neosapien
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It is well known in China that Dongguan makes the absolute best dongs. I would open it and enjoy immediately.
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srh88
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I thought you were in CA.. what's up with that celcius nonsense?
FresnoFarmer
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Lol nonsense. Nah, it came free with my Chinese cob fixtures.
srh88
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This is murica'.. we count our weather in F's here. Stands for units of Freedom
FresnoFarmer
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Victory habanero nachos
Metasynth
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Yah, I’d dip my balls in that.
Believe it or not, that’s a compliment. Not a lot of things I’d dip my balls in, especially when it involves spicy peppers.
DustyDuke
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You’ve come to the dark side.
Using Celsius is a gateway measurement to the metric system!!!!
DustyDuke
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Really big if you use millimeters. Of course it will be an oppressed commie penis
srh88
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I go by pennies like nails. That way she knows I'm handy and if it's a he I'm handy for the right priceReally big if you use millimeters. Of course it will be an oppressed commie penis
Roger A. Shrubber
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search tje item number and this safety gate is what pops up
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Dreambaby-Chelsea-40-in-H-Extra-Tall-and-Extra-Wide-Auto-Close-Security-Gate-in-Black-with-Extensions-L792B/100496339
so i would definitely not open that, i'd send it back immediately
Chunky Stool
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Everyone knows you've gotta double-bag gasoline... 
tyler.durden
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Metasynth
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tyler.durden
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I like that one, but this short film is the craziest shit. It's creative, better than their music -
If that's not dark enough, this one's a trip -
Not sure why I like them so much
Metasynth
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I like that they were in that weird robot movieI like that one, but this short film is the craziest shit. It's creative, better than their music -
If that's not dark enough, this one's a trip -
Not sure why I like them so much
tyler.durden
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I actually watched that because I like them so much. To date, it was the absolute worst movie I have seen. Just terrible, I was SO happy when they died. Spoiler alert...
