What Cured Weed Looks Like

[MICHI-CAN]

My side by side Cajun shwag cure might be delayed guys, top blew off my greenhouse last night and the plants took a heavy frost, not looking good went to -5. Fuck.. pretty sure they are dead.

Condolences. That REALLY bites.

 

[J232]

Condolences. That REALLY bites.

Thanks, yeah I’m pretty disappointed, I will see how they warmed up at lunch time but they didn’t look good this morning.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Thanks, yeah I’m pretty disappointed, I will see how they warmed up at lunch time but they didn’t look good this morning.

I've been frosted several times and survived. But that was around 33F. Not below freezing.
I'd apologize for the hijacking. But this thread is already jacked.

 

[danktechno]

People that dont have the patience for curing should get a high quality vaporizer! Vaping freshly dried uncured is just as smooth as 3 month old properly cured buds. Actually there is a considerable taste drop off with fully cured bud that is not the case with freshly dried.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

HUH? My pine, skunk, diesel and loam is beginning to hint citrus and mellow coffee after 8 months. I must dispute that based on long term "over a year" cure results. More patience or bigger yields. LOL.

 

[Cboat38]

I don't recommend that anyone in North America or Europe ever cure weed or smoke cured weed, it may be harmful or fatal to noobs, hahaha. Noobs can only handle fluorescent green weed. This is not completely fried yet but the curing part is done, took about 48 hours from harvest. Should be done in about another day. You guys have fun waiting around for weeks though.

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Okay okay how you do it?

 

[Wattzzup]

People that dont have the patience for curing should get a high quality vaporizer! Vaping freshly dried uncured is just as smooth as 3 month old properly cured buds. Actually there is a considerable taste drop off with fully cured bud that is not the case with freshly dried.

I wish they had a wtf emoji for this comment. This couldn’t be more inaccurate

 

[MICHI-CAN]

I wish they had a wtf emoji for this comment. This couldn’t be more inaccurate

At least an emoji standing on its head with a dunce cap sticking out of its arse. I'd have quite the collection by now. Love it. LMAO.

 

[Wattzzup]

All you taste when vaping is heat and weed. So if it’s fresh cut you taste fresh cut.

 

[Doug Dawson]

I wish they had a wtf emoji for this comment. This couldn’t be more inaccurate

 

[Gemtree]

Okay okay how you do it?

 

[PioneerValleyOG]

It's actually 8 months since first jarred. Opened twice a week and gently poured into large bin and put back into the jar and dark for another week. I think it is worth it. Smoother flavor and easy on the lungs for the strain. This GG straight from dry will rip your lungs out and taste pine dirt and diesel. Civilized now.

How the neck do you cure buds in 48 hours and rave about it being awesome(r) than tried. N true? Looks kinda brown to me... Is this dude whack?

 

[ronintank]

Major whack.

 

[Skuxx]

I hope this thread goes on forever . Bob, please do a step by step tutorial with pictures.

 

[Gemtree]

How the neck do you cure buds in 48 hours and rave about it being awesome(r) than tried. N true? Looks kinda brown to me... Is this dude whack?

It's how Jesus did it 2000 years ago you wouldn't understand noob

 

[dubekoms]

I don't recommend that anyone in North America or Europe ever cure weed or smoke cured weed, it may be harmful or fatal to noobs, hahaha. Noobs can only handle fluorescent green weed. This is not completely fried yet but the curing part is done, took about 48 hours from harvest. Should be done in about another day. You guys have fun waiting around for weeks though.

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How can you smoke shit like that!? WAY TO MUCH GREEN NOT ENOUGH BROWN. You know smoking chlorophyll can give you AIDS right? If you cure weed like a professional like me you know it shouldn't have a hint of green and should have a musty old basement smell.

Here is some PROPER cured weed.

Cured for a MINIMUM of 5 years in a old sock i buried in my yard. Some real shit right here. This shit is so strong i always end up puking after the first rip.

 

[PioneerValleyOG]

fuckin molded , and oven dried trash! what the fuck are you trying to preach over here ? look at your rubbish brown weed! tobacco is the subject you should stick to. weed aint your thang. So yours is "primo" in 48 hours ?! what the fuck are you on ? have you read any of the links you posted? If you can dry weed in 2 days then you keep that shit to yourself. let alone CURE IT ??
it only takes you 30 weeks to finish because your using cheap ass blurple fuckin lights. There is a tiny bit of truth to your 16 week weed but you would never be able to grasp it so stay out of it.
you said michagans shit was mostly leaf ?!
ANY weed done in 2 days is trash, period.

Well was waiting for SOMEONE to say it! Looks like the Mexican scrap I used to get in high school for $50 an oz. Primo? Don't think this guy would know primo if it came up and bit his hairless ball sac. Talking all that smack to MY friends and people. THAT know WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, man, I wish we could vote this asshat off the site. But its a free country, so ill just hit ignore and go on my way. Sorry we had to even waste energy on this child. Hope his mom doesn't find his stash, he'll probably get grounded.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

How can you smoke shit like that!? WAY TO MUCH GREEN NOT ENOUGH BROWN. You know smoking chlorophyll can give you AIDS right? If you cure weed like a professional like me you know it shouldn't have a hint of green and should have a musty old basement smell.

Here is some PROPER cured weed.View attachment 4700907

Cured for a MINIMUM of 5 years in a old sock i buried in my yard. Some real shit right here. This shit is so strong i always end up puking after the first rip.

Are you the ripper who took my cuttings and overages out of my compost pile this spring? Almost spit my beverage seeing this. Love it.

 

[PioneerValleyOG]

Look, I dried my bud in 9 hours, its the BOMB!!

 

[Doug Dawson]

If you wrap the buds in play girl magazine centerfold pages and play soft music while curing there will be a bunch of new popcorn buds when you unwrap it again. Nobody else knows this noobs, you all waste your time growing new plants.