I wouldn’t claim any of my bud to be derived to make the opposite sex horny . But I would pick a sativa leaning strain because they tend to be more of a uplifting buzz, vs the lazy indica buzz.
You want her to go crazy ? This is what ya do... 1st no matter what , when following these instructions, no matter how painful it is, how much it kills a little bit of you .
Keep your mouth shut! Whatever you’d normally say, just don’t .
Make her dinner , or cheat n buy it n dish it up nice . When eating , say “tell me about the woman at work you don’t like”. When she stop talking if ever ... say that’s really insightful, I see your point , or I never thought of it that way. Please go on .
Do not give advice or try to solve any of the problems , just smile , n try not to drift off .
Big fatt sativa joint for dessert.
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