and the other half down the toilet so it sounded like I was just finishing my pee. When he said I’d passed couldn’t believe what I just done ha ha
 
ZeeeDoc

ZeeeDoc

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ZeeeDoc said:
I went into a cubicle and closed the door, they didn’t say oat, tipped half of the fake pee into the their cup, and the other half down the toilet so it sounded like I was just finishing my pee. When he said I’d passed couldn’t believe what I just done ha ha
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But yeah do some trial runs , I did a few, and also get use to taking it out standing at the toilet and walking around with it near your groin. Tight underwear is key
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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ZeeeDoc said:
But yeah do some trial runs , I did a few, and also get use to taking it out standing at the toilet and walking around with it near your groin. Tight underwear is key
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And what about handing your artificial phallus to the tester??????
 
shroomhaze

shroomhaze

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Just dont trust those detox drink they do not fking work %90 of the time. I hear people drinking lots of Certo to pass them and it actually works but never tried my self you can look into that and maybe try it as a Bplan if something goes south with your fake urine plan
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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ZeeeDoc said:
The fake pee cup once tipped it in their cup put that back near your groin. So you just walk out the cubicle with the cup they gave you to pee in.
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County and M.D.O.C. hold your shit. Good luck here. And 25 year old test strips. LOL. Just eat like pig and try to drown yourself. K.I.S.S.!
 
A

A.k.a

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The kits with the fake dicks crack me up. They work though.

A friend used to always have a tiny visine bottle of clean piss wrapped to his thigh with an ace bandage.


I’ve used synthetic piss at least 15 times but I always got to just go into the bathroom alone. Having some guy standing next to you would be tough.

Even though it always works I still sweat it every time. Trying to pull it off with some guy watching I’d definitely be hearing my heartbeat in my ears.


I personally wouldn’t trust anything but clean or synthetic piss these days. I can’t remember the last time somebody passed with a detox drink or chugging vinegar or creatine or whatever. Dirty or tampered with every time. Even being vegetarian can throw false results because of the metabolites and aminos they test for now.
 
the native

the native

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A.k.a said:
The kits with the fake dicks crack me up. They work though.

A friend used to always have a tiny visine bottle of clean piss wrapped to his thigh with an ace bandage.


I’ve used synthetic piss at least 15 times but I always got to just go into the bathroom alone. Having some guy standing next to you would be tough.

Even though it always works I still sweat it every time. Trying to pull it off with some guy watching I’d definitely be hearing my heartbeat in my ears.


I personally wouldn’t trust anything but clean or synthetic piss these days. I can’t remember the last time somebody passed with a detox drink or chugging vinegar or creatine or whatever. Dirty or tampered with every time. Even being vegetarian can throw false results because of the metabolites and aminos they test for now.
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Had a test today used the cockinator(fake dick) and brought another heat pad as well, and some Dr Green super hero synthetic piss.used this alot over the years and never failed me.still always get nervous tho but its so good to walk outta there with a pass.
 
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