Obama wins!!!!

[icurbyou]

OK, there seems to be quite a bit of confusion over the different types of government. I created a list of the different types (and some extras just for fun) along with narrative to show the differences. Feel free to rep me if you think it's worthwhile.

SOCIALISM: You have 2 pot plants, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both and gives you an ounce.

FASCISM: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both and sells you an ounce.

NAZISM: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both, kills one, chops and cures the other, then throws the cured bud away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two pot plants. You sell one and buy a hydro unit. Your grow multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell it all and retire on the income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You sell one, and force the other to produce the bud of four pot plants. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the plant has died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You go on strike,
organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three pot plants.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary pot plant and produce twenty times the bud.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, flower twice a month, and manicure themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You count them and learn you have five pot plants. You count them again and learn you have 42 pot plants. You count them again and learn you have 2 pot plants. You stop counting pot plants and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 pot plants. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You have 300 people wanting bud from them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bud productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of pot plants. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country. You still have no pot plants, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

A WELSH CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. The one on the left looks very attractive.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You had 2 pot plants. The Government sold them to their mates who harvested the bud and now the government wants you to buy them back.

LINUX pot plants: You get 2 pot plants for free with promise of free grow support. The pot plants get sick, your family starts to go without bud. You contact your local grow community for free support and find out there is no fix for your problem, if there is you will have to wait and that maybe too late. The remedy is to pay the breeder of your free pot plants a fee. It would have been cheaper to buy two pot plants from a breeder who includes grow support in the price you can call any time. You are disappointed as the media said free pot plants are the future and you find out the hype is not what people made it out to be, your bud nearly dried up for the experience.

IBM GSA or EDS pot plants: You have two pot plants. You clone one. The outsourcer sends an Account Representative with an SLA Variation. The clone gets sick. The outsourcer sends two lawyers to dispute the SLA covers the clone. You demand that the SLA cover both original pot plants and the clone. The outsourcer returns with two Account Representatives, an Account Manager, a Business Analyst, a Software Architect, a Support Engineer, and a Project Manager. You are required to hire the rest of the project team. At the end of the project, the team produces an SLA Variation with a 400-page Appendix. The Executive Summary says "We know what's wrong. It's your fault, and you owe us more money." You give up and chop the two pot plants: but it's been six months since you checked them so they long since dried up.

UNISYS pot plants: You have no pot plants. You hear about someone else having two pot plants, and construct a bogus claim for how the plants were your idea. Whenever anyone grows pot, even if they don't sell it, they have to give you money. As a result, everyone starts growing tomatoes.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. +REP for creativity and helping us dumb fucking stoners/growers. LOL

 

[gotot]

OK, there seems to be quite a bit of confusion over the different types of government. I created a list of the different types (and some extras just for fun) along with narrative to show the differences. Feel free to rep me if you think it's worthwhile.

SOCIALISM: You have 2 pot plants, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both and gives you an ounce.

FASCISM: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both and sells you an ounce.

NAZISM: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 pot plants. The State takes both, kills one, chops and cures the other, then throws the cured bud away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two pot plants. You sell one and buy a hydro unit. Your grow multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell it all and retire on the income.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You sell one, and force the other to produce the bud of four pot plants. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the plant has died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You go on strike,
organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three pot plants.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary pot plant and produce twenty times the bud.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, flower twice a month, and manicure themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You count them and learn you have five pot plants. You count them again and learn you have 42 pot plants. You count them again and learn you have 2 pot plants. You stop counting pot plants and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5,000 pot plants. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You have 300 people wanting bud from them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bud productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of pot plants. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country. You still have no pot plants, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

A WELSH CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. The one on the left looks very attractive.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two pot plants. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You had 2 pot plants. The Government sold them to their mates who harvested the bud and now the government wants you to buy them back.

LINUX pot plants: You get 2 pot plants for free with promise of free grow support. The pot plants get sick, your family starts to go without bud. You contact your local grow community for free support and find out there is no fix for your problem, if there is you will have to wait and that maybe too late. The remedy is to pay the breeder of your free pot plants a fee. It would have been cheaper to buy two pot plants from a breeder who includes grow support in the price you can call any time. You are disappointed as the media said free pot plants are the future and you find out the hype is not what people made it out to be, your bud nearly dried up for the experience.

