Random Jabber Jibber thread

Anyone have any idea how much I can sell a Faux Eames chair for? Black leather with oak wood back. Real Eames chair for reference

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$15 . If your lucky you might get that . Hopefully no one puts their nose down on the seat to smell it . Might get rather embarrassing . I can only imagine how horrific it must smell with your repulsive habits.

Excuse me? My ass hygiene is impeccable. Easily the cleanest butthole in town. The chair smells like leather.

A real Eames chair goes for 5 stacks. $15 is absurdly low ball. You are highly underestimating the cachet this chair has. Its space age bachelor pad material. A timeless work of art. You can take your $15, turn them into singles and stuff every one of them up your asshole.
 
Excuse me? My ass hygiene is impeccable. Easily the cleanest butthole in town. The chair smells like leather.

A real Eames chair goes for 5 stacks. $15 is absurdly low ball. You are highly underestimating the cachet this chair has. Its space age bachelor pad material. A timeless work of art. You can take your $15, turn them into singles and stuff every one of them up your asshole.
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I see all y'all turnt to haters real quick. Very disappointing.

Meanwhile I have people blowing up my PM with cash offers for my fake Eames and women are showing me their boobs because "they like my style". Top offer is currently $375. Best boobs go to @secret_user with a mighty fine rack.
 
Well damnit... Worked on the daughters vehicle this morning.

She got stranded at the dollar store, key wouldn't turn off and the shifter wouldn't release.

I was thinking the rack or ignition actuator, I'm obsolete that s*** was different
Also lost signal lights, headlights, and ac..

A new switch didn't help. But I've go it drivable so she can take it to somebody more up date
 
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