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Stoney McFried

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Meh, it is kinda gross...but she's a human just like us.Lots of us will prolly end up like that when we're 90....now that IS funny!
I must say it is kinda funny how her boobies look .... All deflated sorta ... Funny.... The whole principle of it is a little funny too .. But I can't bring myself to have anything but a disgusted face on when I look at her...
 

BreatheSmoke

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Meh, it is kinda gross...but she's a human just like us.Lots of us will prolly end up like that when we're 90....now that IS funny!

Thank god I won't be around to laugh about it.... I might be human...But bending over naked in front of a camera isn't my style anyway...:lol:
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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I really don't even like being naked by myself ... A lot of ppl are so big on walking around their house naked n such ... It just doesn't feel right... lol
I think walking around the house naked is more so a guy thing. my opinion. I'd love to, but my friends have a habit of barging in the house un-announced. I'm more than positive that's something me and my friends would not want to experience.
 

BreatheSmoke

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I think walking around the house naked is more so a guy thing. my opinion. I'd love to, but my friends have a habit of barging in the house un-announced. I'm more than positive that's something me and my friends would not want to experience.

I see ... You don't wanna put them to shame..... You men are so sensitive about your size...lol

I used to say I wanted to walk around naked too .. Because it's just so hyped up to be a special thing.. But once I tried it, I really didn't like it at all.... Like Stoney said... in short.. just too much air...ha
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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I see ... You don't wanna put them to shame..... You men are so sensitive about your size...lol
that's what YOU think. in all honesty, I'm not one to be like "yeah, my dick is enormous!!" because
1) I'm not self conscious about THAT of all things.
2) it just makes it sound like you have a small dick more, and that the only way of denying it is telling everyone it's huge.
3) I don't care what's in another guy's pants, just mine.

if someone hangs out with me long enough, they're gonna find out that I'm not "endowed" with a huge penis. it's quite average....just making a point that I'm not sensitive about this type of stupid shit.

this should probably be in the confession thread rather than here....
 

Stoney McFried

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So, if a guy runs about naked, it means he's tea bagging his furniture.
that's what YOU think. in all honesty, I'm not one to be like "yeah, my dick is enormous!!" because
1) I'm not self conscious about THAT of all things.
2) it just makes it sound like you have a small dick more, and that the only way of denying it is telling everyone it's huge.
3) I don't care what's in another guy's pants, just mine.

if someone hangs out with me long enough, they're gonna find out that I'm not "endowed" with a huge penis. it's quite average....just making a point that I'm not sensitive about this type of stupid shit.

this should probably be in the confession thread rather than here....
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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So, if a guy runs about naked, it means he's tea bagging his furniture.
no. a guy running about naked means he's a guy running about naked. but this naked guy will get tired, and will eventually have to sit and relax. when he sits down on a couch or chair oe something, THAT'S tea bagging his furniture.
 

BreatheSmoke

New Member
that's what YOU think. in all honesty, I'm not one to be like "yeah, my dick is enormous!!" because
1) I'm not self conscious about THAT of all things.
2) it just makes it sound like you have a small dick more, and that the only way of denying it is telling everyone it's huge.
3) I don't care what's in another guy's pants, just mine.

if someone hangs out with me long enough, they're gonna find out that I'm not "endowed" with a huge penis. it's quite average....just making a point that I'm not sensitive about this type of stupid shit.

this should probably be in the confession thread rather than here....

You're so right... Every guy I've heard boast about his size is usually cocky about everything else.. and that just tells me that he has some serious insecurities to cover up...

I'm sure you've gone through some type of phase though where you worried about it at least a little bit.. Just like most girls do with their breast size at some point in their adolescent life..

My cawk is much bigger than yours ! My cawk can walk right through the door.. lol listen to System of a Down - Cigaro
 

Stoney McFried

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Well, yeah...but I didn't think I needed to explain the whole process.
no. a guy running about naked means he's a guy running about naked. but this naked guy will get tired, and will eventually have to sit and relax. when he sits down on a couch or chair oe something, THAT'S tea bagging his furniture.
 

tckfui

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holy shit!!!! I didn't see that old lady beforee, I was like what the fuck are these people talking about, its not that bad, what old lady? scroll scroll scroll, oh my fucking god dude!!!!1
 

HoppusTheCaveman

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You're so right... Every guy I've heard boast about his size is usually cocky about everything else.. and that just tells me that he has some serious insecurities to cover up...

I'm sure you've gone through some type of phase though where you worried about it at least a little bit.. Just like most girls do with their breast size at some point in their adolescent life..

My cawk is much bigger than yours ! My cawk can walk right through the door.. lol listen to System of a Down - Cigaro
well yeah, of course.

and that song is awesome.
 

Louis541

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When I first moved into my own apartment, I used to want to walk around naked so bad, I did it for a couple of days, when I was still sitting on milk crates. :( Till one day I sat down and played a videogame (I bought a xbox and a bigscreen before I worried about a couch, *Sigh*) Long story short I was playing halo and I got up to scream at the TV and my testicle got caught in one of the holes so I couldn't it it out of the milk crate. OUCH.
 

weezer

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When I first moved into my own apartment, I used to want to walk around naked so bad, I did it for a couple of days, when I was still sitting on milk crates. :( Till one day I sat down and played a videogame (I bought a xbox and a bigscreen before I worried about a couch, *Sigh*) Long story short I was playing halo and I got up to scream at the TV and my testicle got caught in one of the holes so I couldn't it it out of the milk crate. OUCH.[/quot holy fuck dude never heard that before
but i sure can fell it
 

smartsoverambition

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When I first moved into my own apartment, I used to want to walk around naked so bad, I did it for a couple of days, when I was still sitting on milk crates. :( Till one day I sat down and played a videogame (I bought a xbox and a bigscreen before I worried about a couch, *Sigh*) Long story short I was playing halo and I got up to scream at the TV and my testicle got caught in one of the holes so I couldn't it it out of the milk crate. OUCH.
as all dude know when someone says "i feel ur pain" if it's about testicle pain we REALLY feel it
 

passdabong

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Oh my god..Her boobs were deflated balloons, in that pic it looks like she thinks she still has something to cup in her hand. hhahah

that's terrible..

i honestly thought it was a scroll down butthole ripped open picure - horrifying
 

Yeah

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no. a guy running about naked means he's a guy running about naked. but this naked guy will get tired, and will eventually have to sit and relax. when he sits down on a couch or chair oe something, THAT'S tea bagging his furniture.
Ever sat on the sack? Oh, the horror!
 
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