IBM GSA or EDS pot plants: You have two pot plants. You clone one. The outsourcer sends an Account Representative with an SLA Variation. The clone gets sick. The outsourcer sends two lawyers to dispute the SLA covers the clone. You demand that the SLA cover both original pot plants and the clone. The outsourcer returns with two Account Representatives, an Account Manager, a Business Analyst, a Software Architect, a Support Engineer, and a Project Manager. You are required to hire the rest of the project team. At the end of the project, the team produces an SLA Variation with a 400-page Appendix. The Executive Summary says "We know what's wrong. It's your fault, and you owe us more money." You give up and chop the two pot plants: but it's been six months since you checked them so they long since dried up.

UNISYS pot plants: You have no pot plants. You hear about someone else having two pot plants, and construct a bogus claim for how the plants were your idea. Whenever anyone grows pot, even if they don't sell it, they have to give you money. As a result, everyone starts growing tomatoes.

i've saving this, it just makes so much sense when you put it in terms that the average pothead can understand

 

[dknob]

OK, there seems to be quite a bit of confusion over the different types of government. I created a list of the different types (and some extras just for fun) along with narrative to show the differences. Feel free to rep me if you think it's worthwhile.

SOCIALISM: You have 2 pot plants, and you give one to your neighbour.

Obama took his time. Carefully, he explained universal health care coverage, and better schools for everyone. He told little Hadassah that the rich should pay for people who are not rich. Obama's precise quote, according to the Associated Press, was "We've got to make sure that people who have more money help the people who have less money." Then, bringing it down to a level she could understand, he went on to explain: "If you had a whole pizza, and your friend had no pizza, would you give him a slice?"
Mazzaglia: Obama the socialist - Waltham, MA - The Daily News Tribune

Both Obama and you leave out the part about if you do not give out a slice, or a pot plant, you go to a work camp or jail.

 

[bongrippinbob]

AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of pot plants. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country. You still have no pot plants, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

The only problem with this is that we did find stuff to make WMDs, just not stock piles like was originally planed. It would be more like someone said you had 1,000 pot plants, but when raided, the cops only found 10. Its not that there was nothing there, it just wasn't as much as they expected to find.

 

[dknob]

More like you got raided and all they found was a empty grow room and some seeds.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of pot plants. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country. You still have no pot plants, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

The only problem with this is that we did find stuff to make WMDs, just not stock piles like was originally planed. It would be more like someone said you had 1,000 pot plants, but when raided, the cops only found 10. Its not that there was nothing there, it just wasn't as much as they expected to find.

 

[icurbyou]

AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of pot plants. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invade your country. You still have no pot plants, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

The only problem with this is that we did find stuff to make WMDs, just not stock piles like was originally planed. It would be more like someone said you had 1,000 pot plants, but when raided, the cops only found 10. Its not that there was nothing there, it just wasn't as much as they expected to find.

Yeah.. but still missing a piece.

See, the person who claimed you had 1,000 plants and raided you knew that you truly only had 10 (which Im not so sure I agree with that part)... But they really wanted a free for all on your big screen TV, your car, your money, computers etc that you bought with your legal/taxed income... and used raiding you as an excuse to kick in your door and take that shit.

 

[bongrippinbob]

Either way, seeds or 10 plants, are still things you are not allowed to have, and thus you are breaking the law. Which means the raid was still totally legit.

 

[mr.man]

i wanted mcain

 

[icurbyou]

Either way, seeds or 10 plants, are still things you are not allowed to have, and thus you are breaking the law. Which means the raid was still totally legit.

Right... But just because someone has 10 seeds.. does that make it right to lie to the judge and say "we have proof they have 300 plants!" when you know damn-well that you only have proof for 10 seeds?

No. because the judge wouldve brushed it off and said to quit wasting time.

But.. You had to lie in order to get the warrant to make the raid legal.. so you could then steal (gain control) their resources.

 

[madmoney42]

he's not a commie, just a socialist... Sure Mr. Elitist, take half of my paycheck and give it to Laquisha and her 7 illegitimate bastard children. That will fix her problems, instead of making her get a fricken job and stopping her from sexually reproducing, we'll reward her for being a degenerate piece of scum that gives nothing back to society except for 7 soon to be hoodrats making more illegitimate hood rat kids and clogging up our criminal justice system.

I like how he rewards the degenerates in our society, don't wanna work?? Here's some money.
Wanna have a shit ton of kids you can't afford or care for??
Here's some money.
Wanna sit at home all day and do nothing while everyone else works??
Here's some money.

Don't you do anything to better yourself, just be lazy, I'll tax those rich white folks that work 50-60 hrs a week and spent years in college and busting ass at work to get to that corner office... We'll let them work hard and reward you for nothing... That's the American Dream right, coast through life on welfare!!!!

