Random Jabber Jibber thread

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
And when you retire, that becomes your job :)
Elegantly fucking off by retirees will be an Olympic sport one day; mark my words. Points awarded by a vector formula of originality and reverse time-efficiency.

The Canadians will show on the winter games, displaying beautiful elegant retiree fuckery-off on hard frozen surfaces.

Any nation that willingly straps motion-swords to its shoes has my immediate respect.
 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Elegantly fucking off by retirees will be an Olympic sport one day; mark my words. Points awarded by a vector formula of originality and reverse time-efficiency.

The Canadians will show on the winter games, displaying beautiful elegant retiree fuckery-off on hard frozen surfaces.

Any nation that willingly straps motion-swords to its shoes has my immediate respect.
Hell yes, if Break Dancing is now an Olympic sport retirement fuckery can't be far behind
 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod
Staff member
Elegantly fucking off by retirees will be an Olympic sport one day; mark my words. Points awarded by a vector formula of originality and reverse time-efficiency.

The Canadians will show on the winter games, displaying beautiful elegant retiree fuckery-off on hard frozen surfaces.

Any nation that willingly straps motion-swords to its shoes has my immediate respect.
What are you smoking?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Hell yes, if Break Dancing is now an Olympic sport retirement fuckery can't be far behind
Yes and the added excitement is that the contestants might break something.

Adds that NASCAR “we’re here to see shit burn” flair.
 
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