Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tyler.durden]

just goes to show how quick things turn to shit especially on a plague ship

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People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

An elderly British woman on board the coronavirus-stricken cruise ship off the California coast groused over the conditions on board, where “stir-crazy” passengers fight over “rotten” food, accordi…

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Strange that the helicopter didn't land, I didn't see a helipad. You think it would be SOP that every cruise ship be required to have one for emergencies and what not. Maybe take away just one buffet space to make room, sorry fatties...

 

[jerryb73]

just goes to show how quick things turn to shit especially on a plague ship

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People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

An elderly British woman on board the coronavirus-stricken cruise ship off the California coast groused over the conditions on board, where “stir-crazy” passengers fight over “rotten” food, accordi…

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our plague just arrived...

 

[Metasynth]

our plague just arrived...




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Lol I was in the Bay Area yesterday, saw the sick cruise ship they all be talking about; back home in SoCal now. Good luck with that...

 

[curious2garden]

We are going to have a sunny day for a change!
Unfortunately that means yardwork.

I haven't scooped dog shit in at least a month.
And yesterday Mrs. Stool said the grass in the back yard looks "wavy" when it's windy.

That is not good...
-- edit --
I have my own epidemic to control now -- the fucking mint has gotten into my yard.
Goddammit I knew this was going to happen!

fuck

No time to waste you must imbibe mass quantities of Mint Juleps NOW, it's your only hope!

 

[mysunnyboy]

I’m picking out a pool for us kids

 

[MICHI-CAN]

We are going to have a sunny day for a change!
Unfortunately that means yardwork.

I haven't scooped dog shit in at least a month.
And yesterday Mrs. Stool said the grass in the back yard looks "wavy" when it's windy.

That is not good...
-- edit --
I have my own epidemic to control now -- the fucking mint has gotten into my yard.
Goddammit I knew this was going to happen!

fuck

Thank you for the cheerful reminder. Been a long time. Bet I have a minefield for a backyard.

 

[lokie]

I’m picking out a pool for us kids
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This pool looks fun!

 

[MICHI-CAN]

No time to waste you must imbibe mass quantities of Mint Juleps NOW, it's your only hope!

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Mojitos?

 

[curious2garden]

Mojitos?

Yes

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Yes

Best I can do is suggest a few juleps. Then they all taste the same.

 

[lokie]

Mojitos?

I had never had mojitos until the lounge at the Stamford Grand offered 1 free entry for a Harley Davidson drawing with the purchase of one.

They had the bike parked over the bar. It was very nice.

In the next 2 months I probably drank enough mojitos to have paid cash for it.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

That can be quite a pain in the

Like my Grandpa said:
"Always Pitch, never Catch!"

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Like my Grandpa said:
"Always Pitch, never Catch!"

And run if asked to do both.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

They had that type of Monitor lizard on Guam, some crazy bastard caught one on the beach. He held it on top of a wooden picnic table and it started to shred the top of the table. My wife saw one by the side of the road when we first got on island, she said it was bigger than our dog, I thought she was just jet lagged at first.

You ever see the Iguana's in Gitmo?
Those bastards will chase you & they're fkn fast!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

The shrimp are good but too small to spend $ on. Too much breading for the small shrimp they use.

We call those "Popcorn shrimp" & you're right, LJS has more breading than shrimp in them.

 

[curious2garden]

We call those "Popcorn shrimp" & you're right, LJS has more breading than shrimp in them.

Guilty confession, I still miss LJS deep fried sea food

 

[Metasynth]

Guilty confession, I still miss LJS deep fried sea food

Honestly, I like most fried seafood. If you ever get a chance to have the fish and chips from Malibu Seafood though...a thing of beauty

 

[MICHI-CAN]

You ever see the Iguana's in Gitmo?
Those bastards will chase you & they're fkn fast!

Nephew took pics of the rats.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Priapism, if the ice bags don't work we move to needles and syringes, large needles.

Kill Joy

 

[curious2garden]

Honestly, I like most fried seafood. If you ever get a chance to have the fish and chips from Malibu Seafood though...a thing of beauty

If you recommend it must be food of the gods