Been Busted? Raided? Caught? Or got away on a Close Call? Share your stories thread-

Dapper_Dillinger

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just the other day this guy that just moved in down the street about 2 miles away from me, came up on my property and confronted me, saying he wanted to ride his horses through my land. I said no, and he said he already trespassed and came right up to my house and saw my garden. I have well over the legal limit going, and he says he is going to the cops if I don't allow him permanent access through some kind of legal documentation... I guess he works at a local law firm and is trying to bully me into basically forfeiting a chunk of my property. Fuck this guy. I'll either mover everything or cut it all...
Next time he come to blacmmail you record him tell him how you really dont want to give away any access to your property but you feel threatened and will if he insists play along until you get what you need then turn the tables on him. He sounds as if he has more of a reputation to protect as a member lf the legal community, tell him youll give him moneyand access to forget what he saw. If he accepts you got him. Invest in some cheap game cameras to monitor your property . Do a google search of the guy youll be surprised how you can turn the tables with a little inside information about a stranger, you can rattle a person with words often time harder than blows....
 

Lockedin

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I posted my worst "pucker moment" elsewhere in the forum, but here it is again:

Late '80s
We left "The Old Hippie's" place about 4:30pm with 5lbs of Skunk #1 in one sealed & washed 5 gal bucket; a second bucket held our head stash - 2 ounces of trophy bud Skunk, & a little less than 2 ounce of Liberty Cap shrooms the The Hippie's Wife grew - amazing people.
The trip from their place to mine took about 17 hours total (with stops). We ran that route on a monthly-ish schedule for a bit more than a year. This trip was the same as any other until:

I was behind the wheel on I-5 around 1:45am - alone on the highway, Megadeth on cassette - when a CHP came full throttle onto the freeway and rodgered-up hard on my tailgate. I had cruise control set 1 mph under the speed limit and wasn't swerving (we ALWAYS drove sober & legal - don't be stupid with 25-Life in the bed of a pick-up truck).
He sat there, tailgating us hard for a little over 7 minutes. Then, out of nowhere, he cut hard across 2 lanes to the exit. - Clearly F-n with us!

I went to the nearest gas station and puked up a stomach full of half-digested road-snacks into the parking lot, then sat & shook for a while in the driver's seat before waking my co-driver and explaining why I was waking him only an hour into my shift.

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Dispo weed may not be that great, but driving home with an ounce or two is a lot less stressful these days! :bigjoint:
 

GrassBurner

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Reminds me of the time I got "Super Troopered" on a road trip to Ohio. I was headed up there to party for a weekend. I would always wait until I was passing the Corvette museum to roll one up and get settled in for the rest of the drive.
I burn the joint, and toss out the roach. Got a nice buzz going, radio is cranked and I'm just cruising :blsmoke:
Next thing I know, a KY state trooper is coming up behind me at a high rate of speed, looks like he's gonna smash right into me :shock: He gets a couple feet from my truck and slams on the brakes, backs off about 10 car lengths, then fucking accelerates again like he's gonna smash right into me. By now I'm freaking the fuck out. Gets right back on my ass, then he starts this side to side shit, swerving almost fully into the 2 lanes on each side of us very rapidly. Im about 3 seconds from a stroke when he slams on the brakes again, goes back about 10 car lengths, then smashes on it again and flies by me doing 80mph-100mph. He disappeared into the sunset and I checked to make sure I didn't fudge the undies. Only thing I can figure is he saw me rolling or smoking, and decided to have the time of his life. Ive gotta smoke a bowl right now, telling this story has got my heart rate up again :eyesmoke:
 

Kind Sir

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I live in an illegal state, my first grow was just at the beginning of flowering. Honestly the cops came to my house when my GF and I were arguing. I was drunk and they pretty much just walked into my house, longer story short. They separated us and talked to my GF RIGHT outside my grow room. You could hear my inline fan buzzing running. They didn’t find it.
 

Kingsblend420

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Reminds me of the time I got "Super Troopered" on a road trip to Ohio. I was headed up there to party for a weekend. I would always wait until I was passing the Corvette museum to roll one up and get settled in for the rest of the drive.
I burn the joint, and toss out the roach. Got a nice buzz going, radio is cranked and I'm just cruising :blsmoke:
Next thing I know, a KY state trooper is coming up behind me at a high rate of speed, looks like he's gonna smash right into me :shock: He gets a couple feet from my truck and slams on the brakes, backs off about 10 car lengths, then fucking accelerates again like he's gonna smash right into me. By now I'm freaking the fuck out. Gets right back on my ass, then he starts this side to side shit, swerving almost fully into the 2 lanes on each side of us very rapidly. Im about 3 seconds from a stroke when he slams on the brakes again, goes back about 10 car lengths, then smashes on it again and flies by me doing 80mph-100mph. He disappeared into the sunset and I checked to make sure I didn't fudge the undies. Only thing I can figure is he saw me rolling or smoking, and decided to have the time of his life. Ive gotta smoke a bowl right now, telling this story has got my heart rate up again :eyesmoke:
This is great
 

kelly4

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In Colorado for instance, someone breaking into your home in the middle of the night is not enough to shoot them let alone kill them. They have to have a deadly weapon in hand with intent to do you harm before you can legally open fire.
You picked a bad state to make your point.