I went to high school, I went to college, I took 50K in college loans to go to a good school and get a good education all in order to get a good career and make good money. Then this fuck wants to come in and "redistribute" my wealth I've worked so hard to obtain and give it to all the degenerates in our society that contribute nothing??? SOUNDS LIKE A GOD DAMN PLAN!!! Tell me this, what if all of us hard working, responsible Americans just decide to quit our jobs??? Then what the hell is he going to do!!!!!! I'll leave you with a little quote from a founding father named Thomas Jefferson. "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
And that's a fact, Obama raises big taxes on big business and they're out of here. Same with people with big time income, many will pack their shit up and be gone, you would do it to if you're making millions of dollars and half of it is going to the IRS under Obama's tax plan....

All I can say is that a huge percentage of Obama supporters are unemployed degenerates that could easily work for a living but decide to live off the gov't and they know Obama in the white house is beneficial to them... To all you Obama supporting democrats, instead of looking for what Obama can do for you, wasn't their once a great democratic leader that said "Ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you." Where's that mindset gone?? Now it's all about what will Obama do for me... Well he's going to raise my taxes, probably try to limit my 2nd amendment rights and reward the degenerates and losers of our society with free handouts, basically a reward for being a loser and classically condition them that if they want free handouts, they need to not work and have more kids to get more $....

Well I'll tell you this, if I decide to leave my job at the end of the year, you can be damn sure I'm going to sign up for welfare and every other free handout I can get, if I'm always paying into the shit then I'm definately gonna try and suck every little penny out... I don't need it but neither do all the welfare scum that can work but choose not to. I'm gonna get back whats mine and in my own little version of sticking it to the man, I'm going to reap the rewards rather than pay the piper when it comes to Obama's little "redistribution" of wealth program, I may have thousands in cash hidden under the mattress but that isn't going to go to the degenerate, unemployed, looking for a free handout scum that generally support Obama and the democratic party as a whole....

 

[potpimp]

Weapons of mass distraction

 

[bongrippinbob]

If you told the person with 1,000 plants that you were going to be coming on this day, and they still had 10 plants or 10 seeds, than they are freaking morons and should still be "busted", or in this case, bombed.

If they are not smart enough to remove everything when they are told someone is coming to look for it, then they are the one at fault, not the person coming to look for it. That fact that they found "10 plants" after they were told some one was coming, this almost proves there was more, they just couldnt get rid of it all.

 

[Picasso345]

The world isn't a cartoon dude. Don't buy all the simplistic nonsense they are feeding you. Saying things like "a huge percentage of Obama supporters are unemployed" is just utter fantasy.

he's not a commie, just a socialist... Sure Mr. Elitist, take half of my paycheck and give it to Laquisha and her 7 illegitimate bastard children. That will fix her problems, instead of making her get a fricken job and stopping her from sexually reproducing, we'll reward her for being a degenerate piece of scum that gives nothing back to society except for 7 soon to be hoodrats making more illegitimate hood rat kids and clogging up our criminal justice system.

I like how he rewards the degenerates in our society, don't wanna work?? Here's some money.
Wanna have a shit ton of kids you can't afford or care for??
Here's some money.
Wanna sit at home all day and do nothing while everyone else works??
Here's some money.

Don't you do anything to better yourself, just be lazy, I'll tax those rich white folks that work 50-60 hrs a week and spent years in college and busting ass at work to get to that corner office... We'll let them work hard and reward you for nothing... That's the American Dream right, coast through life on welfare!!!!

I went to high school, I went to college, I took 50K in college loans to go to a good school and get a good education all in order to get a good career and make good money. Then this fuck wants to come in and "redistribute" my wealth I've worked so hard to obtain and give it to all the degenerates in our society that contribute nothing??? SOUNDS LIKE A GOD DAMN PLAN!!! Tell me this, what if all of us hard working, responsible Americans just decide to quit our jobs??? Then what the hell is he going to do!!!!!! I'll leave you with a little quote from a founding father named Thomas Jefferson. "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
And that's a fact, Obama raises big taxes on big business and they're out of here. Same with people with big time income, many will pack their shit up and be gone, you would do it to if you're making millions of dollars and half of it is going to the IRS under Obama's tax plan....

All I can say is that a huge percentage of Obama supporters are unemployed degenerates that could easily work for a living but decide to live off the gov't and they know Obama in the white house is beneficial to them... To all you Obama supporting democrats, instead of looking for what Obama can do for you, wasn't their once a great democratic leader that said "Ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you." Where's that mindset gone?? Now it's all about what will Obama do for me... Well he's going to raise my taxes, probably try to limit my 2nd amendment rights and reward the degenerates and losers of our society with free handouts, basically a reward for being a loser and classically condition them that if they want free handouts, they need to not work and have more kids to get more $....

