Random Jabber Jibber thread

jerryb73

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I always talked about relocating to Fl when I retired but after a couple of tester trips, I decided to stay in the Midwest. That heat/humidty was ok when I was younger but now.... I just can't stay inside when the sun's shining.
I think you made a good decision. Fall in the Midwest is perfect weather to me. It’s so hot in August if I didn’t have to go outside I wouldn’t. It’s hot most of the year, but August :fire:
 

mysunnyboy

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:o
I love love love Primus. Oh wait, I forgot, Primus sucks.
I used to sing Tommy the cat to my step kids all the time. Say baby won’t you come and lay down with me say baby won’t you come and lay down by my side say baby won’t you come and lay down with me SAY BABY...
Actually I sing a lot. I’ve apologized. Wino Barbie likes it. I’ll be keeping her.







yes Annie I’ll give her a hug for you:hug:
 

jerryb73

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Oh, and hurricanes was the other reason.
The thing about hurricanes is you have so much time just watching and looking at a hundred different scenario. Most people wait till the very last minute then try to evaluate. Huge mess. I get it, nobody wants to leave and some can’t. I’m a last minute person because of my job so I end up staying put. I would rather take my chances at home. Then stuck in traffic on I95.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
The thing about hurricanes is you have so much time just watching and looking at a hundred different scenario. Most people wait till the very last minute then try to evaluate. Huge mess. I get it, nobody wants to leave and some can’t. I’m a last minute person because of my job so I end up staying put. I would rather take my chances at home. Then stuck in traffic on I95.
Tornadoes are more sporting. Much shorter response window.
 

raratt

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I'm having trouble understanding how you folks live in that oven (though to be honest I've lived with triple digets in my formative years) Ours is
55 deg F & 48% RH atm.
We are lucky in that our extreme heat waves rarely last more than a week or so before the natural AC kicks in. A low heading into the PNW is helping create the "Delta Breeze" that pulls in the cool air from the coast, and keeps SF foggy this week. Anything above 102 I pretty much hide in the AC as much as possible, outside work is done as early as enough coffee can be consumed.
 

neosapien

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Well after 18 years it finally happened. Was at a longtime customers house last night servicing the pool, when she came out and said that her husband was currently in Texas cheating on her with his assistant. Then asked if I would fuck her. Obviously I'm a great husband and had to politely decline. And she ain't bad for 49 too boot. But damn I could have had a sugar mama. I apparently still got it.
 

mysunnyboy

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Well after 18 years it finally happened. Was at a longtime customers house last night servicing the pool, when she came out and said that her husband was currently in Texas cheating on her with his assistant. Then asked if I would fuck her. Obviously I'm a great husband and had to politely decline. And she ain't bad for 49 too boot. But damn I could have had a sugar mama. I apparently still got it.
Way to go!
 

dannyboy602

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Well after 18 years it finally happened. Was at a longtime customers house last night servicing the pool, when she came out and said that her husband was currently in Texas cheating on her with his assistant. Then asked if I would fuck her. Obviously I'm a great husband and had to politely decline. And she ain't bad for 49 too boot. But damn I could have had a sugar mama. I apparently still got it.
It coulda been a nice little side income. If you make em pay for it they appreciate you all the more and it alleviates the guilt associated with fucking the pool guy.
 
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