Thinking of writing a new stoner film...

[fernandog]

Hi,

New to the community, was told its the best place to get some feedback,

Ive spent my time trying to write a new stoner film

, I've come up with a few longlines for my story, let me know your fav.

1. Two stoners get caught up in the world of espionage, when they sell weed to the wrong guy.

2. Two stoners have 24 hours to pay their rent before they are evicted from their apartment.

3. Two best friend stoners set out on the road trip of a lifetime around the uk, when they get a flat tire and uncover a world they wasn’t ready for

4. Two best friend stoners set out to open their food truck business when they get a booking to cater for the illuminati, they use this as opportunity to take them down.

5. Two stoners and a lawyer go on the run when theirs fates collide in the carpark of a Fast food restaurant.

6. In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, 2 stoners get high.

7. Two stoners are forced into witness protection after being framed for snitching on a cartel leader. They need to clear their name.

8.Two best friend stoners one hacker one lollipop man devise a plan to to Make millions and live the life they always wanted.

9. Two best friend stoners come into contact with alien life form, which takes them on a journey of self discovery.

Thank You

Budding Director

 

[srh88]

so a bunch of different versions of pineapple express?

 

[fernandog]

you reckon? appreciate the honest opinion.

 

[fernandog]

so a bunch of different versions of pineapple express?

you reckon? appreciate the honest opinion.

 

[srh88]

you reckon? appreciate the honest opinion.

Just about every version you listed probably has some form of movie about it. Pineapple express, cheech and chong, harold and Kumar.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

Dream on man. Go smoke another.

 

[Singlemalt]

A horror film: make it so that the horrors in Reefer Madness come true; demented sex crimes, cannibalism, butchery, necrophilia. You could also toss in some ET aliens who join in the fun.

 

[lokie]

A horror film: make it so that the horrors in Reefer Madness come true; demented sex crimes, cannibalism, butchery, necrophilia. You could also toss in some ET aliens who join in the fun.

Ok. I'm in, up to the Aliens.

I've not decided that ET's are essential in my demented sex madness.

 

[neosapien]

Hi,

New to the community, was told its the best place to get some feedback,

Ive spent my time trying to write a new stoner film

, I've come up with a few longlines for my story, let me know your fav.

1. Two stoners get caught up in the world of espionage, when they sell weed to the wrong guy.

2. Two stoners have 24 hours to pay their rent before they are evicted from their apartment.

3. Two best friend stoners set out on the road trip of a lifetime around the uk, when they get a flat tire and uncover a world they wasn’t ready for

4. Two best friend stoners set out to open their food truck business when they get a booking to cater for the illuminati, they use this as opportunity to take them down.

5. Two stoners and a lawyer go on the run when theirs fates collide in the carpark of a Fast food restaurant.

6. In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, 2 stoners get high.

7. Two stoners are forced into witness protection after being framed for snitching on a cartel leader. They need to clear their name.

8.Two best friend stoners one hacker one lollipop man devise a plan to to Make millions and live the life they always wanted.

9. Two best friend stoners come into contact with alien life form, which takes them on a journey of self discovery.

Thank You

Budding Director

Those have all been done. You really need to think outside the box if you want to make anything successful in Hollywood these days. @Singlemalt had the best idea thus far. But I mean the world needs something fresh. Like a film about 2 stoners that get high and decide they want to such each other's dicks off but then turn into stoner zombies from the tainted weed and bite each other's dicks off and become dickless stoner zombies and start roaming the streets of Portland, Oregon biting people's dicks off. Now that is a fucking blockbuster.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

A horror film: make it so that the horrors in Reefer Madness come true; demented sex crimes, cannibalism, butchery, necrophilia. You could also toss in some ET aliens who join in the fun.

Not bad. Or someone grows some weed that temporary turns people into zombies. Instead of brains they're moaning "Twinkies!"

 

[curious2garden]

Not bad. Or someone grows some weed that temporary turns people into zombies. Instead of brains they're moaning "Twinkies!"

So, you're suggesting he write a documentary?

 

[raratt]

Right. Good luck with that.

 

[BudmanTX]

Just make sure you have plenty of penis fighting in it....

 

[DarkWeb]

......2 guys sit on a back porch....smoking a bone (interpret that however you want).......end scene.....

 

[lokie]

Just make sure you have plenty of penis fighting in it....

Agreed.


Amateur home video for the win!


FINISH HIM!

 

[lokie]

Those have all been done. You really need to think outside the box if you want to make anything successful in Hollywood these days. @Singlemalt had the best idea thus far. But I mean the world needs something fresh. Like a film about 2 stoners that get high and decide they want to such each other's dicks off but then turn into stoner zombies from the tainted weed and bite each other's dicks off and become dickless stoner zombies and start roaming the streets of Portland, Oregon biting people's dicks off. Now that is a fucking blockbuster.

What if they bit the Taint and then only the genitals, penis/vagina, became zombie.

 

[PadawanWarrior]

You could make it more serious too. A movie about the small time farmers getting pushed out by the corporations could be interesting. You could also throw some guys in that resist the corporate shit if you wanna add some action. I'm no writer though.

This is actually a pretty good place to ask this crazy question. Someone on here's gonna create a winner for sure. There are a lot of creative stoners on RIU.

 

[DarkWeb]

You could make it more serious too. A movie about the small time farmers getting pushed out by the corporations could be interesting. You could also throw some guys in that resist the corporate shit if you wanna add some action. I'm no writer though.

This is actually a pretty good place to ask this crazy question. Someone on here's gonna create a winner for sure. There are a lot of creative stoners on RIU.

Make sure penis fits in......lots of penis.....

 

[PadawanWarrior]

Make sure penis fits in......lots of penis.....

I'm all for throwing a little vag in, but I'd prefer the 2 stoner friends keep their dicks in their pants. Let's not make this a stoner version of The Crying Game.

 

[DarkWeb]

I'm all for throwing a little vag in, but I'd prefer the 2 stoner friends keep their dicks in their pants. Let's not make this a stoner version of The Crying Game.

Maybe 2 stoners on the porch and their hot MILf wives come out with drinks and.............