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Singlemalt

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Did she make you fuck her with you dick substitute???
And a story to tell I'll wager.
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She just craved the dick; mine, your's, his, everyone's. The problem was: she was a control freak, I smoked weed and tobacco and drank alcohol and ate meat; she didn't at all and disliked it intensely enough to want to fight about it all the time. Apparently she wanted to marry me????!! Why? So, her man would do none of those things. However, she craved the dick and she was oh so fucking good lol. I wish I had been the side dick, she didn't give those guys any shit. Anyway, we broke up when she went to NY for grad school; she continued her dick habits until she was banished from her Univ. She had broken up 3 relationships and 2 marriages (all in her Department and one was a Prof) in her quest for the dick; she had to drop out, stayed with one guy whose relationship she broke up and so decided to go to Med school. She's a Pediatrician now; which is a hoot because when I knew her she hated kids.
 

tyler.durden

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She just craved the dick; mine, your's, his, everyone's. The problem was: she was a control freak, I smoked weed and tobacco and drank alcohol and ate meat; she didn't at all and disliked it intensely enough to want to fight about it all the time. Apparently she wanted to marry me????!! Why? So, her man would do none of those things. However, she craved the dick and she was oh so fucking good lol. I wish I had been the side dick, she didn't give those guys any shit. Anyway, we broke up when she went to NY for grad school; she continued her dick habits until she was banished from her Univ. She had broken up 3 relationships and 2 marriages (all in her Department and one was a Prof) in her quest for the dick; she had to drop out, stayed with one guy whose relationship she broke up and so decided to go to Med school. She's a Pediatrician now; which is a hoot because when I knew her she hated kids.
Wow. My son isn't feeling well, would you happen to have her contact info?
 

Singlemalt

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I'm not sure I believe that crap concerning politicians anymore: Trump got it and was cured over the weekend, Newsome seems to get exposed and goes into quarantee every time he's taking heat for some boffo blunder. Wouldn't put it past any Pol to lie just to break the news cycle momentum if its unfavorable.
 

curious2garden

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I'm not sure I believe that crap concerning politicians anymore: Trump got it and was cured over the weekend, Newsome seems to get exposed and goes into quarantee every time he's taking heat for some boffo blunder. Wouldn't put it past any Pol to lie just to break the news cycle momentum if its unfavorable.
It's a 72 hour illness if you can get access to monoclonal antibodies. The rest of us can just eat cake.
 

pabloesqobar

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I'm not sure I believe that crap concerning politicians anymore: Trump got it and was cured over the weekend, Newsome seems to get exposed and goes into quarantee every time he's taking heat for some boffo blunder. Wouldn't put it past any Pol to lie just to break the news cycle momentum if its unfavorable.
You're probably right. And even more unlikely . . . because they wear masks, socially distance and wash their hands.
 
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