In Colorado, anyone who comes in your house uninvited can be shot dead legally.
 

fragileassassin

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You picked a bad state to make your point.

In Colorado, anyone who comes in your house uninvited can be shot dead legally.
No... Thats not how it works here. You have no duty to retreat before using deadly force, but you dont just have the express right to use it because someone is on your property or in your house.
You have to feel you were in imminent danger and its been getting tighter and tighter what that looks like here and the burden of proof often falls on you.
If you shoot an unarmed intruder in CO, you better get a GOOD fucking lawyer.

You should both brush up on what the laws here actually say and whats happened to people over the last few years.
 

sallygram

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I just got out lol! About a year and a half ago I had a heart attack and the damn paramedic ratted me out. SInce I have had a few bouts with cancer and the good old Covid I got out a little early. About 10 years ago I was growing and I look out my window and I see a bunch of cops with dogs walking around the hood. So of course I freak out over the grow room in my house and I threw an ionizer in the room. So after about 8 or 9 hours they bang on my door with a warrant and come in and put me on the curb. I am sitting there and they want me to confess on the curb. SO I just say "lawyer" and the cops get pissed, like real pissed. for like an hour they have me in the heat. Finally they bring in more cops and they start going into the house with fingerprint kits and stuff like that. So I am like thinking this is going to suck. Well they start coming out with dead plants-the ionizer killed them all. It was fucking beautiful. they were all in like the 2nd week of veg so they just looked like crap. So they don't even take me to jail they give me a summons and a month later my lawyer got it thrown out of court. I moved after that and do not like ionizers now. My lawyer even got me my lights back (I did not go and pick them up).
 

ttystikk

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I just got out lol! About a year and a half ago I had a heart attack and the damn paramedic ratted me out. SInce I have had a few bouts with cancer and the good old Covid I got out a little early. About 10 years ago I was growing and I look out my window and I see a bunch of cops with dogs walking around the hood. So of course I freak out over the grow room in my house and I threw an ionizer in the room. So after about 8 or 9 hours they bang on my door with a warrant and come in and put me on the curb. I am sitting there and they want me to confess on the curb. SO I just say "lawyer" and the cops get pissed, like real pissed. for like an hour they have me in the heat. Finally they bring in more cops and they start going into the house with fingerprint kits and stuff like that. So I am like thinking this is going to suck. Well they start coming out with dead plants-the ionizer killed them all. It was fucking beautiful. they were all in like the 2nd week of veg so they just looked like crap. So they don't even take me to jail they give me a summons and a month later my lawyer got it thrown out of court. I moved after that and do not like ionizers now. My lawyer even got me my lights back (I did not go and pick them up).
Good on ya. I got crucified because right wing small town mentality.

If it were me, I would have gone and gotten my lights back, just to throw a middle finger.
 

Beehive

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Back around 2005. I had 8 plants, 6" tall. I was using a plastic garden shed. Setup in a back bedroom.

AK48


My dumbass made the mistake of posting pictures of my grow. At the time, it was on a now long gone website called, "Homegrown420".

Its not the police you need to worry about. Its the fellow growers envy of your grow.

Out of all the internet universe. An enemy of my wife at the time. Was a member of the same website. Somehow this chick knew it was mine. She called the cops and dumbed every grow picture I had.

I hear a knock. It was the drug task force.


They tore the living shit out my house. Weighed the plants with the root ball and dirt. 5 pounds is what I was charged with. After 28 days in jail, $50,000 bond. The state lab tested a bunch of leaves because there wasn't bud growing yet. The weight went down to a hair over 2 ounces of unsmokeable leaf. $5000 bond.

It ended with a years probation.


All because I posted grow pictures.
 

sallygram

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Back around 2005. I had 8 plants, 6" tall. I was using a plastic garden shed. Setup in a back bedroom.

AK48


My dumbass made the mistake of posting pictures of my grow. At the time, it was on a now long gone website called, "Homegrown420".

Its not the police you need to worry about. Its the fellow growers envy of your grow.

Out of all the internet universe. An enemy of my wife at the time. Was a member of the same website. Somehow this chick knew it was mine. She called the cops and dumbed every grow picture I had.

I hear a knock. It was the drug task force.


They tore the living shit out my house. Weighed the plants with the root ball and dirt. 5 pounds is what I was charged with. After 28 days in jail, $50,000 bond. The state lab tested a bunch of leaves because there wasn't bud growing yet. The weight went down to a hair over 2 ounces of unsmokeable leaf. $5000 bond.

It ended with a years probation.


All because I posted grow pictures.
Yeah they always seem to weigh the rootball and have an inflated "street value". I have always wanted to try to argue that only cops would pay those high prices.
 

Beehive

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After they pulled the plants. They stuck them in brown paper bags. Then weighed the whole damn thing.

They said it had a street value in the $100,000 range. I kid you not. I even made the news. That's who said the street value. This was 2005. A hundred grand of shake? 'Biggest bust in this county'.

Sorry motherphuckers.
 
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