lol I was confused there for a moment.
You could tell me any fact about how dangerous animals are in Australia and I'd believe you. They got vampire bees? Of course they do! Dogs don't need a permit to carry a gun? I wouldn't even google it.
Your basement is completely empty right now isn't it?
Vampire bees and gun dingos are just the beginning. Australia is evolution’s weapons lab. Consider these unique species:
The box jelly. Its sting is so awful that Prime packaging employees and delivery drivers down under draw double pay.
The funnel-web cougar. This attractive yet deadly species waits at the watering hole to draw randy ockers to a slow grisly dried-husk doom.
The tankaroo, which can survive a 20mm strafe from its only enemy, the Giant Warbat.
The top-fuel stingray. You could be a quarter-mile away and still be speared clean through in under five seconds.
That duckpuppy thing that has two switchblades dipped in a venom whose main effect is to cause extreme soul-wiping pain.
The Common Vegemite, which is devastating the southern wine industry.
The Killwalla or Drop Bear.
The Mine Toad. Don’t run over one even in a fair-dinkum Holden Ute.
The Wreckidna, a seemingly primitive creature that flattens anything in its path, explaining the lack of trees, hills etc. over most of the continent.
The Freckle Viper, which prefers to inject its flesh-melting droplet into a specific area; often found in outhouses.
The Hollow-point Bullet Ant. Explanation deemed redundant.
The gun dingo’s only known predator, the Glockatoo.