Guys, let's talk about waffles.

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Green Puddin

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LMAO I know that's what it looks like too ffs lol!!they collect there sap in the same metal pales they did back in the day...so no taps in trees hOoked too lines them vacuumed to the cabin....taps in trees ,sap goes into bucket,walk and collect bucket,do that 50 times to get only one of those buckets of maple syrup 50:1 believe it or not that's what it takes say 50 gallons of sap cooked down makes 1 gallon of sgurp!!!!they hate me anyways ,even if they were making a killing they would charge me some ducking inbred inlaw tax or some shit lmfao!!!still wouldn't feel safe eating Nything they give me ,I mean there to fucking cheap to buy any real poison strong enough to kill me but fhck I bet they could find something in the dollar store to give me a real bad case of the shits hahahaha.no if boys want some syrup I will get you some,some people have state of the art gear and use an RO system to reduce the syrup.and the maple butter and cream from an RO'd sap is like eating like a fluffy marsh!allow airy whipped cream smooth type of stuff ,while the othher methods produce like a fudge consistency and a lot of times grainy.Apple's and oranges really.but I can go get some at a fraction of what most will pay and mail it.especially if your a chucker lol because I have turned into a seed junky like bad!!! Straight Up Strain Whore !!!Man this is the best thread on maple syrup from nova Scotia ever lol
 
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Green Puddin said:
LMAO I know that's what it looks like too ffs lol!!they collect there sap in the same metal pales they did back in the day...so no taps in trees hOoked too lines them vacuumed to the cabin....taps in trees ,sap goes into bucket,walk and collect bucket,do that 50 times to get only one of those buckets of maple syrup 50:1 believe it or not that's what it takes say 50 gallons of sap cooked down makes 1 gallon of sgurp!!!!they hate me anyways ,even if they were making a killing they would charge me some ducking inbred inlaw tax or some shit lmfao!!!still wouldn't feel safe eating Nything they give me ,I mean there to fucking cheap to buy any real poison strong enough to kill me but fhck I bet they could find something in the dollar store to give me a real bad case of the shits hahahaha.no if boys want some syrup I will get you some,some people have state of the art gear and use an RO system to reduce the syrup.and the maple butter and cream from an RO'd sap is like eating like a fluffy marsh!allow airy whipped cream smooth type of stuff ,while the othher methods produce like a fudge consistency and a lot of times grainy.Apple's and oranges really.but I can go get some at a fraction of what most will pay and mail it.especially if your a chucker lol because I have turned into a seed junky like bad!!! Straight Up Strain Whore !!!Man this is the best thread on maple syrup from nova Scotia ever lol
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Thanks for contributing to my thread. The dichotomy of you and your maple syrup slangin' in-laws intrigues me. Have you any nude pics of your wife holding a maple bucket to share?
 
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Green Puddin

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LMAO sorry couldn't help myself man.ya I wish I had some pics of her naked with any kind of bucket really.guess I know what to ask for for Christmas
 
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Green Puddin

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what?she's not fucking you old guys too is she?oh wait I get it the pics are of you fucking her with a bucket ? Yes. ? Because your old man junk ain't operational anymore ???l lol
 
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Green Puddin

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Sorry for wasting your time man really am. and no I have no nude pics of myself right now but I will think of something special and you will have some late tonight or tm morning .I apologize I'm trying
 
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Green Puddin

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Actually would you be into fat white nova scotian men humping maple trees naked in a ft of snow??? I will be wearing protection of course !!!! I have 4 right now ,I would consider them soft core
 
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Green Puddin

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Just as I suspected from months lurking and reading countless hours a day ,when I don't read ever ,unless it's a tAttoo on a hookers ass kinda deal. You assholes pretty much all have a major screw loose .....just like myself LMAO
 
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