Random Jabber Jibber thread

[cannabineer]

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Ever wonder why the bionic people didn't have enhanced genitalia?

Liability issues

 

[cannabineer]

Nice Jack.

That sounds like something you probably don’t wanna hear from one urinal over.

 

[cannabineer]

if the snap traps aren't working, the sticky traps usually do...if you can take looking at them stuck in the glue, panting, staring at you........

At minus twenty, a glue trap is dance-floor hard.

 

[sunni]

Nope, haven't seen any for months & we have Norway rats that get as big as a medium size cat!

I had one in my goddamn kitchen one day when. I lived there it was not fun !

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I had one in my goddamn kitchen one day when. I lived there it was not fun !

A Rat or Ermine?

 

[curious2garden]

A Rat or Ermine?

If it was an ermine we'd have seen the new coat by now. She's pretty talented.

 

[sunni]

A Rat or Ermine?

The rat wish it was an ermine they’re much cuter

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Well it's official y'all. After almost 20 hours little Rosa finally decided to come out and meet us at 7:39 am. Weighing in at 8 lbs 2 oz she's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Well it's official y'all. After almost 20 hours little Rosa finally decided to come out and meet us at 7:39 am. Weighing in at 8 lbs 2 oz she's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

grats...start saving now....

 

[Metasynth]

Well it's official y'all. After almost 20 hours little Rosa finally decided to come out and meet us at 7:39 am. Weighing in at 8 lbs 2 oz she's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

Congrats bro, it’s a game changer, for sure

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Congrats!!
I got you a coffee cup to commemorate the occasion.

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

When I had a mouse problem I always set up 6 or 8 Victors (not any off brand) in a "Ring 'o Steel" / "Gauntlet of Doom" and used a fibrous cheese like Swiss packed into the bait slot. That usually got them if the PB failed. Also would polish the contact points on the trap for the smaller mice.

Plugging with swiss and polishing is a good idea, have some blue cheese but fuck wasting on a mouse. (reminds me of a blue cheese and maybe horseradish deviled egg recipe I thought up. (( also Viking deviled eggs, use pickled eggs spiked with beet juice, Skol eggs) -- Then when you rip a big fart can say you just sacked Aaron Rodgers

 

[tangerinegreen555]

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Ever wonder why the bionic people didn't have enhanced genitalia?

Reminds me of a buddy from school who used to say his wasn't very long but as big around as a beer can.

To which everyone would ask, 'but who are you going to fuck with something like that, a cow?'

 

[Grandpapy]

Well it's official y'all. After almost 20 hours little Rosa finally decided to come out and meet us at 7:39 am. Weighing in at 8 lbs 2 oz she's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

Congrats! Welcome Rosa!

 

[jerryb73]

Reminds me of a buddy from school who used to say his wasn't very long but as big around as a beer can.

To which everyone would ask, 'but who are you going to fuck with something like that, a cow?'

I worked with a guy who said, if he stuck it in a pickle jar it wouldn’t reach the bottom but make friction going in. Lol

 

[Laughing Grass]

Well it's official y'all. After almost 20 hours little Rosa finally decided to come out and meet us at 7:39 am. Weighing in at 8 lbs 2 oz she's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

Congratulations! You picked a really nice name for her too.

 

[curious2garden]

Well it's official y'all. After almost 20 hours little Rosa finally decided to come out and meet us at 7:39 am. Weighing in at 8 lbs 2 oz she's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen.

Congratulations, welcome to the wildest thrill ride you will ever experience!

 

[sunni]

I will not eat all the Christmas cookies for tomorrow’s party


....

 

[omgBoNg]

That could go one of 2 ways. Fat and full or fat, hungry, and dazed.

 

[sunni]

That could go one of 2 ways. Fat and full or fat, hungry, and dazed.

Did you just call me fat ?