Where to find a gf/bf

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah man, I hear you...

I never really try that hard, and I think that's my problem, waiting for the right match to just fall in my lap will still take a little effort on my part.

 

[Seamaiden]

LMAO! That sounds like my family en la isla.

Mr. Marks, my son recommends you make a trip to Puerto Rico. Once you get there you'll understand. If you're Catholic, you're SET!

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Puerto Rico???

I was raised catholic, catholic schools... But I denounce any presence of god, or any higher power. So, I'm definately not religious. Religion is the opiate of the masses.

I do like the hispanic women though I'm actually really intrigued by Lebanesse, and some middle eastern women... Also like asians... Bruenettes only. Sorry, I definately don't like blondes, I've never met one who isn't ditsy. I don't give a shit if you're[/b] blonde and don't think you're ditsy. You are... You just don't know it.

Did you know a certain amount of inbreeding throughout centuries allows people to have blonde hair and blue eyes? All blondes are descendants of people from Norway and Finland, the only way to have blonde hair and blue eyes is if both your parents were descendants from these people... Inbreeding.

 

[Seamaiden]

Not inbreeding. It's a physiological response to available sunlight at northern latitudes and the absorption of vitamin D (this severely affects birth rates). It is now hypothesized that Neandertal may have been light-haired, blue-eyed and light-skinned.

You don't need to be practicing, just gotta be enough Catolico for the parents to approve.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, I don't think my religious values would fly with most hispanic families.

I do speak a little spanish though.

 

[natrone23]

Puerto Rico???


Did you know a certain amount of inbreeding throughout centuries allows people to have blonde hair and blue eyes? All blondes are descendants of people from Norway and Finland, the only way to have blonde hair and blue eyes is if both your parents were descendants from these people... Inbreeding.

I doubt that true because i saw blond Iraqi's even red heads too. Also they found mummies in the gobi desert that were blond haired, Iv also seen blond Afganies, Uzbeks

 

[natrone23]

You don't need to be practicing, just gotta be enough Catolico for the parents to approve.

My Dad was a roman catholic, will that do? although I'm an atheist

 

[ElBarto]

Alright, so I've been single for a year now, been on a bunch of dates, but haven't found any good matches.

Decided to open a conversation on where to meet someone special, someone you'd consider marriage with.

I don't drink and hate bars so that's out of the question. I love to go to parks daily, but haven't met anyone there... I was thinking a concert, but that's really no a good place to start a conversation.

Any ideas?

Where did you meet your partner?

Considering that I grow and love cannabis, it's a bit difficult to meet someone with similar interests that's trustworthy.

Everyone I've had a crush on, or should've acted on is getting married, and I'm feeling a bit left behind.

Take some cooking or art history classes.

If you're a democrat, volunteer at the local party HQ. I was volunteering there the last few weeks and the vast majority of the other volunteers were female. I don't know is this holds true of the other political parties.

Volunteer at the local children's hospital, nature conservation center, etc, etc.

 

[tusseltussel]

Yeah, I don't think my religious values would fly with most hispanic families.

I do speak a little spanish though.

chupa mi penga
Me vuelves loca. - You drive me crazy.

Estoy loca por ti. - I'm crazy for you.

Te deseo - I desire you.

Corazon - Sweetheart.

No puedo vivir sin ti - I can't live without you.

Dame un beso - give me a kiss

i love the pr girls they will stab you though dont cheat on em!

 

[mane2008]

yea they dont play at all seriously

 

[GrowTech]

lol @ dating advice on a grow forum.

 

[GrowTech]

go to craigslist.org - select your city, and then go to the erotic services section... plenty of girlfriends there

 

[dew-b]

Maybe that's it, I'm just not making a move on anyone... It's funny, because I'd never thought of asking someone where they got their ______ at the grocery.

Starbucks is a decent idea, I love espresso, and coffee, just not the froo froo girly milk drinks. I could blaze a joint, hang out in a coffeshop reeking of herb, and start a conversation that leads to, "Wanna go blaze a joint?"

My ideal match has small tits, is under 5'6", bruenette, slim, and not prissey, no makeup... Too pickey?

i lead an expiditon to the grocery store once to get panty hose for this bartender i know she had a nasty run in hers. coulden't go herself. (at work) just went in asked the first good looking woman i found to help me. she was more the willing to help. you don't have to drink anything stronger then pop in a bar. go in to shoot pool or darts.

 

[Seamaiden]

Yeah, I don't think my religious values would fly with most hispanic families.

Both my parents, raised Catholic, rejected the church. It's not what's in the store, it's just the window dressing, you see?

I do speak a little spanish though.

What you want is someone who's about stability, yeah? Who's more into that than Las Latinas?

My Dad was a roman catholic, will that do? although I'm an atheist

My sister, as all of us, had been christened in the church, but nothing more. Before her husband (very traditional kind of Mexican guy) would marry her, she HAD to become Catholic. The whole game. Once she did that, they got married, and here they are.

Take some cooking or art history classes.

If you're a democrat, volunteer at the local party HQ. I was volunteering there the last few weeks and the vast majority of the other volunteers were female. I don't know is this holds true of the other political parties.

Volunteer at the local children's hospital, nature conservation center, etc, etc.

Excellent suggestions! Yeah, but no, um, I can tell you this does not necessarily hold true for the other parties. (We actually did a Meet-up.com group last year, it was, by far, without a doubt, the WEIRDEST thing I have ever experienced! )

chupa mi penga
Me vuelves loca. - You drive me crazy.

Estoy loca por ti. - I'm crazy for you.

Te deseo - I desire you.

Corazon - Sweetheart.

No puedo vivir sin ti - I can't live without you.

Dame un beso - give me a kiss

i love the pr girls they will stab you though dont cheat on em!

De veras? Tu crees?

Ay, papi, eres un amador!