What did you accomplish today?

[Tangerine_]

Ok I gotta hear about this. In the all the time I've spent in LA Country ERs headless rat corpses escaped me.

LMAO (probably should've worded that better)

I do try to keep the kitties inside but my daughters Maine coon will claw and howl until I let her out. She goes down to rivers edge and catches roof rats and wharf rats. She brings them home and sits on the deck gnawing their heads off.
She's caught woodpeckers, rabbits, moles, mice, rats, and last summer she caught a water snake and brought inside and dropped it in the middle of my dining room. I love her, but she can be a dink.

 

[420God]

If I hit it or saw it hit as long as it's a head hit......I'd be fine eating it.

I have no problem with it either. I'll still cut out some back straps if I know they're fresh.

 

[curious2garden]

Bummer! Be a coupla weeks

Or until you total it. My daughter poured fish sauce into my Suburban's carpet.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Or until you total it. My daughter poured fish sauce into my Suburban's carpet.

On purpose?

 

[curious2garden]

On purpose?

Yup, rebellious teenagers.

 

[raratt]

Yup, rebellious teenagers.

If one of my kids did that they'd be out there with a toothbrush, sponge, and carpet cleaner.

 

[Tangerine_]

People are grabbing all the dead deer off the roads because of the meat shortages.

If its fresh and not mangled from a semi it would probably be OK.

We were just talking about this last night. Not road kill but maybe taking a couple more just in case. I've couple options between our land and tribal land.
And I guess we're going get a pig this year. I'm a little wimpy when it comes to pigs. I wont even be able to visit him. Once I give him a little scratch on his stinky head and he'll end up as our pet.

 

[raratt]

If its fresh and not mangled from a semi it would probably be OK.

We were just talking about this last night. Not road kill but maybe taking a couple more just in case. I've couple options between our land and tribal land.
And I guess we're going get a pig this year. I'm a little wimpy when it comes to pigs. I wont even be able to visit him. Once I give him a little scratch on his stinky head and he'll end up as our pet.

You have to give them a name that keeps it real, like Mr Bacon, or Hammy.

 

[DarkWeb]

If one of my kids did that they'd be out there with a toothbrush, sponge, and carpet cleaner.

Damn right! Oh I'd be pissed!

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yup, rebellious teenagers.

Wow, happy mother's day lol.

I don't know how moms stay sane lol. Hearing stories like that doesn't make me want one. When I was little I would pick all the pea pods in my mom's garden and throw them away and stamp down the asparagus shoots... right up until I got caught.

 

[curious2garden]

If one of my kids did that they'd be out there with a toothbrush, sponge, and carpet cleaner.

After she attempted to clean it, and of course you can't, she spent her entire sophomore year of high school on restriction.

 

[Tangerine_]

You have to give them a name that keeps it real, like Mr Bacon, or Hammy.

My father had two named Waylon and Willie. And a black goat named Johnny Cash.

 

[manfredo]

In my early 20's I lived in an old 10' wide trailer next to a big dairy farm. One day I came home and plopped on the sofa, and a HUGE rat came running from the kitchen right past me. I went right down to the farm store and bought a spring loaded rat trap and baited it. Not 30 minutes later I heard a loud snap, and thought "got em". The thing was so big the trap didn't kill it, just stunned it, and it was going round in circles trying to figure out WTF just happened. I ran out, grabbed a shovel, and came back and took him out with 1 mighty blow! This thing had a body about 12-14" long and a tail to match it...A few days later my shepherd and little terrier trapped and killed another of equal size out in the yard...It's mate I am sure. The 2 fuckers were living under my trailer, coming in and grabbing dog food out of the bowls, and who knows what else. Biggest rats I ever saw!

 

[cannabineer]

Wow, happy mother's day lol.

I don't know how moms stay sane lol. Hearing stories like that doesn't make me want one. When I was little I would pick all the pea pods in my mom's garden and throw them away and stamp down the asparagus shoots... right up until I got caught.

Vegeance

 

[cannabineer]

My father had two named Waylon and Willie. And a black goat named Johnny Cash.

A cat named Sue would complete this tale

 

[ANC]

Got my first Digikey packages which were with UPS since March, today. My business only qualified for a permit as of last Monday.

Finally, I can start working again.
Gonna do the last few manual ones, all new orders will be mostly CNC manufactured, first through another co and then inhouse. I potentially have good financial backing for taking things further and a growing waiting list. So glad there is a glimmer of hope, My renter couldn't pay a cent this month, so my personal bank account is hurting. At least not in debt. Think I have like $700 debt in total so that isn't really hurting, but at least I never touched my company's money, so I could resume business without much fuss. Helps to have principals I guess.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Cleaned out most of the garage. Gonna set as many traps as I can get tonight. Also sprayed roundup on the border of the fence line on my neighbors property. Was pleased to see that the praying mantises have made their way over to their field of fuckin weeds. That’s where all these damn bugs are coming from.

 

[jerryb73]

In my early 20's I lived in an old 10' wide trailer next to a big dairy farm. One day I came home and plopped on the sofa, and a HUGE rat came running from the kitchen right past me. I went right down to the farm store and bought a spring loaded rat trap and baited it. Not 30 minutes later I heard a loud snap, and thought "got em". The thing was so big the trap didn't kill it, just stunned it, and it was going round in circles trying to figure out WTF just happened. I ran out, grabbed a shovel, and came back and took him out with 1 mighty blow! This thing had a body about 12-14" long and a tail to match it...A few days later my shepherd and little terrier trapped and killed another of equal size out in the yard...It's mate I am sure. The 2 fuckers were living under my trailer, coming in and grabbing dog food out of the bowls, and who knows what else. Biggest rats I ever saw!

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Got the plumber guys over here. Asking me for grow advice lol. They said “how do you get your stuff to grow such high quality? Mine always came out like mids.” Lololol poor guys. Maybe if they do a good job I’ll give them some kind buds


very kind

 

[Bobby schmeckle]

Sent clones to Annie.
Fun fact. My wife has never ridden a bike. She said her immigrant parents were more concerned with putting food in the table and just never taught her. So in true fashion my wife picks this super ghetto looking chrome beach cruiser. Since everything was closed I ordered it offline. It’s a women’s beach cruiser, but my tiny wife’s vagina couldn’t even fit over the bar. She gave a valiant effort but I could see it wasn’t happenin. All day there were complaints of her “poor vagina”. Hmmmm.

So I took her ghetto chrome cruiser for a spin and felt like big worm in Friday. Even got followed by a cop for a few blocks while on it. Great.

I sent her to buy a new bike today since the stores are kinda? Open again. She came back with a much more (expensive) and size suitable bike. Great.

Oh, and the day before that my 3 1/2 year old daughter got her first bike since her older friend got one. Great.

This is all after my stupid ass bought a new bike too. I think I hate bikes now.

But my cherry blossoms are blooming.