My wife caught me jacking off!

[Metasynth]

This thread is making me hungry for corn dogs and footlong hoagies

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yeah, smoke his cock that is.

SH420

 

[shrxhky420]

We definitely are a ridiculous bunch of cock smokers around here. Uh when I say we, I don't necessarily mean you

SH420

 

[Milovan1]

Oh, yeah, I've been caught. She HATED when I took care of myself! When I was pleasuring myself I tried to use humor to diffuse the situation: "I didn't even enjoy it, babe. I was totally lost..." She didn't find it funny. Bitch had no sense of humor...

 

[Laughing Grass]

We definitely are a ridiculous bunch of cock smokers around here. Uh when I say we, I don't necessarily mean you

SH420

I'd try smoked cock...

maybe not.

 

[lokie]

 

[dannyboy602]

He might even have been my first crush back in the sixties...

...and for some reason I hated this country bumpkin of a girl friend.

 

[shrxhky420]

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He might even have been my first crush back in the sixties...

...and for some reason I hated this country bumpkin of a girl friend.
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Weird how that worked out for you. Lol

SH420

 

[B_the_s]

@cannabineer have you seen “ The Happytime Murders “ ?

But have you seen Greg the bunny? It's a masterpiece. So great.

And although not cartoon, Lunette from Big Comfy Couch gets my motor running.
Also, Velma cosplay.
Umm, brb

 

[Bareback]

But have you seen Greg the bunny? It's a masterpiece. So great.

And although not cartoon, Lunette from Big Comfy Couch gets my motor running.
Also, Velma cosplay.
Umm, brb

Not yet

 

[Laughing Grass]

Loonette from Big Comfy Couch gets my motor running.

You're a little off.

 

[B_the_s]

You're a little off.

Yeah I see it now. I was a little off.
Lunette. Not Loonette. Lol
Lol

 

[My Name is Mike]

Fuck I could give two shits less, if any of us has to jerk our dicks it means the woman needs to get to suckin again or else she can't complain.

I swear if she caught me and made a big deal I would look her dead in the eye and tell her to suck it or shut the fuck up. Fuckin bait n switch.

One reason his wife will leave him for a woman...

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yeah I see it now. I was a little off.
Lunette. Not Loonette. Lol
Lol

lol it wasn't the name... lusting over a beloved tv character from my childhood.

I never looked at her that way, she's not bad looking

 

[cannabineer]

lol it wasn't the name... lusting over a beloved tv character from my childhood.

I never looked at her that way, she's not bad looking

Ditching that ball nose makes a difference.

 

[Gorillabilly]

your wife has never caught me abusing myself.

Thats funny rite there....

For the record, she's never caught me either. Your closets are comfy tho.

 

[B_the_s]

lol it wasn't the name... lusting over a beloved tv character from my childhood.

I never looked at her that way, she's not bad looking

Yeah there's that too.