Well I'll tell you this, if I decide to leave my job at the end of the year, you can be damn sure I'm going to sign up for welfare and every other free handout I can get, if I'm always paying into the shit then I'm definately gonna try and suck every little penny out... I don't need it but neither do all the welfare scum that can work but choose not to. I'm gonna get back whats mine and in my own little version of sticking it to the man, I'm going to reap the rewards rather than pay the piper when it comes to Obama's little "redistribution" of wealth program, I may have thousands in cash hidden under the mattress but that isn't going to go to the degenerate, unemployed, looking for a free handout scum that generally support Obama and the democratic party as a whole....

 

[bongrippinbob]

The world isn't a cartoon dude. Don't buy all the simplistic nonsense they are feeding you. Saying things like "a huge percentage of Obama supporters are unemployed" is just utter fantasy.

A large percentage of democratic voters in general are unemployed simply because of the handouts the democratic party gives. So to say that a lot of Obama supporters are unemployed is a fairly true statement. Most lifetime welfare recipients are democrats, becauae the republicans don't want to feed the lazy.

And how many people voted for him simply because he is black? There was something on tv where a guy was asking black people who they were voting for. When they said Obama, the interviewer asked if it was because they supported certain policies, like staying in Iraq, etc. Most of these people said they agree with these policies even though they were the republicans beliefs. This just shows that people were voting based on color and not on ideals.

This is 2008, we are suppose to be color blind. The man's skin color should not have even been mentioned during the election.

 

[icurbyou]

There was something on tv where a guy was asking black people who they were voting for. When they said Obama, the interviewer asked if it was because they supported certain policies, like staying in Iraq, etc. Most of these people said they agree with these policies even though they were the republicans beliefs.

That's laughs.

 

[TheDankness]

What all of these ignorant republicans fail to realize is that they weren't cheated out of a victory. They just plain lost. It wasn't because everyone that voted for him is jobless. Wake up, Obama won by a landslide, what did he have like, double the electoral votes? AMERICA CHOSE HIM. Just wait in a couple years you'll be thanking those of us who voted for him. If you don't agree with the results, just be classy about it, kind of like McCain was last night. Obviously when all of McCain's "supporters" booed whenever he congradulated Obama, it shows that they don't really support him. All that republicans do is vote based on moral issues, which has nothing to do with polotics, or they vote out of selfishness. They don't even care about who they're electing, as long as whoever it is white and rewards the rich at any cost to everyone else. Whats a few more dollars out of your check you capitalist fucks(trickle down my ass), you make more than you deserve anyway. Oh, and I love it when people vote on issues like gay marriage and abortion, even though there has been a republican in office eight years and since then abortion is still legal, and gay marriage is legal in more places. What a joke. All the ignorant complainers out there are going to have to get used to the idea of INTELLIGENCE and RATIONAL THOUGHT ruling our country, a new age of enlightenment is coming, and you just might get left behind...

 

[Vorna]

Fuck that pinko!

 

[TheDankness]

Fuck that pinko!

Care to offer an explanation? No? Well then you're just ranting and crying like the rest. At least give a real reason you didn't want him elected.

 

[dannyking]

Either way, seeds or 10 plants, are still things you are not allowed to have, and thus you are breaking the law. Which means the raid was still totally legit.

really? in iraq?

 

[nvirgo79]

I agree, I just want to grow my weed in peace without worrying about fucking Johnny Law coming INTO MY HOME and taking my ladies and me away! I live alone (just divorced) and have a huge basement, but I only made my grow room 10 x 6 just enough for me, and throw some to my family who enjoys a nice bud. I am also a 10 year Navy Vet, dont get nothing for my 10 years of service, so I feel I should be able to grow my Ladies in private and in peace!

So, Mr. Obama if you are reading this,,, please give this old Navy Vet a little love and repspect and those fucking cops out of my life! I dont carre for cops, never have becasue I AM the OUTLAW FLYINLOW&HIGH..
Thank You, and may God Bless You all with BIG BUDS.

Hey maybe we can grow our new Prez into a great big sticky bud PREZ!

Not just that, but i don't want to loss my job ( or not be able to get a job) because i smoke weed during MY time. I wasn't put on this earth to just be some assholes worker bee. 8 hours for sleep 8 for work and 8 for me and my fam. Why is this such a hard thing to grasp for some people