The First Thing You Want President Biden To Do (Fantasy Thread Let your Freak Flag Fly)

schuylaar

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I add pineapple and sliced jalapenos to every pizza I order! :bigjoint:


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have you seen that Cloud Flair has been having issue? are we going to be okay for the extra traffic on 11/3? I hate when we're gone for a week and people seem to be posting but i can't.
 

Fogdog

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Republican hari kari knife? Should have a longer blade.
Nah, they have their guns for that. I'm ok with gun nuts using their guns to commit suicide.

That knife is only good for opening letters. lulz I checked out their site. Their business sells cheap knives and they market to wannabe Rambos.

3.5" blade "fastest opening knife in the product line", It's a typical part of their fantasy.

But, speaking of fantasies, this is how a stiletto ought to be used:

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schuylaar

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Nah, they have their guns for that. I'm ok with gun nuts using their guns to commit suicide.

That knife is only good for opening letters. lulz I checked out their site. Their business sells cheap knives and they market to wannabe Rambos.

3.5" blade "fastest opening knife in the product line", It's a typical part of their fantasy.

But, speaking of fantasies, this is how a stiletto ought to be used:

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i learned how to commit suicide by long gun- it's pretty easy..you don't hold the gun..you put the stock on the floor and you lean over the barrel in your mouth- your arms are long enough to reach the trigger.
 

Fogdog

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i learned how to commit suicide by long gun- it's pretty easy..you don't hold the gun..you put the stock on the floor and you lean over the barrel in your mouth- your arms are long enough to reach the trigger.
So easy! Imagine how hard it would be for a fat Trumper to hari kiri theirself with 3.5" letter opener.
 

Bagginski

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I would like to see all political party activity and political party funding made into a federal crime punishable by a minimum of 10 years in prison. It was never supposed to be "Red or Blue". Every 4 years we get to chose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. What is the point?
And *WHO* will be in a position to DO that if no-one is, y’know, *elected* to a role where they could DO that?

Would we just have redneck warlords usurping the government and doing what they want? I mean, between Dolt45 and the treasonous Senate majority we have, we’re kinda already there...but doing away with due process and just making up rules and punishments is EXACTLY the sort of thing we’d expect from Somalia or the Philippines, isn’t it?

Are you sure that’s what you want? ‘Cause I’m real sure that’s NOT what I want.
 

schuylaar

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And *WHO* will be in a position to DO that if no-one is, y’know, *elected* to a role where they could DO that?

Would we just have redneck warlords usurping the government and doing what they want? I mean, between Dolt45 and the treasonous Senate majority we have, we’re kinda already there...but doing away with due process and just making up rules and punishments is EXACTLY the sort of thing we’d expect from Somalia or the Philippines, isn’t it?

Are you sure that’s what you want? ‘Cause I’m real sure that’s NOT what I want.
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i'd have to shoot who ever did that bitches hair color..:wall:
 

Bagginski

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Well you won't have to change the toilets....
Sell them on eBay for $250k, as “STOLEN FROM THE CRAZY DEMS - MONEY TO GO TO LEGAL FEES FOR DJT”

You could probably sell *thousands* of them - each with a “totally legit certificate of authenticity”, like unto a Trump University Degree(tm)...
 

schuylaar

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Sell them on eBay for $250k, as “STOLEN FROM THE CRAZY DEMS - MONEY TO GO TO LEGAL FEES FOR DJT”

You could probably sell *thousands* of them - each with a “totally legit certificate of authenticity”, like unto a Trump University Degree(tm)...
he'll personally autograph with his Trump* Sharpie..
 
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