I need a Finger Monkey in my life

[Wizzlebiz]

I mean come on now..... Something this cute should be illegal.

I'd keep it in my pocket and call him Ringo.

 

[mistergrafik]

Teach it how to trim

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Teach it how to trim

Get like 50. It would be a tiny rendition of gorillas in the mist.

I could be like Wiz Goodall.

Just call me the mini monkey whisperer.

 

[tyler.durden]

That monkey would fit nicely in someone's butt.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Ever own a monkey?? Ha Ha Ha!! A cute minute of actual hours of stress and bewilderment. On my last dog and 2 cats. Been there. Borrow one. Rent it. Don't commit until tried.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Ever own a monkey?? Ha Ha Ha!! A cute minute of actual hours of stress and bewilderment. On my last dog and 2 cats. Been there. Borrow one. Rent it. Don't commit until tried.

Yea actually. So my step mom was a wild life rehabilitater back in New York. There was a store called "Parrots of the world" they had a spider monkey with a broken leg that she nursed back to health.

He was cool as shit. Loved him. But yea he was a handful all the time.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Yea actually. So my step mom was a wild life rehabilitater back in New York. There was a store called "Parrots of the world" they had a spider monkey with a broken leg that she nursed back to health.

He was cool as shit. Loved him. But yea he was a handful all the time.

Bought a purple spider monkey when I was 20. $650 for Mikey. $1000 for cage. $200 for shots. Diapers, food ect. Cool s hell with me. Any company he would throw his full diaper, urinate on people. And lure women to him to grab their hair and slam their head against the cage. Not to mention the mess, waste and damage when he was just moving about. Sold him and all for $250 about 6 weeks in. Still feel like I let him down. but not pets.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Bought a purple spider monkey when I was 20. $650 for Mikey. $1000 for cage. $200 for shots. Diapers, food ect. Cool s hell with me. Any company he would throw his full diaper, urinate on people. And lure women to him to grab their hair and slam their head against the cage. Not to mention the mess, waste and damage when he was just moving about. Sold him and all for $250 about 6 weeks in. Still feel like I let him down. but not pets.

We had drastically different experiences lmfao

 

[oill]

We had drastically different experiences lmfao

I'd like to see a finger monkey bash a woman's head...lol

 

[insomnia65]

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I mean come on now..... Something this cute should be illegal.

I'd keep it in my pocket and call him Ringo.

You'd have a shitty pocket, Barbara

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Definitely not. In some cases you can have legal documents to get them. Give me a text let's talk about that. This is weed forum not pets

Did you join just to sell pets and give your phone #?


Then talk about how its a weed forum and not a pet forum?????

 

[smoothJoe]

Lol dial o800 for a monkey

 

[smoothJoe]

Ion sell pets. I thought I could help. I'm not doing pets tho.

Hi retard

 

[smoothJoe]

Ion sell pets. I thought I could help. I'm not doing pets

Wussup man. Hyd?

Duh

 

[quirk]

Bought a purple spider monkey when I was 20. $650 for Mikey. $1000 for cage. $200 for shots. Diapers, food ect. Cool s hell with me. Any company he would throw his full diaper, urinate on people. And lure women to him to grab their hair and slam their head against the cage. Not to mention the mess, waste and damage when he was just moving about. Sold him and all for $250 about 6 weeks in. Still feel like I let him down. but not pets.

Holy crap.

 

[mistergrafik]

Did you join just to sell pets and give your phone #?


Then talk about how its a weed forum and not a pet forum?????

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It was one of the sock trolls and their 10 accounts lol

 

[mistergrafik]

Hi retard

Hahaha u R so weird Mister Smooth Joe hahahaha

I like u though

 

[mistergrafik]

Holy crap.

It's common knowledge monkey's throw their shit at people they are in love with. Make sure to say 'ahhhhh' so they know u accept their love

 

[smoothJoe]

Hahaha u R so weird Mister Smooth Joe hahahaha

I like u though

he's spamming everyone profile with whiteline sales

dudes a retard but he's gone now anyways so back to the finger monkey lol

 

[Johiem]

Neon chameleons are cooler! I know someone who owns a marmoset, nasty thing. Cute as hell but definitely not a pet. More like an unruly miniature, mobile infant.