Random Jabber Jibber thread

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Ride it like you stole it.:fire:
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LoL my Mrs is Reiki Master, I told her it doesn’t count until she can levitate people.
It took 3ish years for her to complete, she went to India and Alaska in her studies. But she is always studying new things. She’s for ever charging crystals and doing weird stuff. Keeps here busy and makes her decent money, she mainly works with animals.
As for the being naturally attuned every one is to a certain degree.
My mum swears by it and she is a psychologist and an intelligent women. She makes my Mrs do her stuff when ever she comes over. But I’m on the fence a bit, I had a good experience with a Sharman did involve dmt lol so I’m open to it all
 
LoL my Mrs is Reiki Master, I told her it doesn’t count until she can levitate people.
It took 3ish years for her to complete, she went to India and Alaska in her studies. But she is always studying new things. She’s for ever charging crystals and doing weird stuff. Keeps here busy and makes her decent money, she mainly works with animals.
As for the being naturally attuned every one is to a certain degree.
My mum swears by it and she is a psychologist and an intelligent women. She makes my Mrs do her stuff when ever she comes over. But I’m on the fence a bit, I had a good experience with a Sharman did involve dmt lol so I’m open to it all
Please don’t squeeze the Sharman
 
62 here, almost 10 degrees above normal.
We were in single digit neg F a day or so ago - now in the upper teens & snowing like a leprechaun pitching shamrocks.

That sounded weird - anyhow, spent an hour and a half shoveling & plowing 8 inches of snow & it's still coming down hard a couple of hours later.
Just realized this is sounding like a porn flick.
Enough!
 
Reiki is the real shitz. I had one guy reiki me at a club one night.
At that stage my back was so bad I could barely walk up straight, but we were young and my wife liked going out.
It was like a magical green mist went over my body in my mind's eye, so clearly I could almost see it.
I was basically pain-free after what felt like only seconds and it lasted for days. turns out the guy studied it for 12 years in Thailand.
 
then just touch someone, don't try to make it a mystical experience.....and charge them 200 an hour
 
We were in single digit neg F a day or so ago - now in the upper teens & snowing like a leprechaun pitching shamrocks.

That sounded weird - anyhow, spent an hour and a half shoveling & plowing 8 inches of snow & it's still coming down hard a couple of hours later.
Just realized this is sounding like a porn flick.
Enough!
Thinking of porn while shoveling snow is officer-level adaptation. Kudos.
 
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