Random Jabber Jibber thread

[shrxhky420]

Just had a burn session with my neighbor. I stood at my door way, he was down on the sidewalk. He had his bowl packed, I had mine.
I guess it's the new normal. Might as well video chat the next session

SH420

 

[MICHI-CAN]

The good "grow hair on your nipples" shit

I think she would remove it while grazing. Ask Bubba Jim Todd.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Just had a burn session with my neighbor. I stood at my door way, he was down on the sidewalk. He had his bowl packed, I had mine.
I guess it's the new normal. Might as well video chat the next session

SH420

It's just B.Y.O.B. Nothing new. Just more dramatic. Strange times.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

I ordered some TP from Amazon a couple weeks ago. Just in case.

Delivery date: 4/7 to 4/28

I ordered a little more a week later.

Delivery date: 5/7 to 5/25

I ordered a little more today.

Delivery date: June

So I think I'm unaffected by their current delay.
Hopefully when it comes things will be different.

Who the fuck knows...

We’re using instacart and getting our TP from Costco. We don’t even have to come into contact with one person. They leave the groceries on the porch bench and small table.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

We’re using instacart and getting our TP from Costco. We don’t even have to come into contact with one person. They leave the groceries on the porch bench and small table.

Wipe your tp and groceries or leave outside for 3 days....?? Stay clean and safe.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Wipe your tp and groceries or leave outside for 3 days....?? Stay clean and safe.

I have several envelopes of cash in the holding area.

It's like waiting for a check to clear. Money always was filthy but it was way more fun when it was just covered with cocaine.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

I have several envelopes of cash in the holding area.

It's like waiting for a check to clear. Money always was filthy but it was way more fun when it was just covered with cocaine.

Either you are tipping well or the change tips the scales.

 

[kmog33]

She licked my butthole once

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Because that there duct tape on the floor is gonna cure us. Do I really have to tell my grandkids how duct tape saved America?

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Just had a burn session with my neighbor. I stood at my door way, he was down on the sidewalk. He had his bowl packed, I had mine.
I guess it's the new normal. Might as well video chat the next session

SH420

My mother-in-law’s friend that helped me put together the swing set looked at me funny when I rolled the blunt and cut it in half. Taking no chances, no hard feelings.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

My mother-in-law’s friend that helped me put together the swing set looked at me funny when I rolled the blunt and cut it in half. Taking no chances, no hard feelings.

We don't have to be rude to our drooling friends anymore though. Man that gives me chills.

 

[DustyDuke]

My mother-in-law’s friend that helped me put together the swing set looked at me funny when I rolled the blunt and cut it in half. Taking no chances, no hard feelings.

I only ever share blunts with the Mrs, at least he got a smoke. I’ll roll one for who ever when I have one but I’m a greedy cunt that hates germs.

 

[DustyDuke]

Speaking of blunts freshly dried nugs test time. I’ve fast dried these a bit because I’m a greedy...

 

[abalonehx]

 

[SpaceGrease]

I’m getting pretty close to being all fucked out for lil while . Hope this shelter in place gets lifted soon i don’t think it’s the covid19 that’s gonna kill me now .

 

[ANC]

 

[BarnBuster]

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[Chunky Stool]

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I have noticed that most of the people I know who are considered "essential" bitch about it a lot.
Having to work while other people are getting paid not to work would be annoying I suppose...

 

[tangerinegreen555]

My wife tried to order an iPad case and this popped up. It went into more detail when she clicked the blue link.View attachment 4514836

Weird, the 3rd small TP order I made claims to have shipped before the other two from last week and the week before.

Now I'm wondering from where, exactly?

edit: oh, shit! I ordered TP from China.

I have to start checking the fine print.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

I have noticed that most of the people I know who are considered "essential" bitch about it a lot.
Having to work while other people are getting paid not to work would be annoying I suppose...

They didn't mind when it was real lack of work and they still had a paycheck. But I still support and appreciate people keeping my world recognizable.