How to keep pee warm for a drug tes(I am a female)! HELP

jacquiemendez said:
Pre employment drug tests suck, especially if you can’t use your own pee and the paranoia of passing with either someone else’s pee or fake pee. I smoked about a week and a half prior to my test date, bought a bunch of those dollar store marijuana tests. I FAILED. I’m using my oldest son’s pee, I put it in a pill container & placed it in my panties NOT IN MY VAGINA. That would just be too uncomfortable. Keeping my legs crossed while I wait. Hopefully this will keep it warm enough to pass!

I’m having my test done at Concentra, I read on some other forums they pat you down and ask you to place your belongings in a locker. Not sure if it’s true, will update my post after my test!
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Yeah let us know how it goes! Post some pics of your pill bottle pee setup. And post some pics of your vagina too!
 
I don't think you understand how a drug test is supposed to work. You have to pee in the cup. You don't need to bring a supply from home silly. Just pee in the cup.
 
I once failed a drug test for having clean piss.
My piss was clean which proved I had no pain meds in my system.
So the doctor accused me of selling my pain meds.
The truth was that i just used them all up because I was in extra pain.
 
I smoked regularly and tested, I would stop two weeks before and take “palo azul” mix with gal water drink 2 gal in course of 2 days and pass, you pee clear eventually and cleans thc in system it’s organinc, kinda like what athletes use to cheat...well used for centuries. Good luck. yeah sounds crazy but it works
 
Gary Goodson said:
Got called in for a drug test at work...
They said I tested positive for opioids.

I said "Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning."

They said "What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?"

"It was an everything bagel."
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I hear that LSD doesn't show up on a drug test. Only if they take spinal fluid.
 
I created an account on here just so I could spread the wealth of knowledge that I have obtained through passing my own drug tests using someone else’s pee...
without further ado
At Spencer’s there are tampon flasks, get them, they’re like 7 dollars and you get 5 of them. Screw the fake tampon wrapper, throw that away.
have someone pee for you (in my case it’s my sister), I always have her pee the day off just an hour or two before my drug test. I have her pee in a cup and then I fill the tampon tubes leaving about half an inch of space at the top.Cap them up, place them inside a zip loc bag horizontally so that the caps have pressure on them and will stay sealed. (I’ve tried tape around the top and it doesn’t work as good as the baG) I then put them right up against my vagina and I wear one pair of underwear with a pad and then one pair of underwear with a hand warmer and then one tighter (spandex type) underwear to keep it all packaged nicely, it feels safer that way.
The tubes are long (maybe 6”) but if you put them in right, preferably closer to the front so you can sit down, you should be okay. 3 tubes filled half an inch away from the top equals just below 60 ml so I always take the extra two Because it’s better to be safe than sorry. When you get into the unsupervised bathroom just pull down your pants and grab the tubes then quietly rip through the bag and pull the caps off. They aren’t loud. Pour them in and voila.
Some things worth noting. Practice!!! Practice, practice, practice!!! Do this in the week prior to your test and then on the night before your test. I test with and without the heat pad to see how long it takes to reach optimal temp, how long it holds temp, etc. I feel the hand warmer just adds some extra warmth on the other side of the tubes. Use a regular thermometer submersed in the tube. Practice being quiet, practice opening the tubes, practice pulling your pants down with the tubes in your underwear (pull them down one at a time so you don’t risk dropping the tubes). If you have boobs tuck two extra on either side that way there is no way that you don’t have enough and if one ever leaked (has not happened yet) you have back up, use hand warmers there too and wear a sports bra over the top of your regular bra). Any thing to make sure that this is fool proof. If you have a quiet spot to pull over before your test and run another temperature check I would suggest doing so. Slightly above 100 you can take the heat pad out, you just want to make sure you range 90-100 f.
 
Larkyn said:
.......snip.......... If you have boobs tuck two extra on either side that way there is no way that you don’t have enough and if one ever leaked (has not happened yet) you have back up, use hand warmers there too and wear a sports bra over the top of your regular bra). Any thing to make sure that this is fool proof. If you have a quiet spot to pull over before your test and run another temperature check I would suggest doing so. Slightly above 100 you can take the heat pad out, you just want to make sure you range 90-100 f.
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If you don't have boobs how do you explain the 'tampon flasks'?
 
Larkyn said:
I created an account on here just so I could spread the wealth of knowledge that I have obtained through passing my own drug tests using someone else’s pee...
without further ado
At Spencer’s there are tampon flasks, get them, they’re like 7 dollars and you get 5 of them. Screw the fake tampon wrapper, throw that away.
have someone pee for you (in my case it’s my sister), I always have her pee the day off just an hour or two before my drug test. I have her pee in a cup and then I fill the tampon tubes leaving about half an inch of space at the top.Cap them up, place them inside a zip loc bag horizontally so that the caps have pressure on them and will stay sealed. (I’ve tried tape around the top and it doesn’t work as good as the baG) I then put them right up against my vagina and I wear one pair of underwear with a pad and then one pair of underwear with a hand warmer and then one tighter (spandex type) underwear to keep it all packaged nicely, it feels safer that way.
The tubes are long (maybe 6”) but if you put them in right, preferably closer to the front so you can sit down, you should be okay. 3 tubes filled half an inch away from the top equals just below 60 ml so I always take the extra two Because it’s better to be safe than sorry. When you get into the unsupervised bathroom just pull down your pants and grab the tubes then quietly rip through the bag and pull the caps off. They aren’t loud. Pour them in and voila.
Some things worth noting. Practice!!! Practice, practice, practice!!! Do this in the week prior to your test and then on the night before your test. I test with and without the heat pad to see how long it takes to reach optimal temp, how long it holds temp, etc. I feel the hand warmer just adds some extra warmth on the other side of the tubes. Use a regular thermometer submersed in the tube. Practice being quiet, practice opening the tubes, practice pulling your pants down with the tubes in your underwear (pull them down one at a time so you don’t risk dropping the tubes). If you have boobs tuck two extra on either side that way there is no way that you don’t have enough and if one ever leaked (has not happened yet) you have back up, use hand warmers there too and wear a sports bra over the top of your regular bra). Any thing to make sure that this is fool proof. If you have a quiet spot to pull over before your test and run another temperature check I would suggest doing so. Slightly above 100 you can take the heat pad out, you just want to make sure you range 90-100 f.
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We will need a series of photographic examples to demonstrate this novel procedure
 
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